What I've learned this year. |

I've learned that I'd rather look at pictures of beautiful women than ugly politicians.

Capitalism is socialism for the rich.
White people love to teabag.
Obama hates brown people as much as white presidents.
Dick Cheney scares me.
Hitler provided Jews with universal health care.
Thomas Friedman and David Brooks love sucking dick.
It’s okay to have secret meetings with powerful corporations unless you’re Dick Cheney.
Progressives are pussies.
A shit ton of people watch Fox News.
The Wire is the greatest show in the history of man.
Anyone can write a best selling book.
Glenn Beck makes me cry.
Facebook has shown me how insane people are.
Religious people shouldn’t be allowed to vote.
Everything that comes out of Sarah Palin is retarded.
Old people are worthless.
A lot of shitty celebrities died this year.
I hate American Idol.
Rush Limbaugh, Sean Hannity, Glenn Beck, and Bill O’Reilly all hate the same people.
MSNBC is not Fox News for liberals.
There is no such thing as the Liberal Media.
I’m sick of hearing about 9/11.
There are no more ugly news anchors.
Liberals are as loyal to Obama as Conservatives are to Bush.
I fucking hate politics.

What I’ve learned this year

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5:07 am, 1 January, 2010 р.
mikeb302000 says:

Happy New Year. All the very best in 2010.
11:49 am, 1 January, 2010 р.
nahummer says:

Thanks for everything this past year PP, hopefully we’ve learned enough to avoid making the same mistakes of the past over and over! Hahaha, fat chance, Happy New Year anyway!
12:42 pm, 1 January, 2010 р.
stunatra says:

That’s a great list, Mr. Phucker.
2:12 pm, 1 January, 2010 р.
Phuck Politics says:

@Mikeb – Happy New Year to you man.

@Nahummer – Hahah, the day we learn from our mistakes is the day I get DPed by Karl Rove and Sean Hannity. Happy New Years to you too.

@Stunatra – Thank you kind sir.
12:17 am, 26 January, 2010 р.
Icetrout says:

Black people love to sell dope & work da system
12:19 am, 26 January, 2010 р.
Icetrout says:

MSNBC is Neo-Lib Horseshit on toast
10:43 am, 26 January, 2010 р.
Phuck Politics says:

@Icetrout – I’ve seen my fair share of white people selling dope and blow jobs.