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Happy Birthday Jesus

Since it’s Jesus’ birthday, I thought I would share with you a list of people I hope die in an electrical fire as they sing O Come, All Ye Faithful.

  • Bill Clinton
  • Hillary Clinton
  • Sean Hannity
  • Alan Comes
  • Pope Benedict
  • Sarah Palin
  • Chris Berman
  • Kurt Herbstreit
  • Zac Efron
  • Stephenie Meyer
  • The creator, cast and crew of Grey’s Anatomy
  • My 5th grade teacher
  • The guy who fucked my girlfriend in 11th grade while I was in the other room
  • My 11th grade girlfriend
  • Everyone who works on Wall Street
  • George H. Bush
  • George W. Bush
  • Laura Bush
  • Nancy Reagan
  • Ronald Regan’s corpse
  • Rush Limbaugh
  • Bill O’Reilly
  • Everyone who works for the DEA
  • Miley Cyrus
  • Bill Ray Cyrus
  • The creators of Real World/Road Rules and Real World vs Road Rules
  • People on Facebook who update their status on Facebook with “it’s almost the weekend” when it is only Wednesday

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    Now this is what I call news.

    Can you believe that Iran’s Ahmadinejad is coming to the United States?  And being allowed to speak freely?  What gives him the right to do that?

    Look at that.  The Swing States’ are split just like they were in 2004.  I wonder why? Doesn’t matter.  Future President John McCain, do everything in your power to win this elect (only do it the legal way…we don’t want another Florida on our hands. Remember the Rodney King trials…that’s all I’m saying)

    And look at Bill Clinton.  God that is just gross.  Hey Bill…why don’t you get a picture, it will last longer.  Nobody falls for that face.  It is just…so…..beautiful.

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    The liberal New York Times has an editorial on its website bashing John McCain.  (What’s new?)  The interesting part about this article isn’t the name calling but who they inadvertently blame for our economic problems:

    For all his fiery calls last week for a Wall Street crackdown, McCain opposed the very regulations that might have helped avert the current catastrophe. In 1999, he supported a law co-authored by Gramm (and ultimately signed by Bill Clinton) that revoked the New Deal reforms intended to prevent commercial banks, insurance companies and investment banks from mingling their businesses. Equally laughable is the McCain-Palin ticket’s born-again outrage over the greed of Wall Street C.E.O.’s. When McCain’s chief financial surrogate, Fiorina, was fired as Hewlett-Packard’s chief executive after a 50 percent drop in shareholders’ value and 20,000 pink slips, she took home a package worth $42 million.

    See America, our failing economy isn’t  George W. Bush’s fault. It is Bill “I Can’t Keep My Dick In My Pants” Clinton’s fault.

    Oh how I love this. Once again the liberal media doesn’t care what kind of lies it tells to the American people.

    Thankfully we have Fox News to keep us informed. God I love Sean Hannity.

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