I hate dirty old men.  (Almost as much as midget ninjas)  Sure they look all sweet and innocent but get a few stiff drinks in them and watch out. So it isn’t shocking to me when ThinkProgress.com is reporting about a note that John McCain wrote to Charles Keating:

The Washington Times reports that in 1986, John McCain wrote a note on House stationery to Charles Keating, chairman of a failed savings and loan association who went to prison in the late 1980s. In the letter, McCain apologized for listing Keating as part of his Senate campaign finance committee. Keating wrote in response: “You can call me anything, write anything or do anything. I’m yours till death do us part“:

Call me anything? Who says that?

Creepy old Republicans who haven’t come out of the closet yet…that’s who.

Side note….Jesus Christ look at those boobies

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This is Barack Obama’s newest ad discussing the economy. (This website has the transcript here )  Obama talks about how he wants to give the middle class an extra thousand dollars a year in tax breaks. (Thanks buddy…now I can properly tith to the Lord)

The funny thing about the ad is how he doesn’t explain where the money will come from.  Obama might of said it somewhere in the ad but I wasn’t listening that hard.  To be honest I really didn’t listen at all.  I tried but Obama is missing two things… beautiful boobies.

Ever since Sarah Palin as entered my life I have a rule..no boobies, no listening.

You would be surprised how much trouble I’ve avoided using this logic.

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