Mon 3 May, 2010
Someone was influenced by Pee Wee Herman growing up.
Terrorists tried to blow up New York City again:
New York City’s police commissioner said Sunday that authorities are examining several leads in the failed Times Square car bombing that would have caused a “significant fireball,” focusing closely on a surveillance video that captured a man fleeing the scene.
Commissioner Ray Kelly said it was “the intent of whoever did this to cause mayhem, create casualties” and noted that some munitions of the potentially powerful bomb detonated inside the SUV parked in Times Square on Saturday.
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Kelly said during a press conference Sunday that the NYPD is analyzing a surveillance video showing a unidentified white male in his 40′s fleeing the scene. Kelly said the man is seen in the footage shedding a dark-colored shirt in an alley and putting it in a bag, revealing a red one underneath.
Never mind people. This attack wasn’t done by a terrorist. It was down by an extremist. Huuuuuuge difference.
How so you ask?
Well, you see, a terrorist is a young Muslim man while an extremist is a middle-aged white guy. A terrorist hates America and her freedoms while an extremist loves America but hates her current president. A terrorist gets his news from the bias Al Jazeera while an extremist gets his news from the fair and balanced Fox News. A terrorist follows the teachings of a blood thirsty lunatic while an extremist follows the teachings of a peace loving pacifist. A terrorist gets sent to Gitmo and Bagram where he will be tortured and never receive a trial while an extremist will be sent to a federal prison to await a trial judged by a jury of his peers. And a terrorist gets his family’s neighborhood bombed by unmanned predator drones while an extremist gets his family’s neighborhood bombarded by 24-hour news vans.
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Tags: He Tried To Blow Up A City With Fireworks?, New York City, Terrorism, White PeopleComments (5)
OHHH!!! says:
Where have you been? Obama has made sure no one calls terrorism terrorism, and no one is a terrorist anymore right? I mean Obama has made sure so what exactly are you complaining about – Obama has fixed everything with his custom labels. Right?
Doesn’t really matter what we call them, they are people outside the United States trying to kill Americans simply because they are Americans.
Since terrorists kill Americans simply because they are Americans, do we get to prosecute them under hate crimes laws as well?
Maybe we should just inform the rest of the world that our laws now govern everyone, and they can all pay taxes to us as well but will be treated as Americans should they do something wrong. And since we treat everyone the same, if they have a law that goes against our law, our law supersedes. So if Alibaba Incharge-o cuts the hand off a thief, we get to persecute Alibaba Incharge-o. However, if Alibaba Incharge-o comes onto our soil and kills his American comrades, he’ll be able to enjoy the 24 hour news vans outside his home – because he pays taxes!
I would think an Extremist would get his news from any of the other networks, all of which are liberal. If he watched Fox, he’d at least know that one news network isn’t in the pocket of the government…
So are you suggesting an American should not have rights? Or are you saying a foreign terrorist should have the same rights and be treated the same way as an American citizen?
Let me leave you with this:
In my home, my dog shits in my yard and I clean it up. When another dog shits in my yard the owner does not clean it up, so I chase it off with a broom when it comes around. I don’t treat them the same, but the foreign dog is lucky I don’t blow it’s fucking brains out.
Now phuck, when you have a wife, I’ll come over and fuck her since I should enjoy the same benefits as you regardless of whose home it is.
Phuck Politics says:
@ OHHH – Mr. OHHH, what you have just written is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever read. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone that reads this blog is now dumber for having read it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.
OHHH!!! says:
More to the point, my response makes sense and you took days trying to come up with a dispute – unsuccessfully.
As opposed to your article which implies that a foreign terrorist should be treated like an American citizen, or an American citizen should be treated like a foreign terrorist.
Phuck Politics says:
@OHHH – How do you respond to someone equating giving a terrorist the right to a fair trial to fucking another man’s wife?
OHHH!!! says:
You are the one equivocating it bro. The USA is not the home to a foreign terrorist, and they do not receive the same benefits as an American.
A foreigner doesn’t get to suck the teet of tax paying citizens (social security, unemployment, etc), I don’t get to fuck your wife.
but you are the one who says perhaps I should be able to…