Today is the day ABC and Barack Obama come together and talk about health care, and I’m fucking stoked.

I wonder what he’s going to say. Will he say he’s in favor of a co-pay system? Will he say he’s in favor of a single payer option? Will he say, “I know 76 percent of Americans support a public plan, but I’m not in favor of it because I have to appease the Republicans. Besides, Congress isn’t going to pass anything. Have you seen how much money they’re getting from the health industry? Jesus, those guys are more corrupt than Spiro Agnew.”

Goddammit, I haven’t been this excited since I found out Stormy Daniels was running for Senate.

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I haven’t written about Obama teaming up with ABC to talk about his health care plan because I really don’t give a shit. I know, I know, I need to, but let’s be honest -- nothing’s going to change. The health care industry is going to continue paying off Congress so they can keep fucking us over.

But I do give a shit about the Right-Wings’ bitching. Goddammit they need to shut the fuck up. I’m getting sick of their “This is an glorified infomercial to promote the Democrat agenda.” and “Journalism is officially dead in America.” bullshit.

So I thought I would post this video to show how they’re nothing but fucking hypocrites. And I pray to science that they all choke on a gay Mexican’s dick and die.

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Tags: ABC, And I really hate Democrats, Barack Obama, Fox News, Health care, I fucking hate Republicans
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And dumb as ever.

Former President George W. Bush fired a salvo at President Obama on Wednesday, asserting his administration’s interrogation policies were within the law, declaring the private sector, not government, will fix the economy and rejecting the nationalization of health care, the Washington Times reported.

Repeatedly in his hourlong speech and question-and-answer session, Bush said he would not directly criticize the new president, who has moved to take over financial institutions and several large corporations, the paper reported. Several times, however, he took direct aim at Obama policies as he defended his own during eight years in office.

Whoa, whoa, whoa. What’s the difference between direct criticism and indirect? I mean, isn’t saying someone’s mother sleeps with many men for five dollars the same as saying she’s a cheap whore? For fuck’s sake governor bush, grow some fucking balls.

And what are these “several large corporations” the government has taken over? I can only name GM? What are the others?

And besides pushing for national health care and “ending” waterboarding, how is Obama any different than bush? Both love going to war. Both love having large prisons to keep detainees forever. Both love signing billion dollar war bills. Both love giving private contractors taxpayers’ money. Both love using the state secrets privilege. Both love bailing out Wall Street. Both love bailing out the auto industry. And both love having former Goldman Sachs employees as Treasury Secretaries.

So where are the fucking differences?

There are none. Both of these fucking guys love the taste of rich white man seman, and they don’t give a shit about anyone else. So could we please stop with this bush vs Obama shit? Because we’ve got more important things to talk about. Like getting David Letterman off the air.

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First Scott Roeder tells the world more Americans are going to die, and now Pastor Drake tells the world that God is going to kill Barack Obama.

This reminds me of a joke.

Q: What’s the difference between Osama bin Laden and Pastor Drake?

A: Skin color.

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There are many reasons why I hate Barack Obama-not releasing the torture photos, preemptive detention, continuing the wars in Afghanistan and Iraq, FISA, not closing Guantanamo Bay, reviving military tribunals, Wall Street bailouts, and faux credit card protection-but I love him for supporting stem cell research.

Can you imagine what could have been cured if George Bush supported stem cell research? Cancer, AIDS, Alzheimers, ALS, Multiple sclerosis, Parkinson’s, spinal cord injuries, strokes.

I’d have a permanent boner if people would start worshiping science and stop worshiping an imaginary old white guy in the sky. But I guess that will never happened because people are fucking stupid.

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Why is the only person making sense about torture a former WWF wrestler? And why is he arguing with this worthless cunt about it?

Why are people in this country pissed off at Nancy Pelosi and Harry Reid for being briefed on torture, but not pissed off at George Bush and Dick Cheney for authorizing torture? Why is Barack Obama not willing to prosecute CIA agents who tortured, but isn’t willing to free soldiers from jail who tortured?

Why is waterboarding considered an enhanced interrogation technique when our government does it, but considered torture when the Vietnamese government does it?

Why has there been more outrage over Micheal Vick torturing dogs, than there has been over the Bush administration torturing humans?

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But I agree with Barack Obama.

In a dramatic, high-profile reversal for his young administration, President Barack Obama is seeking to block the release of 44 photographs depicting abuse of detainees in U.S. military custody in Iraq and Afghanistan.

“The publication of these photos would not add any additional benefit to our understanding of what was carried out in the past by small number of individuals,” the president told reporters Wednesday as he left the White House on a two-day trip to the Southwest.

“In fact,’ he said, “the most direct consequence of releasing them, I believe, would be to further inflame anti-American opinion and to put our troops in greater danger.”

Look, I know I’m going to get a few angry emails about agreeing with Barack Obama, but let’s use logic for a moment.  Once the Muslim world sees these horrific pictures of us waterboarding detainees, slamming their heads into walls, slicing their genitals, and electrocuting them -  they’re going to be pissed.  And who are the Muslims going to take it out on?

That’s right, the men and women overseas protecting the freedoms we take for granted.

Sure, Barack Obama could protect our soldiers by forcing the military to stop bombing small villages and killing hundreds of innocent civilians.  And sure, Barack Obama could also protect our soldiers by forcing the military to stop using chemical weapons against innocent civilians.  And yes, Barack Obama could protect our soldiers by forcing them to stop handing out Bibles.  But come on, let’s be realistic here, if Barack Obama stopped doing any of these things then the terrorist win.

And Barack Obama knows that terrorist cannot be allowed to win.  But he also knows the only way America can win the support of the Muslim world is by not showing these torture pictures.

Because anyone who knows anything about Muslims knows the one thing that pisses them off the most isn’t the unjustified occupation, the murdering of innocent civilians, the raping of innocent women, the torture, the destruction of their villages, and the economic collapse of their nation – it’s photographs of enhanced interrogation techniques….

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Tags: Afghanistan, Barack Obama, Barack Obama is a pussy, Iraq, Torture, Torture Pictures
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