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We need to shove a couple of dicks in these guys’ mouths:

During the national furor that erupted last year after American International Group paid more than $165 million in bonuses, the voices of those vilified for receiving the payments remained silent, at least in public.

But behind closed doors, employees at AIG’s Financial Products division — the very unit whose trading had hastened the insurance giant’s collapse — were defiant, saying they were merely getting what they were due, recoiling at public accusations that they were behind their capitalizing on the company’s massive taxpayer bailout.

“I will stand behind every action I have taken in this company from Day One,” one employee said, according to a newly obtained transcript of a conference call the division’s head held last March with some of his staff.

But when another employee asked whether the staff would be getting a second round of bonuses promised for March 2010, his colleagues burst into laughter, apparently considering this a preposterous notion amid the public outrage.

Yet they did see that money, at least most of it. Last month, under a deal in which employees agreed to take a cut in their upcoming retention bonuses in return for an accelerated payment, AIG paid out about $100 million to employees at the firm. AIG is scheduled to pay the last of the bonuses this month.

Even so, neither time nor money has softened the employees’ feelings of wrongful persecution and their anger over becoming the subjects of scorn and ridicule. Seldom was that sense of victimhood more clear or more visceral than in the conference call of March 23, 2009.

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The employees said that the corporate leaders who had driven the firm into the ground were already gone from the company. Those who had remained behind to help clean up the mess and repay the taxpayer bailout were due their compensation, they told Pasciucco.

“You made a commitment to us, and we made a commitment to you. And for anybody to look beyond that, as the politics and the media are at the moment, is missing the point,” said an employee. “You can’t expect us to just roll over and ignore that commitment because there is a bunch of immoral bigots that intend us to do something different. It’s not going to happen.”

Another was even more irate, lashing out at the public for scapegoating AIG employees. “To be honest with you, I really hope it blows up. I think the U.S. taxpayer deserves to lose a trillion dollars over this thing for the way they have behaved.”

And then he turned on politicians who had joined the anti-AIG posse. “They only care about the next election, just like we only care about the next bonus. Well, none of them cares about the country, none of us cares about the institution,” he said, adding: “They really don’t care, and I really don’t care. And frankly, if a trillion dollars gets lost, fine.”

The AIG retention bonuses have rankled many in the public because the company has received a federal rescue package of about $180 billion in loans, stock investments and other commitments from the Federal Reserve and the Treasury Department. Closing down AIG Financial Products’ trading portfolio has been vital to stemming further losses and repaying the public money.

Wall Street’s like that slutty, crazy chick in high school who let you in her back door, and you put up with her ungrateful attitude and lack of loyalty because of it.

But one day you wake up and realize that putting your dick in the shit hole of a crazy person isn’t that great. Plus, you find out she’s been talking to her friends about how whipped you are and how you never follow through with your threats.

So you tell the whole school during morning announcements how you fucked the slutty, crazy chick in the ass while listening to Fleetwood Mac’s “Don’t StopBelievin’”, and that you’re breaking up with her because she’s an ungrateful, gold-digging cunt.

Then you hook up with that sweet next-door neighbor chick who worships the ground you walk on. (Bonus: she swallows.)

See, that’s what our government needs to do. They need to call a press conference and calmly tell Wall Street to go fuck themselves. Then they need to use the trillions of dollars they where giving Wall Street to build schools, homes, and jobs for the people.

But our government won’t do that, because they love to fuck the slutty, crazy chick in the ass. No matter how much they get shitted on.

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Fuck this banker yuppie

You expect me to feel sorry for this guy?

Ernie Casillas lived the good life as he doled out millions of dollars in loans in California. The former banker drove fancy cars and took extravagant vacations.

But with the banking industry in crisis, his job is gone — as is his lavish lifestyle. Desperate for work, he recently swallowed his pride and posted a message on Craigslist: “Unemployed I need a job.”

Get the fuck out of here.  This fucking guy doesn’t deserve my sympathy.  He was a glorified bitch.  Look at his fucking job skills:

“I have over 20 years of experience in sales, telephone sales in a call center, customer service, administrative assistant, cash handling, teller, and many more skills and abilities. Great personality, very friendly, hard worker, very responsible,” it said. “I will be happy to e-mail you my resume. I need a job now. Please call my cell phone.”

A fucking retard can answer phone calls, count money, and suck enough dick to get a sale.  It’s fucking easy.  And how much did this dumb fuck make a year?

Casillas says, he was successful, making about $70,000 a year in the banking industry.

Jesus fucking Christ.  This cunt got paid 70,000 dollars a year  for answering a fucking phone and stroking off a couple of wealthy people? That’s more than teachers in South Carolina make in two years.  What the hell did he do with his money?

I was just living a very good life,” he said. “My daughter would ask me to take her to Las Vegas for her birthday, and we would stay at the most expensive hotels. Every year, this is what she wanted.”

Fuck me backwards.

He took his spoiled cunt of a daughter to Las Vegas every year for her birthday?  He was rewarding her for surviving a whole year by taking her to a city where the murder rate is 1.5 times higher than the national average?  What a fucking moron.   I’m glad this cock sucker is forced to live with his 75 year-old mother.  I’m glad his wife left him.  I’m glad he’s forced to cry himself to sleep each night.  Serves him right for acting like a rich business asshole.

But I don’t want to fucking read about him.

Instead of reading about pussified bank assholes and how bad they’re doing in this economy, I want to read about important shit.

Like how Sarah Palin is rejecting funds that would help teachers and special education, even though the stupid cunt has a retarded child.  Or how Mark Sanford is rejecting stimulus money for education and forcing South Carolina to cut 7,500 teaching jobs.  Or  how stupid Timothy Geithner’s plan is, and how fucked we are as a nation.  Or how AIG’s counterparties are getting paid back in full.  Or how fucking pathetic the American people are for doing nothing about this major ass fucking.

Of course I won’t read about any of these stories on CNN because they’re fucking worthless.  But they aren’t alone.  The entire Main Stream Media is fucking worthless.  Fox News, MSNBC, CNBC, The New York Post, The Washington Post, LA Times, Chicago Tribune, Newsweek, Time, and the Wall Street Journal are as useful as a homeless man’s cum stained boxers.

And do the American people care?  Hell no.  There too busy talking about the new iPhone’s copy and paste feature.

So I’m fucking glad this shit is happening.  I’m glad that AIG gets to hide behind their fucking “We have a contact” excuse when handing out millions of dollars to their executives.   I’m glad that Citigroup and Bank of American are going to need more taxpayer money.   I’m glad that Republicans and Democrats are having a dick waving contest over who is tougher on corruption.   I’m glad that we are sending more troops overseas to fight an unwinnable war.  I’m glad all this shit is happening because you fucking people are to goddamn lazy to get off your fat asses and do something.

And those stupid, gay ass tea parties don’t count.  I hope everybody who goes to those fucking things die from a toxic nerve gas attack – you stupid pussies.

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The Cookie Monster is pissed

Holy shit I’m excited.  AIG executives just received bonuses for ruining the country, and I can’t wait to see how pissed off Rick Santelli is.  I bet he turns to those Wall Street assholes sitting behind him and screams,” I’m getting sick and tired of bailing out all of you pathetic, incompetent Wall Street losers.  Why the fuck should taxpayers continue to bail you all out when you all are the reason why our country is fucked up in the first place?  I hope every single one of you cocksuckers die in a fucking plane crash.”

Wait, what’s this shit Rick?  Why are you defending them?  What the hell?  Where’s your passion?  Where’s your since of duty?  Oh – I get it.  You can’t rip these cocksuckers because they might beat the shit out of you.  You’re worried about your personal safety.  I understand.  I’ll let you slide on this one.

Since Santelli pussed out, where can I go to watch these Wall Street twats get ripped a new asshole?  I know, I’ll turn to Fox News.  Those fuckers care about the people.  They’ve been calling out all this wasteful spending.  I’m sure they’ll have a sound bite from a Republican Senator who’ll say exactly what I’m thinking.

Fuck yea Senator Charles Grassley.  You tell those motherfuckers.  Those fucking AIG people don’t deserve to live.  They’ve ruined this country, and stole our money.  Why the fuck should they get bonuses?  Wait – aww come on Senator.  Don’t lose your balls.  No, don’t back track now – goddammit.  Charles Grassley, you’re a fucking pussy.

Wait – that was a bit harsh.  You’re a Senator.  You can’t tell people to kill themselves.  You’re in America, and that’s not how we roll.  I’ll forgive you – this time.

So who’ll express my outrage over this shit?  Who has the power to speak for the millions of people who are pissed off about these bonuses?  Fucking Rush Limbaugh – that’s who.

This guy says whatever is on his mind.  He is the man of the people.  When we were bailing out the auto industry, he said we needed to do something about the unions, and those people were just middle class Americans struggling to provide for their family.  I know this AIG shit has to piss him off.  Come on Rush, speak for me baby.  Let me hear you rip those fucking Wall Street bitches apart.

Goddammit, what the fuck is this shit?  Where the fuck did your balls go Rush?  You had no problem challenging the President of the United States to a debate, but you can’t rip these fucking assholes apart?  Fuck you, you fat fucking pussy.

What the fuck is wrong with these people?  Why isn’t anyone in the media or in the government pissed off about this?  Why do they keep saying we can’t do anything about these bonuses because we have to honor their contracts?  Weren’t these the same assholes who were calling for the UAW to alter their contracts, which they did?  Why can’t we do the same thing with these cunts?  I mean, isn’t it our money that’s bailing out AIG?  Shouldn’t we have a say in this?

Oh shit, I’m so fucking stupid.  How could I forget this – THE GOVERNMENT AND THE MEDIA DOESN’T GIVE A FUCK ABOUT US.

If they did, they would’ve said,”Hey AIG.  Fuck you and fuck your stupid ass contracts.  You will do whatever the fuck we say because we’re giving you billions of dollars.”  Then the media would have smacked Wall Street in the face with their hard cock, while our government ripped off Wall Street’s pants and ass fucked them so hard that they weep tears of blood.

But they aren’t.  Why?  Because they like gang banging us too much.  We suck the media’s dick so well that the moment our lips wrap around their shaft they cum buckets.  And our assholes are so tight that the government would be crazy to pull out.

We’ve become a nation of whores.  We’ve allowed the media and the government to double team us for so long that they’re now letting their friends join in on the fun.  I just hope they bring some lube.   I’m starting to chafe a little bit….

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That cats surprised
This really surprises you?

The American International Group, which has received more than $170 billion in taxpayer bailout money from the Treasury and Federal Reserve, plans to pay about $165 million in bonuses by Sunday to executives in the same business unit that brought the company to the brink of collapse last year.

It shouldn’t.  This shit goes on all the time.  The rich and powerful have been cornholing Americans since Ronald Reagan was plowing his secretary in the ass.  So please, shut the fuck up with all this fake rage, because you don’t care.  If you did, you would be doing more than those gay ass tea parties.

I mean, what the fuck do you people think is going to happen with those parties?  That the government is going to change, because a few white people followed the advice of a huge douchebag? Get the fuck out of here with that stupid shit.  Those tea parties are nothing more than a half-assed attempt at outrage, and they shit on the chest of the Boston tea party.

If any of you unoriginal fucks wants to make a statement, make a fucking statement. Take after  Timothy McVeigh , and blow up the AIG headquarters.  Copy Theodore Kacynski,  and mail bombs to the CEOs of Citi, Bank of America, and JPMorgan. Follow in the footsteps of Eric Rudolph, and blow up a trash can on the floor of Wall Street.

Until you’re willing to blow up a hedge fund building or assassinate twenty Wall Street board members, do the rest of the country a favor, and shut the fuck it.  There’s no reason for your faux outrage bullshit, because you fucking people have been electing these greedy, evil twats into office for the past 30 years – you retarded fucks.

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I’ve got a riddle for you.  You ready?  Okay…..what the fuck cost more than 85 billion dollars?

Give up?

So do I.

I tried asking God this question but He couldn’t get past the money total.  He swears to Himself that 85 billion isn’t a real number.  Guess He didn’t get the note about the bailout.

Lucky for me, I trust the government. I know they won’t screw me over….

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