Thu 29 Oct, 2009
This man is always prepared.
Once again South Carolina shows the world how freaky its politicians are.
A deputy assistant attorney general who said he was on his lunch break when an officer found him with a stripper and sex toys in his sport utility vehicle has been fired, his boss said Wednesday.
Roland Corning, 66, a former state legislator, was in a secluded part of a downtown cemetery when an officer spotted him Monday, according to a police report obtained by The Associated Press under the Freedom of Information Act.
Now I know what you’re thinking, and no, this isn’t the best part of the article. This is the best part:
He then searched the SUV, where he found a Viagra pill and several sex toys, items Corning said he always kept with him, “just in case,” according to the report.
That’s what I’m talking about. You’ve always got to be prepared because you never know when some hot stripper wants you to take her to a cemetery and fuck her in the butt with an assortment of dildos. And you never know how long she wants to fuck so you have to have one Viagra pill just in case.
So can we cut Roland Corning some slack? I mean, sure he obviously had to pay this women to fuck him. And sure, he’s prosecuted plenty of people who’ve paid for sex. But this man is 66-years-old and he’s banging a 18-year-old woman while teasing her butthole with a couple of rubber dicks. He deserves our respect.
And I’m giving it to him. Because when I’m 66-year-old man I hope some 18-year-old woman is so hard up for money that she’s willing to swallow her pride by swallowing my dick.
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Tags: Republican, Roland Corning, Sex Toys, South Carolina, Stripper, The Man Is a PimpComments (7)
Laci the Dog says:
Didn’t your guv also have an affair witrh a woman in Argentina?
BTW, there’s this woman who the cops allege that she was so despirate for World Series Tickets she would suck some dick. See my post on that!
I mean sex makes the world go round!
Blanca DeBree says:
I’m 42, and I’d love some 18-year-old stud to service Blanca. If I have to wait to 66 I think I may die.
ZIRGAR says:
Lordy, lordy, lordy. South Carolina is just chock full o’ nuts. Still, this guy has flare. I like his style. I guess he figures if he’s going to sow his wild oats he might as well be remembered for it. Going out with a blaze of glory, as it were.
Phuck Politics says:
@Laci – Yeah, my governor left his wife and four boys during Father’s Day so he could bang some hot Argentina woman.
@Blanca – You could fuck a 12-year-old if you wanted to experience the same age difference.
@Zirgar – That’s what I’m saying. This guy knows he only has five or ten years left on this earth. Why not bang a stripper in the cemetery with some rubber cocks?
Blanca DeBree says:
What do you think I am, some kind of pervert? I am a Republican, for God’s sake. Oh, they are somewhat interchangeable terms, aren’t they?
RE - BadGalsRadio.com says:
so is there an age limit to get this special service in s.c. ?
I have relatives in S.C. so I wonder if there’s anyway I can get a drive through lickdown,, oops I meant – lubejob.
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Phuck Politics says:
@Blanca DeBree – Hahah, yes they are.
@BadGalsRadio – I’m sure you can.