Why the hell was Bob Dole on last Sunday’s This Week with George Stephanopoulos talking about health care reform?

I ask because this pharmaceutical whore is one of the reasons why health care wasn’t reformed during the Clinton administration. So why is he allowed on national TV, on one of the countries most important Sunday news shows, to talk about how his plan will fix health care?

And why didn’t anyone call him out about killing health care reform in 1994 instead of stroking his drug-induced hard cock and telling him how great he is for trying to get Republicans and Democrats to agree on a health care bill that the health insurance industry wants?

Of course it doesn’t matter because the media elite thinks that Americans need to know what a former Senator, someone who is still alive because of the fantastic health care they get at the taxpayers’ expensive, has to say about the little adjustments our government needs to make in order to turn the greatest health care system in the world into the greatest health care system in the universe.

And it’s all bullshit because Bob Dole should be in a nursing home having his ass wiped by a 25-year-old woman who hates her life, and not on national TV spouting retarded ideas his corporate handlers have forced down his throat.

So the next time I see Bob Dole on TV it better be in a steel cage match with that middle-age black guy from those Cialis commercials and Smilin’ Bob from those Enzyte commercials, or I will dropkick my TV so hard it will make George Stephanopoulos shit his pants.

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Obama shouldn’t talk to our kids about working hard and striving to help their fellow man. He should talk to our kids about amending the Constitution, God, how high taxes caused the end of the Egyptian empire, and funding Negro colleges.

Those are the noncontroversial issues parents want the President of the United States to talk to their children about. And that is why Obama shouldn’t be allowed to give his speech, because he’s trying to indoctrine our children into the cult of socialism…and because he’s black.

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I  posted this picture of Anne Hathaway because  it’s Labor Day and I’m sick of the “Obama’s-turning-this-country-into-a-socialist-communist-anarchist-place-while-indoctrinating-our-children” bullshit.

So now if you’ll excuse me, I’m going to go smoke a ton of weed.

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I bet he’s going to be pissed when he sees this video.

I cannot wait until Obama’s speech on Tuesday. [Democralypse Now]

I’d like to congratulate my buddy Zirgar for winning an award. [Zirgar]

This looks like a job for the original Law and Order team. [Mikeb]

McCain finally developed some balls. [Crib From This]

Doesn’t the Pope have more important things to do besides blaming atheists for messing up the environment? [Unreasonable Faith]

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I’m sure you did this for Ronald Reagan when he died, since he funded all those Latin American death squads, right? How about Strom Thurmond? Surely you attacked him for being an unrelenting racist? And what about Tony Snow? Did you attacked him for lying to the American people while he was Bush’s press secretary?

Of-fucking-course you didn’t. Because Ronald Reagan, Strom Thurmond and Tony Snow were Republicans and that means they’re as pure as Jesus’s cum.

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I’m glad we gave these cocksuckers billions of dollars, because they might have had a difficult time building their car plant in China without it.

General Motors has signed up to a 2bn yuan ($293m; £180m) joint venture with the Chinese state-owned carmaker FAW to make light trucks and vans.

GM has recently emerged from bankruptcy protection in the US and has seen its sales fall year-on-year in most of its Western markets, so China is a key area of growth.

Why the fuck am I reading about this on the BCC’s website and not on CNN, MSNBC and/or Fox News’ website? Why am I not hearing about this on talk radio? Why am I not watching some TV pundit screaming about this?

Because this is America and the we’re too busy talking about some stupid fucking white girl who couldn’t get away from a creepy old man that was holding her prisoner for 18 years. I mean, why would Americans care about a company that begged for a 139 billion dollar loan in order to save American jobs, cut 10 percent of it’s work force, then opened a car company in China when there’s a HUGE story about a white woman who has raped and tortured for the past 18 years?

God this country is fucked up. We bitch about proving health care to everyone, but say jackshit about giving billions of dollars to a corporation that lays off thousands of Americans in order to save money so they can build a car plant in another country.
Goddammit…I can’t fucking wait until the Afghan war bleeds us dry.

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