Mon 30 Nov, 2009
This man needs to get fucked in the ear by an AIDS infected dog.
Why do I waste each Sunday by watching David Gregory, Bob Schieffer, and George Stephanopoulos give Washington and Big Business a sloppy blowjob? Why do I allow my blood pressure to rise when I see John McCain being interviewed for the 37th time since he lost the presidency? Why do I cut myself every time I see George Will and his goofy fucking bowtie talking about the deficit? Why do I punch the wall every time I hear David Gregory quoting some anonymous Republican source talking about the need to increase the troops in Afghanistan by 200,000 percent?
Am I punishing myself for shoving that 78-year-old woman out of the way so I could get the last $199 laptop at Walmart during last year’s Black Friday? Or is my subconscious getting back at me for pissing on that Mercedes Benz that was blocking the entrance to my favorite strip club The Hairless Peach?
To be honest I don’t care what the reason is. I just need it to stop. I need to be able to sleep past Meet the Press , eat breakfast long enough to skip Face the Nation, and watch enough porn to miss This Week with George Stephanopoulos.
Because if I continue to watch these awful, cocksucking Sunday morning talk shows then I’m going to stab myself in the eyeballs with a rusty ice pick.
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Tags: Face the nation, Meet the Press, Sunday Talk Shows, This Week, Why do I watch these fucking showsComments (10)
PQ8 says:
LOL George Will…I remember reading an article he wrote about how wearing jeans was bad or something stupid like that.
Phuck Politics says:
@PQ8 – Yep. He devoted an entire article to denim
ZIRGAR says:
Just sleep in on Sunday, that way you’ll miss all of this ignorant horseshit.
mikeb302000 says:
One of the best things about not living there, is never watching those clowns unless I make an effort to seek them out on Youtube or see the occasional video attached to a post.
Phuck Politics says:
@Zirgar – I wish I could sleep in but I’m up by 8:30 every morning.
@Mikeb – So you have affordable health care AND you never see these ass clowns on TV? Way to rub it in buddy. Way to rub it in.
stunatra says:
Those shows are worth sleeping through. Bore city. I thought everyone slept late on Sunday? Guess I’m the only one.
stunatra says:
I just read that George Will article. What bullshit. What are you suppose to wear? A suit all the time? This isn’t the 1950s. Fucking conservatives.
Phuck Politics says:
@Stunatra – I wish I could sleep in, but I’m used to waking up early.
PQ8 says:
“I just read that George Will article. What bullshit. What are you suppose to wear? A suit all the time? This isn’t the 1950s. Fucking conservatives.”
Bowties! He really could have given an example or something, lol.
Phuck Politics says:
@PQ8 – George Will never offers solutions.