Mon 26 Oct, 2009
Yep, this guy is a journalist.
How many cocks did David Gregory suck before he got to host Meet The Press? 10? 50? 100? I’m leaning toward 100, because this guy isn’t hosting based on his journalistic abilities.
For the past several months I’ve watched this lanky asshole ask soft, pointless questions about health care reform, the war in Afghanistan, the war in Iraq, and the Wall Street bailouts. I’ve seen him quote ‘journalist’ like Charles Krauthammer and Peggy Noonan while reading Newt Gingrich’s latest tweets.
So, again, I have to ask, how many cocks did he suck to get his job? Because I’m willing to suck twice as many cocks in order to become the new host. Plus, I’ll swallow.
Why am I willing to sacrifice my precious gag reflex? Because I want a crack at his guests.
I want to ask John McCain the real reason why he’s trying to pass an anti-Net Neutrality bill. I want to ask Orrin Hatch why he wants Obama to force the Justice Department to look into college football’s bowl system but not into George Bush’s torture program. And I want to ask Joe Scarborough what really happened to Lori Klausutis.
That’s why I’m willing to gag on hundreds of cocks. I want to make those corrupt, sadistic corporate whores sweat on national TV. And if that means I have to swallow several pints of rich, white man semen, so be it.
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Tags: David Gregory, Dick Sucking Champ, Give Me My Own Goddamn Show, Huge Corporate PussyComments (8)
ZIRGAR says:
Oh, who you foolin’? I know you enjoy fellating dudes behind in the dumpster behind the BBQ stand down there in (insert town here), so don’t act like you’re making some big fucking sacrifice.
LOL
ZIRGAR says:
Damn, I shouldn’t leave comments if I’m not fully awake. You can leave out that first behind and everything will make sense…
…bet that’s not the first time you’ve been told that!
lol
Phuck Politics says:
@Zirgar – By leaving out the first behind it makes me sound like I enjoy sucking dick while standing in a dumpster. And I promise you sir, I do not enjoy standing in a dumpster.
Laci the Dog says:
Gawd, you are despirate!
Laci the Dog says:
I should have said a despirate attention whore!
Phuck Politics says:
@Laci the Dog – I’m not a desperate attention whore. I’m a desperate can-anyone-do-their-fucking-job whore. Huuuuuuuge difference.
Ray Hartjen says:
Your commitment is inspiring. I’m not going to follow suit, mind you, but I’ll be inspired when I see you as the next host.
Phuck Politics says:
@Ray Hartjen – I will ask you to be a guest on my panel if I become the next host.