You’ve got to be fucking kidding me.

Tired of the government bailing out banks? Get ready for this: officials may soon ask banks to bail out the government.

Senior regulators say they are seriously considering a plan to have the nation’s healthy banks lend billions of dollars to rescue the insurance fund that protects bank depositors. That would enable the fund, which is rapidly running out of money because of a wave of bank failures, to continue to rescue the sickest banks.

So our government bails out Wall Street, then asks Wall Street to bail them out?

Goddammit.

I know I should go on some sort of rant about how fucking insane this is and how the American people should be bitching about this and not about ACORN, but I don’t have it in me.

So instead I’m going to drink a handle of Jack Daniels, drive my scooter to the nearest Bank of American and sling feces at every cocksucker that walks in and/or out.

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Good fucking Lord. If you thought this was bad, wait till you see this

he U.S. government is prepared to provide more than $7.76 trillion on behalf of American taxpayers after guaranteeing $306 billion of Citigroup Inc. debt yesterday. The pledges, amounting to half the value of everything produced in the nation last year, are intended to rescue the financial system after the credit markets seized up 15 months ago.

The unprecedented pledge of funds includes $3.18 trillion already tapped by financial institutions in the biggest response to an economic emergency since the New Deal of the 1930s, according to data compiled by Bloomberg. The commitment dwarfs the plan approved by lawmakers, the Treasury Department’s $700 billion Troubled Asset Relief Program. Federal Reserve lending last week was 1,900 times the weekly average for the three years before the crisis.

What the fuck is this shit?

Goddamnit.

Let me get this straight, these banks fuck up by doing stupid shit and instead of letting them fail, our government takes our money and gives it to them?

Am I missing something here?

Goddamnit, fucking white businessmen.

When will someone fucking kill these cunts? Why can’t those fucking rednecks stop screaming “FUCK NIGGERS!!” and start screaming “FUCK STOCK BROKERS!!”?

Where the hell are the Black Panthers? Why can’t they drag these fuckers out and lynch them? Shit, I’ll help them. I’ll bring the rope…fuck, I’ll make the rope out of my own goddamn hair if they’ll go after these assholes.

But no. They don’t give a shit. Everyone is too busy with gay marriage to notice the government’s dick up their asshole.

Fuck ‘em.

I’m glad this country is going to shit.

I can’t wait till we’re a third world country and nobody can afford a piece of paper to wipe their ass with. I’m looking forward to the day when we find a clean supply of water and think it’s a gift from God. I’m stroking myself right now thinking about how the rich will ‘allow’ us to work for pennies a day and we’ll be grateful for it.

But don’t worry about it America. Go back to sleep.  This isn’t your problem. Let the next generation worry about it.

You go ahead and play with your new iPhone 70000 or your PS207.

Go eat a triple-bacon cheeseburger load with ranch, lettuce, tomato, onions and one onion ring; dipped in milk chocolate; and wash it down with a 52-ounce Coke while smoking your menthol Marlboro Reds.

I hope each one of you pieces of shit gets cancer in every major organ and your intestines ooze out your left nostril while shit pours out your right.

You deserve everything that is coming to you you lazy, racist, bigot, fatass, cocksucking motherfuckers and I can’t wait to see it happen…

…fucking cunts….

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Looks like stocks are going to tank today.

U.S. stock futures fell early Friday after the previous session’s roaring gains, as investors awaited a key reading on the retail sector and reacted to reports of massive layoffs at Citigroup.

Citigroup (C, Fortune 500) is getting ready to hand out 10,000 pink slips, reported The Wall Street Journal, in addition to the 23,000 jobs that it’s already axed over the past year.

I’m hoping to see a 800 point drop. What about you?

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Thank God Congress rescued the economy…Imagine how fucked we would be if they didn’t.

Stocks fell Wednesday for the third session in a row, with the Dow industrial tumbling over 400 points, as investors bet that a long and deep recession is on the horizon.

The Dow Jones industrial average (INDU) lost 411 points, or about 4.7%, to 8,282.66. It was the lowest close for the blue-chip average since it settled at 8,175 on Oct. 27.

Over the past three days, the Dow has fallen more than 660 points, or 7%.

“The concern is that the economy will turn out worse than the current forecast [and] the recession will be longer and more severe,” said Hugh Johnson, chief strategist at Thomas Lloyd Global Asset Management in New York.

Hey…did you hear Osama Bin Laden is planning a new terrorist attack?  No. Well he is…And it’s suppose to be bigger than 9-11.

Who else is hoping Wall Street is the target?

This is how I want to see it happen:

CNN is doing a report on the Stock Market and is showing live footage of those Wall Street cocksuckers as they try to see how bad they can fuck over America while making enough money to buy their fourth mansion before lunch.

Suddenly a Greyhound bus comes CRASHING through the wall at 100 miles an hour, skidding on its side and instantly killing 30 of the motherfuckers.

Once the bus comes to a screeching  stop, 70 Islamic terrorist get out of the bus with enough explosives around their waist that Dick Cheney instantly gets a hard on.  After surveying the scene, each terrorist grabs the nearest stock broker, bends them over, and brutally ass rapes ‘em on national TV.

After brutally ass fucking every person in the building, the terrorist do their little victory yell and BOOM..blow themselves up…killing every one of those greedy cum catching fucks.

But that’s not the best part.

Once the smoke clears, middle-class Americans start pissing on those who crawl out of the rubble on fire.

What?

So you wouldn’t piss on a burning stock broker?

I can’t blame you.  Why waste good piss?

Besides…everyone knows the fastest way to put out a flaming stock broker is by shooting their load in the stock broker’s left eye..just don’t shoot it in their right eye…they aren’t too fond of that….

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Thank God for John McCain. If it wasn’t for him capitalism would be dead.

The government recently promised the auto industry $25 billion in loans in order to produce more fuel-efficient models. Now, as General Motors and Chrysler consider a merger, executives are hinting at another $10 billion in federal help. Earlier this week, top McCain adviser Carly Fiorina said the campaign opposes any auto bailout:

“I don’t think the government can rescue the industry,” Carly Fiorina, former chief executive of Hewlett-Packard Corp, told Reuters at an event in suburban Detroit.”Whatever the government does, it should not take away the fundamentals of risk-taking. Sometimes it leads to rewards and sometimes consequences, downside,” she said. “In other words, the auto industry cannot be saved from its own bad bets.”

Today, however, interviewed on Good Morning America, Sen. John McCain (R-AZ) expressed support for the auto industry bailouts:

Q: We’re finding out that there may be a possibility of some sort of bail-out or government assistance for the auto industry. Would that be something that you would support?

MCCAIN: Well, we’ve already done that to $25 billion, and we’ve delayed getting them the money. I would do whatever I think needs to be done to help our automotive industry. We’ve got to make this transition to flex fuel, battery powered, hydrogen automobiles. And, obviously — and, also, I would provide tax credits for people who buy these new automobiles. We’ve got to keep this industry alive. There’s no doubt about that.

Fuck you John McCain.

You bitch about Barack Obama being a socialist because he wants to ‘help’ middle class America (sorry poor America…nobody gives a shit about you) yet you want to bail out the auto industry?

Quit pandering to those red-neck, crazy-ass Christians.

You used to be a POW. You told people with large guns to fuck off.

Look at you.

Now you’re nothing but a big, fat, smelly old pussy.

Were is the man who ran in 2000?  The man who said:

Specifically, Mr. McCain singled out the evangelists Pat Robertson and Jerry Falwell as “corrupting influences on religion and politics” and said parts of the religious right were divisive and even un-American.

I guess he found the Lord. Not the ‘Everybody is a child of the Lord’ Lord.

No he found the ‘I punish those that sin, I hate gays, the end of the world is coming’ Lord.

Fuck him. I hope he gets elected. I want the people of  ‘Real America’ to watch him die within the first month and Sarah Palin takes over.

It’s what everyone wants,  right? Sarah Palin for President. I’m sure she will be a better President than John McCain.

In her interview with Fox News’ Greta van Susteren last night, Gov. Sarah Palin appeared to claim that the U.S. needs to “win” the non-existent war with Iran:

We realize that more and more Americans are starting to see the light there and understand the contrast. And we talk a lot about, OK, we’re confident that we’re going to win on Tuesday, so from there, the first 100 days, how are we going to kick in the plan that will get this economy back on the right track and really shore up the strategies that we need over in Iraq and Iran to win these wars?

Goddamnit.

We are entering a new age people.

World War III in HD….I can’t wait….

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I’ve always wondered where the foreign stock brokers were during this crisis. Every story I see dealing with Wall Street shows the same guy.

I wonder why the foreign guy is standing outside…:

Stocks slumped Friday, but managed to end off session lows, as Wall Street joined a worldwide market slump on bets that a recession is imminent – if not already under way.

The Dow Jones industrial average (INDU) fell 312 points or 3.6%. The Dow slumped as much as 504 points in the morning, recovered to within 112 points of break even and then fell back again by the close.

The Standard & Poor’s 500 (SPX) index fell 3.5% and the Nasdaq composite (COMP) slid 3.2%. Both stock gauges had posted steeper declines in the morning.

Friday’s session capped off a tough week on Wall Street near the end of a brutal month. The ongoing credit crisis, sluggish profit forecasts and falling commodity prices have all amplified recession fears, and the weakness hasn’t been limited to the United States.

Oh….I get it. That Chinese man (or Japanese, Koren, Hong Kong…shit everyone looks the same. Even white people look the same to me…I swear.) doesn’t work for Wall Street.

How do I know that?   We wouldn’t be in this fucking mess if he worked on Wall Street.  Nope.  This fuck up is us white folks.

It’s okay though. See these white people didn’t kill anyone. They just stole people’s hard earned money and gave it their rich white friends.  Not one person was shot, stabbed, raped, murdered, set on fire, kicked in the nose, popped in the dick, falcon punched, or poked in the eye by these guys.

Now black people mess ups…that’s a different story.

Hey…this reminds me of a joke..you want to hear it?

Alright here it goes…

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I hope I can see this movie before this happens.

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