Wed 21 Jul, 2010
This man gets my dick hard. I just wish he was in the Senate so he could show Michael Bennet and Mark Udall how not to be huge fucking pussies.
Tags: Alan Grayson, Michael Bennet and Mark Udall Can Go Choke On A Pig CockMon 29 Mar, 2010
Thu 10 Dec, 2009
I wish we had more Congressmen that would call out Dick Cheney besides him, Dennis Kucinich, and Al Franken.
Tags: Al Franken, Alan Grayson, Dennis Kucinich, Dick CheneyTue 27 Oct, 2009
You'd be smiling too if you had balls as big as the moon.
Because he tells it like it is.
Republicans and Democrats slammed Rep. Alan Grayson (D-Fla.) for calling Linda Robertson, an adviser to Fed Chairman Ben Bernanke, a “K Street whore” in a month-old radio interview that circulated on Capitol Hill Monday night.
The remarks are the latest to surface in a string of controversial statements by Grayson, who said on the Alex Jones radio show that he believes Robertson, a former Enron lobbyist, is not qualified to pass judgment on intricate financial matters.
Alan Grayson has everything you could ask for in a politician: independently wealthy, good looking, smart, liberal, huge balls, and Jewish.
God, I’m getting hard just thinking about the time he called Dick Cheney a vampire. Er…I just remembered I left the coffee pot on in the bathroom. So, um, I need to go turn it off before it burns down the entire neighborhood.
Tags: Alan Grayson, Democrats, Fed, Republicans, This man is ganstaWed 30 Sep, 2009
I’m as hard as a fucking rock right now. Why? Because Alan Grayson is the fucking man. What other Congressman talks shit to TV pundits? No-fucking-body but Alan Grayson.
And he knows he’s the man. Look at the way he smiles while he makes that cunt in the red shirt look stupid. Look at the twinkle in his eye as he cock slaps that white Republican strategist in the face. He knows he’s the man, and so does that black guy.
Don’t believe me? Re-watch the video and pay attention to the black guy. Notice how he barely speaks? It’s because he is amazed at someone finally having the balls to tell these corporate whores to shut their goddamn cock catchers.
So the next time someone around you starts complaining about how Congress is full of whiny cunts, show them this video of Alan Grayson and tell them to shut the fuck up.
Tags: Alan Grayson, Alan Grayson walks with a limp because his nuts heavy, Health care, Wolf Blitzer
