Could someone explain to me why these cunts aren’t in jail?

Senators who oversee the $700 billion Wall Street rescue package held stocks in many of the banks bailed out towards the end of last year, according to financial disclosure reports released Friday.

According to the reports detailing senators’ finances in 2008, nearly half of the members of the Senate Banking Committee had holdings in financial institutions that have taken funds from the Troubled Asset Relief Program (TARP). The panel has jurisdiction over the bailout fund and other relief efforts directed by federal regulators to save the nation’s financial system.

Nevermind. I know why these pussies aren’t in jail. These twats aren’t in jail because most Americans don’t give a shit about this kind of stuff.

They don’t give a shit about Sen. Tim Johnson having $115,000 dollars in Bank of America stocks. They don’t give a shit about Sen. Chuck Schumer having $50,000 dollars in Morgan Stanley stocks and $15,000 dollars in Citibank stocks. They don’t give a shit about Sen. David Vitter having $15,000 dollars in Goldman Sachs, Bank of America and JP Morgan Chase stocks.

Most Americans don’t give a shit about this kind of stuff because they’re too busy watching that goddamn Jon and Kate plus 8 show. I mean, Jesus fucking Christ, more Americans care about some worthless cunt raising eight goddamn kids than they are about the government stealing their money and giving it to the rich.

But this isn’t surprising since most Americans are to fucking stupid to care about shit like this. And maybe that’s what I need to do.

Maybe I need to stop caring about issues like illegal wars, mutilple bailouts, and political corruption. Maybe I need to stop thinking for myself and let radio and television personalities tell me what to think.

Or maybe I should try to educate Americans. Maybe I should try to show them how bad the government is fucking them over. Maybe I should try to explain to them how issues like gay marriage, gun control and abortion are distracting them from the real problems of illegal wars, mutilple bailouts, and political corruption.

Who the fuck am I kidding? I’m not going to do any of that shit. Besides, do you know how fucking stupid most Americans are? I mean, most Americans thought David Letterman was talking about Sarah Palin’s 14-year-old daughter getting raped by Alex Rodriguez for fuck’s sake.

So fuck all this rhetorical bullshit. I’m just going to continue to do what I’ve always done: smoke weed, jerk-off to some classic 80′s porn, and cry myself to sleep.

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So the FBI infiltrated a group of poor black men, gave them fake C4 and faulty stringer missiles, and arrested them last night when they tried to blow up two Jewish synagogues and a couple of military planes. What did New York Senator Chuck Schumer have to say about this?

“If there can be any good news from this terror scare it’s that this group was relatively unsophisticated, penetrated early, and not connected to another terrorist group,” said Sen. Chuck Schumer (D-N.Y.). “This incident shows that we must always be vigilant against terrorism, foreign or domestic.”

Chuck Schumer -you sir are a fucking idiot.

The FBI knew about this entire plan for a fucking year, so it can’t be terrorism. It was the FBI that planted the agent in the group. It was the FBI that gave the group the idea about blowing up Jewish synagogues and military planes. It was the FBI that supplied the group with fake C4 and faulty stinger missiles. It was the FBI that arrested the group when they went to carry out their plan.

And shouldn’t the FBI be doing something more productive with their time? Like arresting the rich white fucks that have destroyed the world’s economy and stolen billions of taxpayers’s dollars?

Update: Goddammit I love when I’m right.

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Tags: Chuck Schumer, FBI, Fuck Chuck Schumer, Fuck the FBI, Terrorist
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