Mon 12 Oct, 2009
What are the odds of the Pope following through on this amazing idea?
Tags: Catholic Church, Pope, Sarah Silverman, This is the greatest idea ever
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Thu 29 Jan, 2009
Because he’s whining like a worthless bitch.
While President Obama’s special envoy tries to broker peace in the Middle East and the White House dangles an olive branch before a near-nuclear Iran, a new foreign policy confrontation is in the making — with the Vatican.
After he ended a ban last week on federal funding to international groups that perform or promote abortions, Obama is taking heat from the Roman Catholic Church, that political powerhouse based overseas.
“Among the many good things that he could have done, Barack Obama instead chose the worst,” said Monsignor Elio Sgreccia, a top official with the Vatican’s Pontifical Academy for Life.
“If this is one of President Obama’s first acts, I have to say, in all due respect, that we’re heading quickly toward disappointment,” said Monsignor Rino Fisichella, who heads the Academy.
Get the fuck out of here with that shit. The worst he could do? The Catholic Church has the balls to say that? After the boy fucking issue? They honestly think they can sit there and tell Barack Obama what to do?
Hey Pope whatever the fucking number you are now, how about you do something worthwhile with your power instead of complaining like that hooker who didn’t want to do anal with me last night? Like changing the churches stance on condoms so all those horny bastards in Africa can stop spreading AIDS. Or how about you kick out all of those child fuckers from the church instead of relocating them. Or how about you allow homeless people to live in those big fucking churches you build instead of on the streets.
I’m sick and tired of people talking about the Pope as if he’s the smartest man in the world. Look at that fucking picture. He looks retarded. I don’t believe in God but if I did, I think He’d pick someone who didn’t invoke the image of that special kid in second grade who pissed his pants every time he looked in the mirror to be His go to guy on Earth.
This guy is a fucking joke. He sits around all day in white robes and wears a stupid ass hat and tells people that God has spoken to him. What a bunch of shit. If I tell people that God spoke to me, I’d be in a fucking nut house. Yet this stupid old cock has millions and millions of followers. How is that possible?
The sole reason why the Pope cares about abortion is if people do it, it cuts into the Catholic Church’s supply of little boys. So fuck the Catholic Church and their stupid fucking views. Maybe if there aren’t anymore kids to fuck, the Catholic Church will have to reverse their stupid fucking stance on masturbation…
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