Tue 22 Jun, 2010
Ha Ha.
Thanks for giving me a huge boner:
The top U.S. commander in Afghanistan has been summoned to Washington to explain derogatory comments about President Barack Obama and his colleagues, administration officials said Tuesday.
Gen. Stanley McChrystal, who publicly apologized Tuesday for using “poor judgment” in an interview in Rolling Stone magazine, has been ordered to attend the monthly White House meeting on Afghanistan and Pakistan in person Wednesday rather than over a secure video teleconference, according to officials who spoke on condition of anonymity because they were not authorized to speak publicly. He’ll be expected to explain his comments to Obama and top Pentagon officials, these officials said.
I hope Obama bends this shit stain over his desk and ass fucks him so hard that McChrystal’s left eyeball pops out. And I hope Obama screams , “This is for you Paaaaaaaaattttttaaarrrrgggghhhhhh!!!!!” when he cums.
Side note: I can’t believe a fucking music magazine produced a political story so amazing that it caused the president to publicly cock smack the leading commander of the Afghan war. The New York Times, The Washington Post, and The Wall Street Journal better be taking some motherfucking notes.
Update: Looks like the fucker might be retiring. But let’s not kid ourselves folks. This. Changes. Nothing.
4 Responses to “Update – Thanks Rolling Stone
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Tags: General McChrystal, Obama, War in AfghanistanComments (4)
nahummer says:
Rolling Stone also had some of the best reporting about the financial crisis, specifically some of Matt Taibi’s stories about Goldman Sachs. Just goes to show that the only way to understand most of the fucked up shit going down in the world is to get completely stoned and crank up some Jimi Hendrix!
rory says:
For a decent,and honest take on the subject,read Maureen Dowd’s column the New york Times.Dear old Mo has a way with words.
Phuck Politics says:
@nahummer – Rolling Stone has been the shit since they hired Hunter Thompson as their political journalist.
@rory – I liked it. Just hope she didn’t plagiarized any of it.
Flying Junior says:
It’s a mind-blower that the master strategist was out-witted by musician feller reporters. What a maroon! Little things like this cheer me up.
That being said, I am dead set against useless, meaningless, wars of aggression, imperialism and control. Look, the nineteen guys that planned September 11th were fucking Saudis. Maybe the Taliban deserved to get their asses kicked for allowing them in their country, but for crying out loud, the time was eight years ago. What the hell are we doing in Afghanistan? I blame Bush, Cheney, Rumsfeld, Wolfowitz, et al for the very creation of Al Qaeda in Iraq, Al Qaeda in Pakistan, Al Qaeda in New Jersey or even for the continued existence of Al Qaeda in San Diego. But Obama had a chance to change these policies and try to make things right. He just lets the Pentagon brass lead him around by the nose. I am much more than disappointed. He doesn’t get that war is wrong except when preventing genocide. He has disillusioned all of us anti-war hippies beyond any possible redemption.
I say issue an immediate no killing except in self-defense order for all soldiers in Iraq and Afghanistan. Put somebody like Dennis Kucinich or Abbie Hoffman in charge of the military and immediately change the mission to a gigantic Peace Corps and United Nations mission of humanitarian aid and economic and agricultural assistance.
One man’s opinion. Is anybody with me?