So invading two countries on false pretenses, slaughtering hundreds of thousands of innocent civilians, increasing infant birth defects by 15 percent, and holding civilians for years without charges doesn’t endanger American soldiers, but releasing 21 torture pictures will?

Defense Secretary Robert Gates has blocked the public release of any more pictures of foreign detainees abused by their U.S. captors, saying their release would endanger American soldiers.

Jesus Christ Gates, do you think we’re that fucking stupid? We know that every person that lives in the Middle East wants to chop off an American soldier’s head and shit down his/her neck because of the damage they’re doing. Which means the release of these photos has nothing to do with endangering American soldiers’ lives, and has everything to do with covering up the war crimes our government has committed.

And you can’t let that happen, because then our government won’t be able to continue its favorite pastime: telling other countries they need to prosecute their citizens for war crimes.

That’s why you can’t release these pictures of our soldiers raping men, women, and children with broom sticks, gun barrels, and cocks. Because once the world sees those horrific pictures then our government would have to investigate.

And if there’s one thing our government hates it’s doing its fucking job.

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I bet the Taliban are excited.

U.S. Defense Secretary Robert Gates on Monday announced a temporary increase in the size of the U.S. Army that would boost the force by up to 22,000 troops for three years.

He told reporters at a news briefing that the increase, intended to cope with strains from the wars in Afghanistan and Iraq, would raise the total strength of the Army to 569,000 soldiers.

You don’t think this increase has anything to do with July being the deadliest month for troops in Afghanistan, do you? I mean, our government didn’t look at the 30 American soldiers deaths and say, “Listen, we need to increase the number of live troops going into Afghanistan in order to offset the number of dead troops going out. So how many more do you think we need to send in?”

No, that’s crazy talk. Our government wouldn’t do that. They’re just increasing the number of troops because they want to win, that’s all.

Anyways, you know what I’m hapy about? I’m happy we aren’t going to spend more money sending these troops overseas, because I don’t think our economy could handle it.

What’s that? We are going spend more money?

The Pentagon plans to absorb an initial expansion cost of $1.1 billion through fiscal year 2010, which begins October 1, without additional funding from Congress. But Gates suggested more funds could be necessary in fiscal years 2011 and 2012.

You’ve got to be fucking kidding me. Robert Gates suggesting more funds could be necessary in 2011 and 2012 is the same thing as me suggesting to a hooker it could be necessary for her to blow me.

I don’t understand this shit. We have an economic and health care crisis, which is causing both Republicans and Democrats to whine about the national debt, yet neither party says anything about spending money on these idiotic wars. Why is that?

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