Wed 30 Sep, 2009
I’m as hard as a fucking rock right now. Why? Because Alan Grayson is the fucking man. What other Congressman talks shit to TV pundits? No-fucking-body but Alan Grayson.
And he knows he’s the man. Look at the way he smiles while he makes that cunt in the red shirt look stupid. Look at the twinkle in his eye as he cock slaps that white Republican strategist in the face. He knows he’s the man, and so does that black guy.
Don’t believe me? Re-watch the video and pay attention to the black guy. Notice how he barely speaks? It’s because he is amazed at someone finally having the balls to tell these corporate whores to shut their goddamn cock catchers.
So the next time someone around you starts complaining about how Congress is full of whiny cunts, show them this video of Alan Grayson and tell them to shut the fuck up.
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Tags: Alan Grayson, Alan Grayson walks with a limp because his nuts heavy, Health care, Wolf BlitzerComments (10)
rory says:
Go tell ‘em Big Al.Shut the fuckers up for at least 5 minutes.
David says:
I’m right there with you. I was also a wooded up when he gave the 5 minute discussion on the floor of the House about the GOP health plan. The “don’t get sick” and if you do “die quickly” speech.
He’s da man!!
Fred Yank says:
I wish more people in Congress would do this.
Phuck Politics says:
@Rory – Help me out, did these assholes flip out when Republicans talked about death panels?
@David – Did you hear his “apology”?
@Fred Yank – You and me both buddy…you and me both.
ZIRGAR says:
He’s my new hero, but here’s what’s going to happen. The GOP is full of so many chickenshit thin-skinned assholes that this one guy talking to them the way they’ve been talking to the American people and to the Dems that they can’t take it and will simply refuse to do anything helpful in order to get–oh, wait. They’re not doing anything helpful right now anyway. Yay. Go fuck ‘em, Grayson!
nahummer says:
It’s been a mystery to me so far as to why the Democrats have been treating the Republicans with kid gloves. All this talk of compromise and reaching across the aisle just doesn’t make sense when you’re dealing with such mindless scum. Alan Grayson gives me hope, I can’t wait to hear what he calls those neanderthals next!
Phuck Politics says:
@Zirgar – I love how every Republican is whining about Grayson “lying”.
@nahummer – Most Democrats are pussies. That’s why they have been treating Republicans with kid gloves. Hopefully they will follow in Alan Grayson’s footsteps and tell Republicans to shut the fuck up.
Retard Fred says:
Republicans are going to get an overwhelming win in 2010 and you liberal twats will still be here whining about Bush with your dicks in your hands wondering what the fuck happened.
Phuck Politics says:
@Retard Fred – whining about Bush with your dicks in your hands wondering what the fuck happened.
I can assure you that my dick is not in my hand when I’m whining about Bush.
A Realist says:
You are as big a tool as Alan Grayson. When asked if he feels he was a bit over the top, his response is, “Well, I’m 6’4, so it takes a lot to be over my top.” Wow, isn’t this fellow just the exemplar of a Rhodes Scholar (yes, I know he wasn’t but am simply using this to enhance my sarcasm); but must say that he is quite the alliterative wit, great at name calling, and at talking over others (I was waiting for him to break into a “I know you are, but what am I” rant at any moment). The only thing he has done wonderfully is market himself to the simple-minded like yourself by making raucous statements that are not based in truth or accuracy, but are meant to only get his face in the media. Bravo, Mr. Grayson, you’ve had your 15 minutes of fame (and then some), now go crawl back to that 8th District of Florida fantasy land you and Walt Disney World call home and let those of us living in reality handle the real world. And please Mr. Grayson, take that crypt keeper moron named James Carville with you out for a meal before he wastes away to nothing – he’s making Kate Moss look as big as Michael Moore. So, before you get all HARD over another man, why don’t you stop and listen to what he is really saying, which in Grayson’s case is absolutely nothing other than, “Hey, look at me everyone … the one with the big mouth.”
P.S. Congratulations Mr. Grayson for giving your children names that are usually reserved for horses (but did note to continued use of alliteration with their names).