Should I believe Fox News:

President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad claimed Thursday that Iran has produced its first batch of uranium enriched to a higher level, saying his country will not be bullied by the West into curtailing its nuclear program a day after the U.S. imposed new sanctions.

Ahmadinejad reiterated to hundreds of thousands of cheering Iranians on the anniversary of the 1979 foundation of the Islamic republic that the country was now a “nuclear state,” an announcement he’s made before. He insisted that Iran had no intention of building nuclear weapons.

Or should I believe Reuters:

Iran is experiencing surprising setbacks in its efforts to enrich uranium, and assessments suggest equipment failures and other difficulties could undermine its effort to ramp up its nuclear program, The Washington Post reported on Thursday.

You know what? It doesn’t matter if Iran’s bluffing. It doesn’t matter if Iran’s nuclear program has setbacks. It doesn’t matter if Iran’s vice president assassinates Mahmoud Ahmadinejad in the middle of a speech praising America. It doesn’t matter if Iran blew up every nuclear facility while Obama watched on Skype. It doesn’t matter if Iran and Israel suddenly became best friends and merged into one super country called Iranael.

It doesn’t matter, because our government will find another reason to invade Iran because they have a bunch of poor brown people that need to be killed and a ton of oil that needs to be refined.

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7 Responses to “

Which one should I believe?


  1. nahummer says:

    Amen, praise the lord and hallelujah brother! Git that there oil. Don’t forget there’s lots of bombs that need ‘splodin too!


  2. OHHH says:

    Well you can believe is that Obama and his spineless libs will be as useless in preventing anything int he future as he has been in the past.


  3. reynaldo says:

    What exactly has Obama not prevented?


  4. OHHH says:

    Live in a cave Reynaldo? Guess you’ve been asleep on recent foreign policy — like Obama…

    At least he always expresses disappointment and concern… Our next tragedy in the US, I’m comforted knowing Obama is disappointed and concerned…


  5. PQ8 says:

    Dude, OHHH, start using Google Chrome or something. There aren’t any goofy typos or anything in the stuff above. but seriously, any modern internet browser should tell you when you’ve missed a letter or hit the wrong one. Auto spell check is my best friend. =)


  6. PQ8 says:

    Oh dammit, as I was typing that my phone rang and I totally jacked it up. I meant to put a “,” after above. loololo. It also works wonders on grammar, which I JUST now spelled wrong! Oh, it caught it, sweet!


  7. reynaldo says:

    OHHH is obviously mentally retarded. I mean that is what sometimes happens when your parents are cousins.

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