Mon 7 Dec, 2009
Why does the media like this man? Is it because he left his first wife for a younger, richer woman after getting released as a prisoner of war? Is it because he helped create the Saving and Loans collapse in the 1980′s? Is it because he told a funny joke about Chelsea Clinton when she was a teenager? Is it because he suggested the surge for the illegal Iraq War? Or is it because he ‘suspended’ his campaign in order to ‘fix the economy’?
The reason I ask is because I need to know why John McCain is on TV every goddamn Sunday. And it can’t be for his knowledge on the issues, because this man is a fucking idiot. Case in point, he was on yesterday’s Meet The Press talking about how we don’t need to withdraw from Afghanistan because we need to “break the enemy’s will” and “win”.(At least that’s what I think he said. I was having a hard time understanding him over David Gregory’s loud slurping noises.) Of course he doesn’t tell us how to break the enemy’s will or how to win, because David Gregory sucks at his job and didn’t ask any follow up questions.
Now I know I shouldn’t be surprised by what comes out of John McCain’s mouth. I mean, this is the man that talked up Sarah Palin as his vice-president and Phil Gramm as his financial advisor. But I am surprised by how many times he’s been on the Sunday news circuit after he lost the presidency.
I guess he’s just the Beltway’s Clay Aiken. Which makes Obama the Beltway’s Ruben Studdard. Which makes Dick Cheney the Beltway’s Simon Cowell.
Which makes me want to kill myself.
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Tags: Afghanistan, David Gregory, I can't wait until this guy dies, John McCain, Meet the PressComments (17)
OHHH says:
Because the Obama fad over.
Unless you’re a raging liberal desperately holding on to your inauguration euphoria like a horny screaming Beatles fan, boring seniors are more fun to watch.
Phuck Politics says:
@OHHH – If I wanted to listen to a senile old man mumble Republican talking points then I’d call my grandfather.
Laci the Dog says:
Possible explanations:
— He’s a war hero
— He’s a republican who makes “sense” (one of the few)
— His wife is a piece of ass.
— His daughter is a piece of ass.
— He has the “Bimbos for McCain” Caucus headed by his wife and daughter.
OHHH says:
How can one be senile et recite talking points?
Libs – their most abused one liner rebuke is without a doubt “Talking Points”.
Talking points! Talking points. Talking points? Talking points!?!?!
and by them saying “talking Points” over and over, isn’t it worse than if someone really did use some ‘talking point”?
I mean baaa’ing what every other sheep rebukes with is even worse than some ‘talking point’. If fact, those who keep talking about talking about talking points are themselves mentally neutered in that they cannot comprehend when something is or is not a ‘talking point’! And if it were not a talking point, the easiest ‘out’ is to simply label it a talking point!
Get creative if you are going to write a blog…
PQ8 says:
What IS a talking point? Just stuff they keep repeating?
Also the Beatles kind of annoy me depending on the song.
Laci the Dog says:
“Talking points” short little blurbs used in US politics to make someone seem intelligent, which US politicians usually aren’t.
OHHH what a cretin, talking points are used by all factions. And raging liberals hate Obama since he is fairly conservative. See my posts about Nixon being considered a liberal by current standards.
I thnk PQ8 has it right.
OHHH says:
Obama is not even close to conservative, and liberals go on and on about talking points because there’s no liberal ‘voices’ anyone cares to tune into.
So it’s “Rush Talking Points, Oriley Talking Points, Beck Talking Points, Hannity Talking Points, Heritage Talking Points, Drudge Talking Points, any rebuttal on any lib blog Talking Points.
Hilarious that that’s become the Liberal intellectual retort, to take any opposing view and walk away mumbling ‘talking points’…
ZIRGAR says:
OHHH does it hurt having your own head shoved that far up your own ass? To relieve some of that pressure, you might wanna get Ayn Rand’s dick out of your shitter, you useless fucker. Only in America could a piece of shitty filth like you survive and thrive despite your prodigious limitations.
Phuck Politics says:
@PQ8 – What IS a talking point? Just stuff they keep repeating?
You’ve got it.
Also the Beatles kind of annoy me depending on the song.
Blasphemy!
@Laci the Dog – OHHH what a cretin, talking points are used by all factions. And raging liberals hate Obama since he is fairly conservative. See my posts about Nixon being considered a liberal by current standards.
Nixon was our last liberal president. He supported women’s rights, the environment, ending the draft, and youth involvement. No candidate could run on that platform today.
@OHHH – Obama is not even close to conservative, and liberals go on and on about talking points because there’s no liberal ‘voices’ anyone cares to tune into.
You’re right. Obama’s so liberal he’s withdrawn from Iraq and Afghanistan, nationalized all the failing banks, has created millions of jobs, helped Congress pass a single-payer health care bill, decrease our dependence on oil, increased transparency in the White House, stopped torturing innocent cilivians, closed Gitmo and Bagram prison, stopped the unman drone bombings in Pakistan, and legalized marijuana.
Thank the sweet baby Jesus he was elected over John McCain.
OHHH says:
Well at least you libs think he’s not liberal enough, so when he gets ousted on his ass along with all the ‘less liberal’ liberal administration to get replaced by hardline conservatives, you can all be more confused and bewildered about the country you live in.
Zig, I haven’t seen a single comment from you that didn’t sound like a whiny crying little girl trying your ‘mostest hardest darnit’ get back at that adult. Since you obviously don’t realize this, I’m offering it up as your life lesson. Get creative with your insults, they make people sleepy if they are read at all.
Phuck Politics says:
@OHHH – Please explain what makes Obama liberal.
PQ8 says:
“Blasphemy!”
Not when Paperback Writer constantly comes up on shuffle!
“a piece of shitty filth”
LOL gross!
“Since you obviously don’t realize this, I’m offering it up as your life lesson. Get creative with your insults, they make people sleepy if they are read at all.”
Dude you wrote some fucking stupid poem about Zirgar a ways back! That’s just as ridiculous! Make someone cry without talking about taking dumps or something and I will shake your hand.
ZIRGAR says:
OHHH, you’re so cute! I love you!
OHHH says:
My poem was genius. I don’t expect you peasants to be able to stomach lobster, so you’re forgiven.
PQ8 says:
It COULD have been funny. It just wasn’t! I’m a peasant? Whatever dude.
Laci the Dog says:
Add Mrs. Fields to the Bimbos for McCain Caucus.
But, if you become a Mormom you can have hot polygamous sex with her for all eternity in Heaven.
YEAHHHH!
stunatra says:
9. “Across this country this is the agenda I have set before my fellow prisoners. And the same standards of clarity and candor must now be applied to my opponent.” –Bethlehem, Penn., Oct. 8, 2008
8. “You know, I think you may have noticed that Senator Obama’s supporters have been saying some pretty nasty things about Western Pennsylvania lately. And you know, I couldn’t agree with them more. I couldn’t disagree with you. I couldn’t agree with you more than the fact that Western Pennsylvania is the most patriotic, most god-loving, most, most patriotic part of America, and this is a great part of the country.” –Moon Township, Penn., Oct. 21, 2008
CLASSIC SHIT!!!!