Wed 9 Jun, 2010
Who the fuck's this guy?
Do you like making me drink so early in the morning?
An unemployed military veteran who raised no funds and put up no campaign website shocked South Carolina’s Democratic Party leadership by capturing the nomination Tuesday to face Republican U.S. Sen. Jim DeMint in November.
With nearly all precincts reporting, Alvin Greene, 32, commanded 59 percent of the vote against 41 percent for former four-term state lawmaker Vic Rawl, 64, who had raised about $186,000 and had to abruptly scrap a late-week fundraiser for the fall.
State Democratic Party Chairwoman Carol Fowler said voters unfamiliar with either candidate may have voted alphabetically for Greene over Rawl.
“As far as I know, he never showed up at anything. Vic Rawl has been campaigning everywhere from the time he filed,” she said.
First there was Mark Sanford fucking a smoking hot Argentinian woman on the taxpayers’ dime, then there was the South Carolina man sexing a horse, then there was Joe Wilson screaming at the president, then there was Andre Bauer comparing poor people to stray animals, then there was state Senator Jake Knotts calling Nikki Haley and President Obama a raghead, and now there’s this jackass winning the Democratic Party’s Senate nomination.
That’s it. I can’t take this shit no more. I hope to whatever deity’s in the sky that the BP oil spill wipes us out, because we don’t deserve to live.
Update: Here’s video of this fucking guy. I hate my goddamn state.
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Tags: Alvin Greene, I Hate This Fucking State, Jim DeMint, South CarolinaComments (8)
rory says:
I dunno,Phuck.This could be the start of a new movement (and I don’t mean a bowel movement).At least this guy has not been funded by some megabucks corporation,nor has he stumped up millions of his own cash like Fiorina.Who knows?? maybe he can speak the language of the average person. And you have to admit,the suit looks akay..fuck knows he can’t be much worse than some of the “suits” elected to represent us,the great unwashed plebs.
Phuck Politics says:
@rory – I’m guessing you haven’t read what this guy thinks will help create jobs. Here, read this and drink it all in:
Stunatra says:
He sounds like a dumb negro.
NYCrebel says:
As long as he keeps the ratio of golf courses to strip clubs in Myrtle Beach at around 4 to 1, I have no problem with the guy.
Phuck Politics says:
@Stunatra – He’s dumb because his from South Carolina, not because he’s black.
@NYCrebel – Hahah, there’s nothing better than Myrtle Beach strip clubs.
mikeb302000 says:
That’s the funniest post I’ve read today. “We don’t deserve to live.”
Phuck Politics says:
@mikeb – I’m glad you’re laughing at my pain.
Laci the Dog says:
But, you have the best government money can buy!