Thu 5 Nov, 2009
These are the people who voted against gay marriage because their imaginary friend in the sky considers it a “sin” on par with cutting your hair, shaving your beard, having long hair, eating shell fish, eating pork, working on the Sabbath, wearing mix fiber clothes, being around your wife while she’s bleeding from the vagina, cheating on your wife, thinking about cheating on your wife, swearing on the Bible, and masturbating.
Of course these fat, ignorant pieces of shit aren’t going to outlaw any of those “sins” because their pastor/church leader/favorite politician/favorite Fox News media personality hasn’t told them to. (Which is sad because I would love to see ads against masturbating.)
But if there’s one positive thing I can take away from this it’s that the South doesn’t have a monopoly on fat, ignorant, hateful retards.
Wait, now that I think about it, that’s not positive at all. Because that means fat, ignorant, hateful retards are spreading their seed. Which means they’re slowly taking over the world. Which means NASCAR and Jeff Dunham are going to continue to get popular.
FUCK.
I really wish Hitler would’ve slaughtered fat, ignorant, hateful retards that believe an invisible man wants them to deny civil rights to a group of individuals because they are different instead of slaughtering Jews. Because if he did that then he would have gone down in history as the greatest man that ever lived.
But unfortunately he did slaughter millions of Jews and we’re stuck with NASCAR, Jeff Dunham and these fucking asshats’ stupid fucking invisible man in the clouds.
And that means I’m either going to have to continue to smoke my weed, drink my scotch, and jerk-off to my 80′s porn, or shove my head in a wood chipper.
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Tags: Christians, Gay Marriage, I hate old people, I wish God hated retardsComments (11)
Laci the Dog says:
I can’t really understand the antipathy to gay marriage and have blogged about it quite a bit.
Doesn’t divorce denigrate marriage? I mean, these people have made solemn vows before god to love, honour, and obey ’til death do us part.
Doesn’t fucking around denigrate marriage?
Although, I think you mention Jewish sins because goys can eat whatever trayf they wish. It came along when somebody said that Jesus meant one could ignore the old Testament. That makes perfect sense to me since I could never figure out why we were talking about Israel in Sunday School. I mean, that was a whole ‘nother country.
No, the South doen’t have a monopoly on morons. Pennsylvania (just north of the Old Mason-Dixon line) has been described as “Philadelphia to the East, Pittsburgh to the west, and Alabama everywhere else”.
I’ve seen some stuff about New Hampshire that confirms that Red neck morons are evrawar.
I mean, Sarah Palin’s daughter Tits’, er Bristols’ (tits in British slang from Bristol City), er Bristol’s boyfriend called himself a redneck.
And those assholes are breeding.
Idiocracy indeed.
ZIRGAR says:
Civil and human rights, guaranteed by the Constitution and the Bill of Rights, should not be subject to popular vote or open to debate. It’s like debating or voting on the physical shape of the earth. It’s insane.
imissamerica says:
Insanity no doubt. But everyone knows the whole ‘separate but equal’ thing apparently does not extend to the gays. Let freedom ring!
Blanca DeBree says:
The picture really says everything you need to know about the supporters of Proposition 1. We have a young man, who looks a bit too attractive to be straight. We have a group of fat women, who either can’t get men, because they are fat or don’t want men because they secretly like carpet munching. And we have an old woman kneeling and slobbering all over the hand of a big furry man, who doesn’t seem all that interested in have a woman kneel before him.
rory says:
Excellent summation,Blanca.Except the truth is that old tart on her knees is saying “Praise be lordy!That’s the best blow job I ever done…and I’ll be damned if I’m gonna let them gays have all the fun,the evil fuckers.”
Phuck Politics says:
@Laci the Dog – Divorce, adultery, drugs, alcohol, porn, sports, and Twilight all denigrate marriage.
And people who say Jesus said they could ignore the Old Testament haven’t read the Bible. Because Matthew 5:18 says, “Until Heaven and earth pass away, not the smallest letter or stroke shall pass away from the law, until all is accomplished.”
Which means these people are fucking retarded and are only doing what their pastor/Fox News is telling them to do.
@Zirgar – Civil and human rights are only guaranteed by the Constitution and the Bill of Rights to rich, land owning white people. I thought you knew that?
@imissamerica – Gays and terrorist hate us because of our freedom.
@Blanca DeBree – They’re all fat, homely looking, and white. Except that red headed woman in the blue shirt and white scarf. She looks like she blows Jesus, the guy who cuts her lawn, every weekend.
@rory – I bet she gives great blow jobs because she doesn’t have any teeth that get in the way.
ZIRGAR says:
Oh, shit. I forgot.
stunatra says:
Amen brother.
And lmao to all the comments on this post. Great stuff!
Phuck Politics says:
@Zirgar – It’s cool man.
The BoBo says:
Hmmm…wasn’t it the Democrat savior Billy Boy that signed DOMA in to law?
According to the constitution, states have the rights to enact their own laws. When the majority of the state says they don’t want the state to recognize gay marriage – they are indeed executing their constitutional right to do so. If you don’t like the laws in that state – move to a new state where it is acceptable.
Phuck Politics says:
@The Bobo – Hmmm…wasn’t it the Democrat savior Billy Boy that signed DOMA in to law?
Yes, and it’s one of the many reasons why he was a shitty president.
According to the constitution, states have the rights to enact their own laws. When the majority of the state says they don’t want the state to recognize gay marriage – they are indeed executing their constitutional right to do so. If you don’t like the laws in that state – move to a new state where it is acceptable.
So I’m guessing you were a Jim Crow supporter?