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It has been a crazy week thus far so I wanted to point out some stories that might have slipped past your radar.

Paling doesn’t know Africa – Big deal. I couldn’t tell you where the second largest continent was either.  I don’t care about this either.  The only news about Sarah Palin I want to hear is when she graces the cover of Playboy.  Until then…fuck her.

Crazy Christians after Obama – Those ‘God Hates Fags‘ asshats are going to protest Barack Obama’s grandmother’s funeral. I’m guessing they really hate Death and are showing their disapproval by protesting.  If Death has a change of heart and brings back Obama’s grandmother, these cockmunchers can protest my funeral.

Stock Market is doing just fine – I’m kidding. It’s tanking again. Fun times.

I’m moving to Massachusetts – I can’t wait to see a Red Soxs game stoned…at Fenway.

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And these are the straight ones.

And these are the striaght ones.

…and people are against it?  Hard to believe?  I thought so too…that’s why I had to read the article, “Californians go to war over proposed gay-marriage ban” twice:

There is little suspense over the presidential race here, but a ballot initiative to overturn gay marriage is garnering the attention of politicians, activists and big spenders.

Proposition 8, which would amend California’s constitution to define marriage as between a man and a woman, was put on the ballot after a state Supreme Court ruling in May said a ban on gay marriage was unconstitutional.

Why declare war on a group of people who want to be with a person they love for the rest of their life?  Shouldn’t we encourage that?

The charges have stirred grass-roots campaigning by people who aren’t normally involved in campaigns. William Adams, 51, of Irvine has festooned his Chevy pickup with hand-drawn wooden signs urging a vote for Prop 8 and declaring it a matter of parents’ rights to control what kids are exposed to.

Adams says he fears his church, the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints, could be sued for discrimination for not recognizing gay couples.

“We’re not afraid of the homosexual movement; We are afraid of the government,” Adams says.

He has planted more than 50 yard signs and led groups of others in knocking on doors for votes for Prop 8. The door-to-door canvassing, as well as telephone voter-turnout efforts, are organized by his Mormon ward, or local church, Adams says.

Isn’t it funny that the people of California seek marriage advice from a Mormon. Hey, little trivia for you; Did you know that Mormons practiced polygamy?  Yep.  If you were Mormon, you could have one, two, five, or ten wives.  I’m glad they’re helping.  They know a thing or to about a Christ-like marriage.

Brown, the spokeswoman for Yes on 8, estimates 40% or more of the $28 million the group reported raising by Oct. 18 had come from Mormon donors. But she says the coalition to overturn gay marriage is broad and even includes groups that tend to vote Democratic.

“We expect turnout in the African-American community to be an asset to us,” she says.

Who knew that black people are homophobic?  I didn’t.

Brown hopes that after Tuesday, gay marriage will be history in California. “We really are at a cultural crossroads in America where we are going to be forced one way or another to decide whether the rights of children or the rights of gay adults are going to come first,” Brown says.
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I wonder how much would get done around in this country (Health Care, Social Security, Bringing home the troops, etc…) if people didn’t care who was fucking who….

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I had more respect for You , Jesus. Come on Man…spying on women while they work out?  As a water stain?

What’s happened to you?  You went from getting Your feet washed by medieval groupies to spying on fat, middle aged, country, white women.  Has it been that long since You last got some or have you developed a taste for women with extra meat on their bones?  I mean because I don’t judge…You taught me that, so you know….

Anyways.  Why did You show up in a crappy gym like that?  You couldn’t show up in some gym out in California?   You know, the ones where Hollywood stars go to get in shape? I mean I know how they just passed a law allowing gay marriage but even You have to enjoy seeing two sexy females cleaning each others’ carpet.  Right?  I mean I know You’ve seen some shit in Your day.

I….I….I’m sorry Lord. I didn’t mean to say that shit. And I didn’t mean to use the word shit. And I really didn’t mean to say it again.  I also didn’t mean to imply that You enjoy watching two consenting adults express their love for one another while in their own home.

Wha….what I’m trying to say is, I  just think You can do better.  You are Lord Jesus.  The Lamb of God.  The Long Hair Messiah.  You can do anything you want.

I’m sure You are just trying to keep us on our toes and we appreciate it.  It let’s us know that you are real and not some fairy tale our ancestors made up in order to keep their kids from misbehaving.

But just in case You were being serious, we’ll keep this our little secret.  Okay?  Good.

Because if Your Father found out about this….let’s just say that You’d be wishing your name was Job before He was done with You.

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