Justice is severed folks.

Those businessmen who thought they could steal billions from taxpayers are about to get a mouthful of justice…American style.

God I can’t wait.

I hope they tie these men up in prison and let each prisoner on death row fuck them up the ass, raw dog style.

Who’s the guy being charged? The CEO of AIG? Fanny Mae? Freddie Mac? Come on…tell me…

Get the fuck outta here.

Mark Cuban?

They’re going after the owner of the Dallas Mavericks?  Shut the fuck up.

What are they going to get him on, breaking up the greatest basketball duo in the world?  Acting like a fucking ass during the game?  What?

Insider trading?

Shut the fuck up.  You’re pulling my dick on this one.   Where’s the proof?

Billionaire entrepreneur Mark Cuban, owner of the National Basketball Association’s Dallas Mavericks, was charged Monday by the Securities and Exchange Commission with insider trading.

The civil suit was filed by the SEC in a federal court in Dallas.

According to the SEC, Cuban sold 600,000 shares of Internet search company Mamma.com in June 2004 using non-public information.

Cuban is accused of calling his broker and instructing him to sell all of his stock from Mamma.com after receiving the confidential information from the company.

The SEC said Cuban learned that the company would raise money through a public offering, and he knew the stock price was about to fall.

When the offering was made public, the stock fell 9.3%, and Cuban avoided losses in excess of $750,000 by selling stock the day before, the SEC report said.

The SEC is going after a man who used ‘insider information’ to make $750,000?  Are they for real?

Wow…I can’t believe that.

I’m sure they think they did something too.

I bet everyone is sitting around a table jerking off Christopher Cox while he says, “Great job everyone, we nailed the guy….yea yea yea like that Johnson, short quick strokes. Mark Cuban thought he could get away from us but we showed him.  Just because he’s rich doesn’t mean he gets a different set of rules for the market…Oh God, don’t stop Johnson that feels great…yea Bill…finger my asshole. He thinks he can pull one over on the SEC but he doesn’t know who he is fucking with…Oh my God Bill…are you using the ‘come here’ motion inside my asshole?  Don’t stop..yea like that. Well I can’t wait to see his face when he slap him with a 1.5 million dollar fiiiiiiiinnnnnneeeeeeeeeeee gooooodddddaaaammmmmnnnnniiiiittttt I”M CUMMING!!!

Wow….goddamn that was amazing.  Sorry about that Frank. What? Fuck you too buddy, it’s not like I meant to do that…I don’t know…just tell your wife you got soap in your eye. She should believe you.  You’ve already used that excuse?  Damn…really?  Haha guess you’re fucked.”

Fucking twats.

I hope everyone who works for the SEC gets AIDS after swallowing a load from a transvestite Brazilian hooker name Gabriel.

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Tags: American International Group, Fannie Mae, Freddie Mac, Insider trading, Mark Cuban, NBA, SEC, Stock, United States, US government, US Securities and Exchange Commission
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Angry about AIG CEO’s getting bonuses? Don’t worry..Congress knows your anger and is doing something about it.

A key Democratic lawmaker called Tuesday for the resignation of American International Group’s CEO after the troubled insurer held a financial planners conference last week at a posh Arizona resort.

The company responded that the event cost AIG very little and was aimed at boosting income.

AIG had come under sharp criticism for sending executives on a lavish English partridge hunt and a weeklong retreat at a California resort after accepting an $85 billion bailout — since grown to $150 billion — from the federal government in September.

“These guys, they don’t get it,” Rep. Elijah Cummings, D-Maryland, said on CNN’s “American Morning.”

“They came to us basically saying ‘we are on the critical list, and we need a respirator,’ and we bail them out, and the next thing we know, we turn around and they are going out partying and spending the taxpayers’ dollars. And it’s kind of — it’s very upsetting.”

Phoenix TV station KNXV, a CNN affiliate, reported that AIG tried to keep its connection to the 2008 Asset Management Conference a secret by ensuring that no AIG logos were on the property.

Undercover footage shot by KNXV shows top AIG executives, including Larry Roth, president and CEO of AIG Advisor Group, sitting poolside and drinking coffee while conference-goers attended meetings. Another executive — Art Tambaro, head of AIG subsidiary Royal Alliance — stayed in one of the resort’s two-story villas.

The footage also shows a few executives being shuttled in a luxury Lincoln Town Car one night and enjoying dinner and drinks at a McCormick & Schmick’s seafood restaurant, where they spent more than $400, KNXV reported.

Amazing.

I really don’t know what to say.

These jerkoffs take over 100 billion dollars of our money, party with it and the only thing Congress tells them to do is quit?

Fuck you Congress. Fuck you in your tight white asshole.

Oh I’m sorry…your asshole hasn’t been tight since Nixon was in office.

Goddamnit.

We punish people who smoke marijuana harder than these business fucks and they aren’t hurting anybody.

I hope everybody who works in the Senate, House and the White House die in some kind of explosion*. I hope their families die and their families’ families die. Then I hope they spend eternity in Hell getting gang banged by Adolf Hitler, Attila the Hun, and Princess Di.

Fucking shiteaters….

*Ron Paul not included.*

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Tags: AIG Advisor Group, American International Group, CNN, Elijah Cummings, Federal government of the United States, Lincoln Town Car, McCormick & Schmick, United States, Wall Street, White House
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