He's got huge fucking balls.

You'd be smiling too if you had balls as big as the moon.

Because he tells it like it is.

Republicans and Democrats slammed Rep. Alan Grayson (D-Fla.) for calling Linda Robertson, an adviser to Fed Chairman Ben Bernanke, a “K Street whore” in a month-old radio interview that circulated on Capitol Hill Monday night.

The remarks are the latest to surface in a string of controversial statements by Grayson, who said on the Alex Jones radio show that he believes Robertson, a former Enron lobbyist, is not qualified to pass judgment on intricate financial matters.

Alan Grayson has everything you could ask for in a politician: independently wealthy,  good looking, smart, liberal, huge balls, and Jewish.

God, I’m getting hard just thinking about the time he called Dick Cheney a vampire. Er…I just remembered I left the coffee pot on in the bathroom. So, um,  I need to go turn it off before it burns down the entire neighborhood.

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I love this man


  1. cft says:

    Alan Grayson has everything you could ask for in a politician: independently wealthy, good looking, smart, liberal, huge balls, and Jewish.

    @PhP: Anything that calls out former Enron lobbyists and that furthers the woefully under-served cause of Left-populism gets my thumbs-up.

    All I have to add is: (1) From the little I’ve seen, I find Alex Jones to be icky and cultish, and (2) is it just me, or has PhuckPolitics of late demonstrated a peculiar streak of philosemitism?


  2. rory says:

    Do you really have the coffee pot on in the bathroom,and if so,why?


  3. Phuck Politics says:

    @cft – Yeah, I’m not a fan of Alex Jones. In fact, I think the man is fucking nuts.

    And I might be having a touch of philosemitism, but just a touch.

    @rory – What? So you’re judging me now? Don’t knock it until you’ve tried it. There’s nothing better than waking up in the morning and drinking a nice cup of coffee while taking a dump.

    I’m just kidding. The only thing I keep in my bathroom besides towels, TP, soap, toothbrush, toothpaste, comb, and shampoo is jerk-off magazines.


  4. rory says:

    Hey,I’m cool with whatever you want to keep in your bathroom.My main concern(as a coffee freak)was that you may be one of those unfortunate bastards for whom coffee went in one end and straight out the other….my idea of a fate worse than death.


  5. ZIRGAR says:

    What I love is the hissy fit the GOP is in over this guy’s rhetoric. He’s playing the Republican’s game and doing it well, and they can’t stand it.


  6. Phuck Politics says:

    @rory – Hahah, I’m fortunate not to have that condition…most of the time.

    @Zirgar – I love how Republicans don’t bat an eye when someone mentions death panels, euthanasia, the government is trying to kill you, and a bunch of other retarded shit, but go fucking insane when Grayson calls someone a whore.

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