What the fuck is going on here?

Unwed teen mom Bristol Palin did a turnabout Wednesday with her views on teen sex, saying abstinence is a realistic option for teenagers.

Palin, who gave birth to a boy four months ago, told ABC’s “Good Morning America” that she wishes she’d waited to have sex. She said abstinence is a realistic way for teens to avoid unwanted pregnancy.

“Regardless of what I did personally, I just think that abstinence is the only way you can effectively, 100 percent foolproof way you can prevent pregnancy,” the 19-year-old daughter of Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin said.

Who the fuck cares what this little cunt has to say about teen pregnancy?  Why should we listen to her?  Because she had a baby?  Fuck that shit.  There is nothing special about making a baby.  Having a baby only means you were too fucking stupid to either take birth control, use a condom or pull out and swallow the load.

Why can’t we have an honest discussion with teenagers about sex in this fucking country?  What’s so difficult about sitting them down and saying, “Look, I know you’re going to fuck because I was fucking when I was your age.  Just do me a favor, use a condom and birth control.  It isn’t that hard.  All you have to do is pop a pill and roll a rubber on your dick.  That’s it.  And you know what?  Not only will it protect you from making a goddamn baby, it will reduce your risk of catching herpes.”

Of course we can’t discuss this issue with teenagers because we’re too busy arguing over stupid shit like this.

Goddammit.  I can’t handle all of these stupid cunts trying to force their retarded beliefs down the public’s throat.  I’ve got to go smoke a joint and jerk off to some old school 80′s porn before I flip out and beat the shit out of Elizabeth Hasselbeck.

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Role playing time. Let’s say you have a 17 year-old daughter and she runs to you crying because she just found out she’s pregnant.  After calming her down by punching her in the face several times because she didn’t make the guy wear a condom or at least pull out, you ask her who the father is and she tells you he’s an 18 year-old high school drop out who’s mom just got arrest on felony drug charges. What do you do?

If you’re Sarah Palin, you pop open a bottle of your favorite beer and celebrate.

The daughter of former vice presidential candidate Sarah Palin gave birth to a son this past weekend.

Bristol Palin, 18, gave birth to Tripp Easton Mitchell Johnston on Saturday. He weighed 7 pounds, 7 ounces.

Sarah Palin and her husband, Todd, have five children ranging in age from son Trig, 7 months, to son Track, 19. In between are daughters Willow, 14; Piper, 7; and Bristol.

Why the fuck is Tripp spelled with two p’s?   Is that supposed to be cute?  Are they trying to make the name stand out? And why name him that?   Isn’t there enough people in the family who’s name begins with the letter T? Todd, Track, Trig, and now Tripp.  I’m at a loss of words on how fucking stupid those names are.

Goddamnit I hate babies.  People want to pretend like it’s a miracle when they are born but it isn’t. A dick threw up in a vagina.  That’s it.  Any retard can make a baby.  Watch the movie I Am Sam if you don’t believe me.

Fuck I’m so pissed right now.   Not at the baby.  I’m pretty sure if the baby knew he was going to be born to a 17 year-old mom and her 18 year-old high school drop out fuck buddy, he would have tried to strangle himself with the umbilical cord. No I’m pissed because retards are reproducing.

This is the beginning of the end folks…retards are fucking…Christ this blows….

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