Fri 19 Sep, 2008
You see that sexy man up there? He just saved America. How? By helping out the government with a little bit of magic:
The federal government, in what will be its most far-reaching attempt yet to contain the financial crisis, is poised to establish a program to let banks get rid of mortgage-related assets that have been hard to value and harder to trade.
Many details of the plan remained unclear, but it is likely the government would take on tens of billions of dollars in mortgage assets – if not more.
The expectation is that whatever program is decided on would only last through the presidential inauguration. “You don’t want a program that will last for several years because that would limit what the next administration could do,” Seiberg said.
Silly media, don’t they know that magicians never relieve their tricks? Just be happy that David Blaine is using his powers for good. Now sit back and enjoy this once in a lifetime show. Why? Because it is only going to last for five more weeks.
Even David Blaine needs to rest people. If God can rest after working only six days, I think David is allowed some time off for erasing five years of Wall Street’s mistakes in five weeks.
Tags: Bank, CNN, Conservitives, Democrats, Fox News, George Bush, Liberal, Magic, Republicans, Wall Street
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