Someone pinch me because I must be dreaming:

CNN has exclusively learned that Rep. Michele Bachmann will form a presidential exploratory committee. The Minnesota Republican plans to file papers for the committee in early June, with an announcement likely around that same time.

But a source close to the congresswoman said that Bachmann could form the exploratory committee even earlier than June so that she could participate in early Republican presidential debates.

“She’s been telling everyone early summer,” the source told CNN regarding Bachmann’s planned June filing and announcement. But the source said that nothing is static.

“If you [debate sponsors] come to us and say, ‘To be in our debates, you have to have an exploratory committee,’ then we’ll say, ‘Okay, fine…I’ll go file the forms.’”

Three GOP presidential primary debates are planned before and during early June: The first one on May 2 at the Ronald Reagan Library in Simi Valley, California and another on May 5 in South Carolina. CNN plans a GOP presidential primary debate in New Hampshire in early June.

I cannot wait until the 2012 Presidential election. Michele Bachmann, Sarah Palin, Donald Trump, Mitt Romney, Newt Gingrich, Mike Huckabee, Herman Cain, Fred Karger, Buddy Roemer, Ron Paul, Tim Pawlenty, and the “Rent Is Too Damn High” guy are all running for the Republican nomination.

Can you imagine the crazy shit that’ll go down during the Republican primary? Who will praise Jebus more? Who will say they are against abortion the most? Who will blame the gays for ruining the plant the most? Who will talk about the Left Wing media the most? Who will praise Israel the most? Will Newt Gingrich get caught in another affair? Will Donald Trump have to declare his 723 bankruptcy? Will Mike Huckabee’s son torture another dog? Will Mitt Romney leave the Mormon Church?

This is like I woke up early on Christmas to find Jesus and Santa butt fucking each other while Scarlett Johansson and Natalie Portman make out.

Fuck, I’ve got the strangest boner going on right now.

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5 Responses to “

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  1. 5:41 am, 25 March, 2011 р.
    stunatra says:

    Sounds like it’s going to be fun indeed. Can’t imagine who will win the nomination; it can’t be any one of those. They’d all assure Obama’s second term. I don’t think the Republicans will let THAT happen.

  2. 2:00 pm, 25 March, 2011 р.
    El Galloviejo says:

    How about the all new and improved SNS (Sheep Need Shepherds) Party in 2012 ?

    Lil Jebby Bush – Histrionic Sarah Palin would be a shoo in.

  3. 6:38 pm, 27 March, 2011 р.
    ConcernedReader says:

    Wow if any one of those retards gets the big job we poor, working poor, working middle class and generally everyone that hasn’t taken kick backs from the Koch brothers or given Lloyd Blankfein a handy under his office desk is going to be Fucked in the ass with a capital F

  4. 5:01 am, 28 March, 2011 р.
    rory says:

    Wouldn’t poor old Sarah shit herself if Michelle got the nod.Fuck me,she would be even more rabid than she is at present.
    ConcernedReader,join me on the other side of the planet, the Great Land Downunder.

  5. 2:07 pm, 28 March, 2011 р.
    Phuck Politics says:

    @Stunatra – I hope Sarah Palin wins and chooses Michele Bachmann as her VP. That way the crazy doesn’t stop after the primaries.

    @El Galloviejo – You think Jeb’s going to run?

    @ConcernedReader – Yeah, no matter who wins we all lose.

    @rory – Like I told Stunatra, I’m really, really, really, really hoping for a Palin/Bachmann ticket.

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