Tue 1 Dec, 2009
I’m going to save everyone from watching Obama’s blow job to the defense industry by summarizing what he will say tonight in one sentence:
I’m increasing the troops in Afghanistan by 30,000 because the military owns me, and there’s nothing you fuckers can do about it.
You’re welcome.
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OHHH says:
Amazing how easy it is to throw shit around when you sit at home in your bedpan-enabled armchair.
Ziglar, it’s time to clean Phucks Bedpan again – go get it boy!
Phuck Politics says:
@OHHH- Amazing how easy it is to throw shit around when you sit at home in your bedpan-enabled armchair.
I love irony.
PQ8 says:
An observation: when this all started, people seemed to be supportive for the war, hanging American flags on trucks and whatnot, but I bet that now it’s going to turn into another big box of ammo for everyone to load there anti-Obama cannons. I wonder if thats what will happen. I’ll have to keep an ear open.
PQ8 says:
DUDE YOU HAVE A BEDPAN LUCKY
ZIRGAR says:
OHHH, as soon as you get your mouth out of the bedpan I’ll clean it up. Meanwhile, go have your mom wipe your mouth and ass clean for you, shitbird.
ZIRGAR says:
Oh, shit! I spoke too soon. My bad. Good, girl, OHHH. You sucked that bedpan dry already. No need to clean it when you’ve already wrapped your miracle working lips around it.
OHHH says:
Monkey Zig Monkey Zoo. Watch as he throws his feces!
ZIRGAR says:
My feces has a name and its name is OHHH.
Phuck Politics says:
@PQ8 – The Left are going to hate Obama for not pulling out while the Right are going to hate Obama for not sending more troops.
OHHH says:
Libs are the haters, lets get that straight.
I’d just like to see a president who isn’t so full of shit all the time. Sure most politicians are, but fucking Obama and his Hypocrats are without a doubt the most lyingest shitbags ever. The biggest problem is he really thinks people are stupid because the worthless media won’t call him out on it.
Anyway..
There once was a fag lib named Zig
Who ate on a cock like a pig.
he would throw his own dung
devouring ass with his tongue
Just to earn himself plus one digg…
I have more amazing hilarious creative thought in 2 minutes than you parrot libs can muster for years on your blogs.
You can’t touch this. Cue the music, I’m going to go dancing while Zig sits in the corner like a girl waiting to be asked…
ZIRGAR says:
Oh, OHHHH, I love how you can’t get me off of your mind. You try to seduce me with poetry and flowery language; I see through your gambit, you little minx.
PQ8 says:
“Libs are the haters, lets get that straight.”
“Anyway..”
Hmmm…
Phuck Politics says:
@OHHH – but fucking Obama and his Hypocrats are without a doubt the most lyingest shitbags ever.
I’m pretty sure Bush and company have lied more than Obama.
OHHH says:
Just like you’re sure some accounting voodoo was the reason for market failure…
Here’s 100 bullshits from obama’s first year, 3 more to go maybe he’ll reach a trillion!
Here just in case you break my linking skillz:
http://www.humblelibertarian.com/2009/04/first-100-days-list-of-100-of-obamas.html
Here:
http://www.audacityofhypocrisy.com/fashion-shows/
Since linking stupid links is what Phuck likes to do.
I suppose that I can do some linking links to you!
Regardless, the difference is the media doesn’t call Obama on his bullshit. Hell they didn’t even call out pelosi and she’s the most obvious lying cunt in video history.
Adrienne says:
Anyone complaining about their taxes should first and foremost look at the DOD. Big Bloated Whale of a WASTE!
OHHH says:
Adrienne, I think your comment is truly the most ignorant I’ve ever seen on this boards, and that’s saying a whole lot.
Have you any idea what the job of the United Stated Government is? Have any idea what the constitution states?
Defense.
Read it again dog!
DEFENSE
I got a challenge for you. Go say that to others physically and see what happens.
Have you any business living freely in America?
Any idea what people have fought for so you can spew dumbness everywhere you go?
Wow, sooo dumb…
Phuck Politics says:
@Adrienne – Blasphemy! How dare you talk bad about the hundreds of billions of dollars the DOD gets every year.
@OHHH – Have you any idea what the job of the United Stated Government is? Have any idea what the constitution states?
Yeah Adrienne, do you have any idea what the Constitution states? It states: “We the People of the United States, in Order to form a more perfect Union, establish Justice, insure domestic Tranquility, provide for the common defence, promote the general Welfare, and secure the Blessings of Liberty to ourselves and our Posterity, do ordain and establish this Constitution for the United States of America.”
OHHH says:
…establish Justice, insure domestic Tranquility, provide for the common defense… and secure the Blessings of Liberty to ourselves and our Posterity
All defense.
All defense.
So since everything BEFORE your highlighted 4 words, and everything AFTER your highlighted 4 words is about keeping Americans safe, what does Phuck assume “promote the general welfare” means.
A. promote the general Welfare by using the majority’s money to fuck over the majority to appease a minority and grow the government.
B. promote the general Welfare by using the majority’s money by hiring clowns and hoop jumping dogs to every birthday party.
C. promote the general Welfare by using the majority’s money to create a stimulus slush fund to bribe administration officials into increasing government power.
D. promote the general Welfare by using the majority’s money to provide said defense.
Anyone who wasn’t a raging liberal parrot would know what the constitution is about.
Here, now read the entire thing, less you forget who’s Country you’re living in:
http://www.archives.gov/exhibits/charters/constitution_transcript.html
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