I’ll be out back blowing a 12-gauge shotgun if anyone needs me.

 Subscribe to PhuckPolitics

Tags: Amy Klobuchar, I Hate Humanity, Twilight
Comments (1)

Money is not real:

Of course, much of the world’s elite understand exactly what they’re doing: i.e., use the economic catastrophe they themselves created as a pretext to kill the welfare state they’ve despised for 65 years. Nonetheless, a significant chunk of them actually believe they’re doing the right thing for everyone.

How is this possible? The best explanation I’ve seen appears in a 1994 book by John Ralston Saul called The Doubter’s Companion. It’s a kind of dictionary—the whole book is just him defining and discussing a bunch of words. And one thing he defines is “debt, unsustainable levels of.” Everything you need to understand about our current attempt to obliterate ourselves can be found within it. His most important point is that money is not real. Yet somehow we’ve decided it’s a great idea to stop feeding real food to real people and cease educating real children in order to demonstrate fealty to an abstract concept.

My favorite parts are these, but you should go below the fold and read the whole thing:

A nation cannot make debts sustainable by cutting costs. Cuts may produce marginal savings, but savings are not cash flow. This is another example of the alchemist’s temptation…
Civilizations which become obsessed by sustaining unsustainable debt-loads have forgotten the basic nature of money. Money is not real. It is a conscious agreement on measuring abstract value. Unhealthy societies often become mesmerized by money and treat it as if it were something concrete. The effect is to destroy the currency’s practical value.

I wish someone would inform these cunts about this:

Yesterday, Senator Patty Murray requested unanimous consent on the Homeless Women Veterans and Homeless Veterans with Children Act, a bill she has sponsored that would provide aid to those who have served there country but find themselves with no place to sleep at night.
The days are long gone when I was surprised that Republicans in Washington wouldn’t stand up for Vets, but this is a whole new level. Senate Republicans actually objected to and stood as a road block for providing aid to our Nation’s heroes that are living on the streets, even those with children.

Republicans have no problem with spending trillions of dollars on worthless wars, but when it comes to throwing a little chump change at the poor they bitch like a 16-year-old menstruating girl getting kicked out of a Twilight movie. It’s un-fucking-believable.

 Subscribe to PhuckPolitics

Tags: Government, I'm Need A Goddamn Drink, Money, Wall Street
Comments (1)

Who’s giving David Gregory a run for his money on not asking tough questions:

TAPPER: I know you can’t discuss certain classified operations or even acknowledge them, but even since you’ve been here today, we’ve heard about another drone strike in Pakistan and there’s been much criticism of the predator drone program, of the CIA. The United Nations official Phil Alston earlier this month said quote, “In a situation in which there is no disclosure of who has been killed for what reason and whether innocent civilians have died, the legal principle of international accountability is by definition comprehensibly violated.” Will you give us your personal assurance that everything the CIA is doing in Pakistan is compliant with U.S. and international law?

PANETTA: There is no question that we are abiding by international law and the law of war. Look, the United States of America on 9/11 was attacked by Al Qaida. They killed 3,000 innocent men and women in this country. We have a duty, we have a responsibility, to defend this country so that Al Qaida never conducts that kind of attack again. Does that make some of the Al Qaida and their supporters uncomfortable? Does it make them angry? Yes, it probably does. But that means that we’re doing our job. We have a responsibility to defend this country and that’s what we’re doing. And anyone who suggests that somehow we’re employing other tactics here that somehow violate international law are dead wrong. What we’re doing is defending this country. That’s what our operations are all about.

TAPPER: I’d like to move on to Iran, just because that consumes a lot of your time as director of the CIA. Do you think these latest sanctions will dissuade the Iranians from trying to enrich uranium?

Really Jake? You’re really going to move on to Iran after Leon Panetta said he’s protecting this country by dropping bombs on innocent Afghan civilians? For Christ’s sake man, sack up and ask Panetta a follow up question.

Don’t have a follow up question? I’ve got a couple: ask him how murdering 92 children in Garani is protecting this country. Ask him how torturing prisoners at Bagram air base is protecting this country. Ask him how giving Blackwater hundreds of millions of taxpayers’ dollars is protecting this country. Or you could ask him WHERE THE FUCK ARE THE IRAQI WMDS BITCH?! WE’VE BEEN LOOKING FOR 7 GODDAMN YEARS, AND YOU HAVEN’T FOUND SHIT!

Of course asking any of these questions would mean you have Michael Hastings size balls.

 Subscribe to PhuckPolitics

Tags: CIA, I'm Sure I'm On The No-Fly List Now, Jake Tapper, Leon Panetta
Comments (3)

Fact: Robert Byrd was Grand Cyclops of the KKK.

Fact: watch dog groups considered Robert Byrd to be one of the most corrupt members of the Senate.

Fact: Robert Byrd praised George W. Bush for choosing John Roberts to fill the vacancy on the Supreme Court created by the death of Chief Justice William Rehnquist.

Fact: this video made me laugh so hard that a little drop of pee came out my dick.

 Subscribe to PhuckPolitics

Tags: KKK, Old People Are Funny, Robert Byrd
Comments (0)

I don’t know about you, but I’m sick of hearing how fucked the gulf is and how our government doesn’t mind giving Blackwater hundreds of millions of dollars while giving unemployed people the middle finger and how full of shit MoveOn.org. Plus, I’ve got a horrible hangover and a serious case of explosive beer shits. Goddamn World Cup soccer.

Anyways, I’d thought I would post this video of Zach Anner auditioning for Oprah’s new reality TV show. If you don’t find this man amazing then you are the spawn of Dick Cheney and I hope you choke to death on a diamond-studded donkey dick.

 Subscribe to PhuckPolitics

Tags: Blackwater, BP, Congress, Gulf of Mexico, This Man Is Funny As Shit
Comments (2)

Sorry folks, I’ll be out of commission today. I’m fixing to get extremely drunk and cheer on my boys.

 Subscribe to PhuckPolitics

Tags: Look at those amazing boobies, Soccer, World Cup
Comments (0)

Thanks for giving me a huge boner:

The top U.S. commander in Afghanistan has been summoned to Washington to explain derogatory comments about President Barack Obama and his colleagues, administration officials said Tuesday.

Gen. Stanley McChrystal, who publicly apologized Tuesday for using “poor judgment” in an interview in Rolling Stone magazine, has been ordered to attend the monthly White House meeting on Afghanistan and Pakistan in person Wednesday rather than over a secure video teleconference, according to officials who spoke on condition of anonymity because they were not authorized to speak publicly. He’ll be expected to explain his comments to Obama and top Pentagon officials, these officials said.

I hope Obama bends this shit stain over his desk and ass fucks him so hard that McChrystal’s left eyeball pops out. And I hope Obama screams , “This is for you Paaaaaaaaattttttaaarrrrgggghhhhhh!!!!!” when he cums.

Side note: I can’t believe a fucking music magazine produced a political story so amazing that it caused the president to publicly cock smack the leading commander of the Afghan war. The New York Times, The Washington Post, and The Wall Street Journal better be taking some motherfucking notes.

Update: Looks like the fucker might be retiring. But let’s not kid ourselves folks. This. Changes. Nothing.

 Subscribe to PhuckPolitics

Tags: General McChrystal, Obama, War in Afghanistan
Comments (4)