Today is the day ABC and Barack Obama come together and talk about health care, and I’m fucking stoked.

I wonder what he’s going to say. Will he say he’s in favor of a co-pay system? Will he say he’s in favor of a single payer option? Will he say, “I know 76 percent of Americans support a public plan, but I’m not in favor of it because I have to appease the Republicans. Besides, Congress isn’t going to pass anything. Have you seen how much money they’re getting from the health industry? Jesus, those guys are more corrupt than Spiro Agnew.”

Goddammit, I haven’t been this excited since I found out Stormy Daniels was running for Senate.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=QYPb3SGrFkM

I haven’t written about Obama teaming up with ABC to talk about his health care plan because I really don’t give a shit. I know, I know, I need to, but let’s be honest -- nothing’s going to change. The health care industry is going to continue paying off Congress so they can keep fucking us over.

But I do give a shit about the Right-Wings’ bitching. Goddammit they need to shut the fuck up. I’m getting sick of their “This is an glorified infomercial to promote the Democrat agenda.” and “Journalism is officially dead in America.” bullshit.

So I thought I would post this video to show how they’re nothing but fucking hypocrites. And I pray to science that they all choke on a gay Mexican’s dick and die.

If only the camera went a little lower...

Think Progress is reporting that Sarah Palin has flip-flopped on her stance about global warming. She was once quoted as saying she didn’t believe that man caused the problem and now she is saying that we are part of the problem. Here is the segment of the interview that I’m talking about:

Look what’s wrong about changing your mind on an issue? I used to believe the world was over a million years old until I was saved (Praise be to Jesus). Now I know that the world is only 4,000 years old and dinosaurs used to live in harmony with man. Until that whore Eve tricked Adam into eating that sweet, tasty fruit. Damn you, you vile evil woman. Because of you I can only have a pet dinosaur in my dreams