Fri 19 Feb, 2010
Never forget 2/18.
Why? Because Texas is a rogue state filled with religious fanatics led by a crazy head of state, and they just committed a terrorist attack on a US government building:
AUSTIN, Texas – A software engineer furious with the Internal Revenue Service launched a suicide attack on the agency Thursday by crashing his small plane into an office building containing nearly 200 IRS employees, setting off a raging fire that sent workers running for their lives.
I say we invade Texas like we invaded Iraq. We give governor Rick Perry until Monday 4pm est to turn himself in. If he doesn’t then we shock and awe the fuck out of Austin by dropping so many bombs on the city that the city of Dresden becomes thankful Obama was president during WWII.
9 Responses to “Time to invade Texas
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Tags: Terrorist Attack, Texas, War on TerrorComments (9)
rory says:
This is hilarious.No-one ever mentions the home grown nutters.
Phuck Politics says:
@rory – Of course they don’t. People only care about brown terrorists.
stunatra says:
Fuck Texas and fuck the IRS.
PQ8 says:
If it’s brown people it’s HORRIBLE and we should exterminate them, but since it’s an attack on DA GOVERNMENT DAT TAKES MY MONIES all the crazies think it’s awesome while they live on there porch in a rocking chair like the cover of Phalanx. Thats seriously the crap I’ve been hearing around here. They think it’s cool or something.
Phuck Politics says:
@PQ8 – Thats seriously the crap I’ve been hearing around here. They think it’s cool or something.
You should talk to those people about this.
Monique Webber says:
i wonder where OOOH is….
Phuck Politics says:
@Monique Webber – OHHH only comes around when he can use Republican talks points for comments.
PQ8 says:
ROFL OOOH is a better name!
rory says:
More like UH-OH