Mon 5 Oct, 2009
Please?
Because I’m sick of turning on CNN, MSNBC, Fox News, ABC, CBS, NBC, and the 700 Club (nothing makes me laugh harder than Pat Robertson using the Bible to decipher current events) and seeing some pundit explaining why America needs to bomb Iran.
Why is the media calling for the destruction of Iran? Because Iran might have materials and the knowledge to *gasp* build a nuclear weapon. How horrible is that? Of course we could Google “How to build a nuclear bomb” and build one ourselves, but we aren’t a country full of oil and Muslims.
I mean, the media wants to bomb Iran so bad they’re asking Elliot Abrams for advice. That’s right, Elliot-fucking-Abrams, the guy who pled guilty for lying to Congress about the Iran-Contra scandal.
So as you can tell, this is all bullshit. Iran isn’t a threat. They never have been. So what is the real reason why the media is calling for the destruction of Iran?
They need to get off.
You see, the more bombs that are dropped on innocent Muslim civilians, the harder the media’s cock gets. The more devastation the media sees on TV, the wetter their pussy gets. War is what these sick, depraved corporate whores get off on. It’s what they live for. It’s their drug of choice.
And they need another fix. They’re sick of reporting about Afghanistan and Iraq. They want to report about something new and exciting. They want to report about bombs being dropped in Tehran. They want to report about massive civilian causalities. They want to report about American tanks rolling over parked cars and blowing up office buildings.
And that’s reason why they’re beating the war drums, and that’s the reason why they’re not going to stop until it happens.
7 Responses to “Could the media please stop talking about Iran?
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Tags: Iran, Not fucking me, Nukes, War on Terror, Who gives a shitComments (7)
nahummer says:
Sorry to say it PP, but it’s not gonna happen. Iran is the target of choice and as you say, they (MSM) along with the hawks need an enemy. Almost makes you long for the good old days…
nahummer says:
Oops, embedding doesn’t work on the comments, here’s the link:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r2v8cuQTVO8
Phuck Politics says:
@nahummer – You’d figure our government would be sick of fucking with Iran. I mean, they’ve been fucking with them since the 1950′s.
rory says:
Iran has loads of oil,but does have the capacity to refine,hence their stated need for nuclear generated power.Now,wouldn’t it be common sense to build them a fucking refinery or two,rather than sacrifice lives and zillions of $$$. Oh noooooo. the trouble being that common sense ain’t really all that common.The fact that they can jerk off at the same time is an added bonus.
ZIRGAR says:
But what if the Beach Boys hadn’t written that song Barbara Ann? They did, so there’s your Iran policy. It’s just that simple.
mikeb302000 says:
It’s the Military Industrial Complex. Cheney has still got his finger in the pie. Those are some of the biggest criminals on the planet, and they arranged for Saddam Hussain to be hanged for all the world to see.
Phuck Politics says:
@Rory – Why in the world would our politicans want to help the Iranian people? Don’t you know they get off on fucking them over?
@Zirgar – I think the world would have been a better place if the Beach Boys never exsisted.
@Mikeb – You’re right. And remember, Saddam Hussain used to be their ally.