Who’s giving David Gregory a run for his money on not asking tough questions:

TAPPER: I know you can’t discuss certain classified operations or even acknowledge them, but even since you’ve been here today, we’ve heard about another drone strike in Pakistan and there’s been much criticism of the predator drone program, of the CIA. The United Nations official Phil Alston earlier this month said quote, “In a situation in which there is no disclosure of who has been killed for what reason and whether innocent civilians have died, the legal principle of international accountability is by definition comprehensibly violated.” Will you give us your personal assurance that everything the CIA is doing in Pakistan is compliant with U.S. and international law?

PANETTA: There is no question that we are abiding by international law and the law of war. Look, the United States of America on 9/11 was attacked by Al Qaida. They killed 3,000 innocent men and women in this country. We have a duty, we have a responsibility, to defend this country so that Al Qaida never conducts that kind of attack again. Does that make some of the Al Qaida and their supporters uncomfortable? Does it make them angry? Yes, it probably does. But that means that we’re doing our job. We have a responsibility to defend this country and that’s what we’re doing. And anyone who suggests that somehow we’re employing other tactics here that somehow violate international law are dead wrong. What we’re doing is defending this country. That’s what our operations are all about.

TAPPER: I’d like to move on to Iran, just because that consumes a lot of your time as director of the CIA. Do you think these latest sanctions will dissuade the Iranians from trying to enrich uranium?

Really Jake? You’re really going to move on to Iran after Leon Panetta said he’s protecting this country by dropping bombs on innocent Afghan civilians? For Christ’s sake man, sack up and ask Panetta a follow up question.

Don’t have a follow up question? I’ve got a couple: ask him how murdering 92 children in Garani is protecting this country. Ask him how torturing prisoners at Bagram air base is protecting this country. Ask him how giving Blackwater hundreds of millions of taxpayers’ dollars is protecting this country. Or you could ask him WHERE THE FUCK ARE THE IRAQI WMDS BITCH?! WE’VE BEEN LOOKING FOR 7 GODDAMN YEARS, AND YOU HAVEN’T FOUND SHIT!

Of course asking any of these questions would mean you have Michael Hastings size balls.

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I’m shocked:

Well, it’s official now: John Kiriakou, the former CIA operative who affirmed claims that waterboarding quickly unloosed the tongues of hard-core terrorists, says he didn’t know what he was talking about.

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Now comes John Kiriakou, again, with a wholly different story. On the next-to-last page of a new memoir, The Reluctant Spy: My Secret Life in the CIA’s War on Terror (written with Michael Ruby), Kiriakou now rather off handedly admits that he basically made it all up.

“What I told Brian Ross in late 2007 was wrong on a couple counts,” he writes. “I suggested that Abu Zubaydah had lasted only thirty or thirty-five seconds during his waterboarding before he begged his interrogators to stop; after that, I said he opened up and gave the agency actionable intelligence.”

But never mind, he says now.

“I wasn’t there when the interrogation took place; instead, I relied on what I’d heard and read inside the agency at the time.”

So what, now you’re going to tell me the CIA lied about Iraq having weapons of mass destruction and that Nancy Pelosi was right when she said the CIA lied to her?

Oh goddamn it..

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I thought I would provide a list of nations our government has fucked since we’re about to bomb Yemen again.

Here’s a list of nations we’ve bombed:

-Korea and China 1950-53 (Korean War)
-Guatemala 1954
-Indonesia 1958
-Cuba 1959-1961
-Guatemala 1960
-Congo 1964
-Laos 1964-73
-Vietnam 1961-73
-Cambodia 1969-70
-Guatemala 1967-69
-Grenada 1983
-Lebanon 1983, 1984 (both Lebanese and Syrian targets)
-Libya 1986
-El Salvador 1980s
-Nicaragua 1980s
-Iran 1987
-Panama 1989
-Iraq 1991-present
-Kuwait 1991
-Somalia 1993
-Bosnia 1994, 1995
-Sudan 1998
-Afghanistan 1998
-Yugoslavia 1999
-Yemen 2002
-Afghanistan 2001-present
-Pakistan 2007-present

And here’s a list of nations where our government has taken a “hands off” approach:

-1947: Greece (military aid to Greece to support right-wing forces)
-1948: Italy (CIA corrupts democratic elections)
-1953: Iran (CIA overthrows the democratically elected Mohammed Mossadegh in a military coup)
-1954: Guatemala (CIA overthrows the democratically elected Jacob Arbenz in a military coup)
-1954-1958: North Vietnam (CIA’s continuing failure results in escalating American intervention and finally the Vietnam War)
-1956: Hungary (Radio Free Europe incites Hungary to revolt by broadcasting Khruschev’s Secret Speech, The conflict kills 7,000 Soviets and 30,000 Hungarians)
-1957-1973: Laos (CIA carries out approximately one coup per year trying to nullify Laos’ democratic elections)
-1959: Haiti (U.S. military helps “Papa Doc” Duvalier become dictator of Haiti)
-1961: Cuba (CIA sends 1,500 Cuban exiles to invade Castro’s Cuba)
-1961: Dominican Republic (CIA assassinates Rafael Trujillo, a murderous dictator Washington has supported since 1930)
-1961: Ecuador (CIA-backed military forces the democratically elected President Jose Velasco to resign)
-1961: Congo (CIA assassinates the democratically elected Patrice Lumumba)
-1963: Dominican Republic (CIA overthrows the democratically elected Juan Bosch in a military coup)
-1963: Ecuador (CIA-backed military coup overthrows President Arosemana)
-1964: Brazil (CIA-backed military coup overthrows the democratically elected government of Joao Goulart)
-1965: Indonesia (IA overthrows the democratically elected Sukarno with a military coup)
-1965: Dominican Republic (A popular rebellion breaks out, promising to reinstall Juan Bosch as the country’s elected leader. The revolution is crushed when U.S. Marines land to uphold the military regime by force)
-1965: Greece (With the CIA’s backing, the king removes George Papandreous as prime minister)
-1965: Congo (CIA-backed military coup installs Mobutu Sese Seko as dictator)
-1967: Greece (CIA-backed military coup overthrows the government two days before the elections)
-1968: Bolivia (CIA-organized military operation captures legendary guerilla Che Guevara)
-1969: Uruguay (right-wing forces previously used torture only as a last resort, CIA convinces them to use it as a routine)
-1970: Cambodia (CIA overthrows Prince Sihanouk, who is highly popular among Cambodians for keeping them out of the Vietnam War)
-1971: Bolivia (CIA-backed military coup overthrows the leftist President Juan Torres)
-1971: Haiti (“Papa Doc” Duvalier dies, leaving his 19-year old son “Baby Doc” Duvalier the dictator of Haiti. His son continues his bloody reign with full knowledge of the CIA)
-1973: Chile (CIA overthrows and assassinates Salvador Allende)
-1975: Australia (CIA helps topple the democratically elected, left-leaning government of Prime Minister Edward Whitlam)
-1975: Angola (CIA backs the brutal leader of UNITAS, Jonas Savimbi)
-1979: Iran (CIA fails to predict the fall of the Shah of Iran, a longtime CIA puppet, and the rise of Muslim fundamentalists who are furious at the CIA’s backing of SAVAK)
-1979: El Salvador (military officers, repulsed by the massacres, overthrows the right-wing government. However, the U.S. compels the inexperienced officers to include many of the old guard in key positions in their new government leading to new massacres)
-1979: Nicaragua (CIA-backed guerilla war against the Sandinista government throughout the 1980s)
-1981: Iran (CIA’s Freedom Fighter’s Manual disbursed to the Contras includes instruction on economic sabotage, propaganda, extortion, bribery, blackmail, interrogation, torture, murder and political assassination)
-1983: Honduras (CIA gives Honduran military officers the Human Resource Exploitation Training)
-1986: Haiti (CIA tries to strengthen the military by creating the National Intelligence Service (SIN), which suppresses popular revolt through torture and assassination)
-1989: Panama (U.S. invades Panama to overthrow a dictator of its own making, General Manuel Noriega)

Thank God for our military. Without them brown people wouldn’t fear us.

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First we find out Blackwater killed a couple of whistle blowers, then we find out they forced little girls to swallow soldiers’ cocks for a buck, and now we find out they were apart of the CIA’s assassination program.

The New York Times quotes current and ex-government officials as saying Blackwater helped the CIA with planning, training and surveillance.

The New York Times reports that the CIA did not have a formal contract with Blackwater for the programme to locate and kill senior members of al-Qaeda.

Instead, they had individual agreements with top officials in the firm, the paper goes on to say.

Where’s the outrage? Where are the angry mobs filling Congressional town halls and asking questions like: “Why do you continue to give my money to these evil, hateful Nazi companies? Why does Obama continue to fund these Nazi-like companies that rape and murder innocent civilians? Why do you support Obama when it comes to his Nazi military plan in Iraq? Why are you a Nazi appeaser? Why do you hate this country?”

Oh, that’s right, it’s because they’re too fucking busy bitching about the government wanting to use their tax dollars to help the sick. They’re too fucking busy screaming random shit about “death panels” and “rationing programs” to care about the billions of dollars being given to companies who are allowed to kill anyone they want without repercussions. They’re too fucking busy bitching about how America has the best health care in the world, if we don’t count France, Italy, San Marino, Andorra, Malta, Singapore, Spain, Oman, Austria, Japan, Norway, Portugal, Monaco, Greece, Iceland, Luxembourg, Netherlands, United Kingdom, Ireland, Switzerland, Belgium, Colombia, Sweden, Cyprus, Germany, Saudi Arabia, United Arab Emirates, Israel, Morocco, Canada, Finland, Australia, Chile, Denmark, Dominica, and Costa Rica.

And they’re too fucking busy screaming “Heil Hitler” at a Jewish guy who’s talking about how great universal health care is.

Only in America will people scream and shout at their government for wanting to provide health care for poor people, yet sit with their thumbs up their asses when their government hands out billions of dollars in no-bid contracts to companies that smuggle illegal weapons into war zones, force innocent girls into prostitution, and form small assassination squads.

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We finally have enough information about torture to start arresting motherfuckers.

CIA Inspector General John Helgerson raised concerns in a 2004 top-secret report his office prepared about the legality of the interrogation techniques agency interrogators used against admitted 9/11 mastermind Khalid Sheikh Mohammed.

In the report, Helgerson concluded that the CIA’s “enhanced interrogation” program “appeared to constitute cruel, inhumane and degrading treatment, as defined by the International Convention Against Torture” and the interrogation of Mohammed “could expose agency officers to legal liability,” according to a Nov. 9, 2005 report published in the New York Times.

Now, thanks to the release last week of four Justice Department “torture” memos Helgerson’s concerns make sense.

Fuck yeah.  Let’s go after those bitches who did this shit in our name.  Let’s go after those bitches who waterboarded Khalid Sheik Mohammed 183 times in a month.  Let’s go after those bitches who electrocuted detainees’ genitals with car batteries.  Let’s go after those bitches who slammed detainees’ heads into walls.  Let’s go President Obama, I want fucking justice and I want it now.

What?  He isn’t going to go after those bitches who did this shit?  Why not?

“This is a time for reflection, not retribution,” Obama said in a statement. “We have been through a dark and painful chapter in our history. But at a time of great challenges and disturbing disunity, nothing will be gained by spending our time and energy laying blame for the past.”

Alright, well um, I’m sure President Obama has a good reason for it.  I mean, if he went after those bitches who did this, then the CIA would withhold important information about future attacks.  And President Obama doesn’t want that to happen because it puts the American people at risk.  Of course he could just tell the CIA how fucking childish they’re acting, but he’s trying to be diplomatic about this.  So I’m going to give President Obama the benefit of the doubt.

But this means Obama’s going to go after the big dogs.   The ones who allowed those bitches to use torture.  Bush, Cheney, Yoo, Bybee, Gonzales, and Rumsfeld.  These are the motherfuckers that allowed this shit to happen.  Let’s go Obama.  Let Lady Justice strap on her 13-inch colorless dildo and  butt fuck these evil, sadistic cunts.

Goddammit.  Are you serious?  What excuse has he given now?

President Barack Obama does not intend to prosecute Bush administration officials who devised the policies that led to the harsh interrogation of suspected terrorists, White House chief of staff Rahm Emanuel said Sunday.

Asked Sunday on ABC’s “This Week” about the fate of those officials, Emanuel said the president believes they “should not be prosecuted either and that’s not the place that we go.”

This man is a fucking pussy.  The Democrats are fucking pussies.  The Republicans spent an entire decade prosecuting a Democratic president for getting a blow job in the Oval Office, yet the Democrats shove their thumbs up their asses when a Republican president signs off on the torture of thousands of people.

And why hasn’t the media done anything about this?  Why hasn’t some reporter ask, “Yeah, um, Mr. President – these guys broke the law and tortured the shit out of a bunch of colored people.  Why aren’t you doing anything about it?”

Oh that’s right, it’s because the media is to busy talking about Obama shaking hands with some dickbag.

But let’s be honest, this nation really doesn’t care about how we treat colored people during war.  I mean, out of the many wars we’ve fought, this nation only cares about how we treat our enemies when they’re white.  Like in the American Revolution, the Civil War, WWI, WW2, and the Cold War.

The rest of the wars – the Indian Wars, the Mexican-American War, the Spanish-American War, the U.S. Intervention in Samoan Civil War, the U.S.-Philippine War, the Korean War, the Vietnam War, the U.S. Invasion of Grenada, the U.S. Invasion of Panama, the first Iraq War, the Kosovo War, and the second Iraq War – were against colored people, and we did some really fucked up things to those color people.

So I don’t know why I’m upset about Obama’s decision.  I guess it’s because instead of a white man not caring about what we do to colored people, it’s a black man that doesn’t care about what we do to colored people.

But what the fuck can I do about it?  Not a goddamn thing.  So instead of getting angry at how fucked up our government is, and how they don’t give a shit about anyone who isn’t rich, white, and powerful – I’m going to go smoke a bowl and jerk off to some internet porn. You know, to relieve some anger….

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Our government doesn’t like sex in America but they want to spread the love overseas.

In an effort to win over fickle warlords and chieftains in Afghanistan and get information from them, CIA officials are handing out Viagra pills in exchange for their cooperation, the Washington Post reports.

“Whatever it takes to make friends and influence people – whether it’s building a school or handing out Viagra,” an agency operative, speaking on the condition of anonymity, told the Post.

That’s right people, we have spent over one trillion dollars and sacrificed over 4,000 American lives so  men who can’t get it up in the Middle East can fuck.

Jesus Christ.

Do they really think this will help with the “War on Terror”?  Do they think those men are going to come together and say, “Guys, we might have been wrong about America.  They knew our dicks weren’t working and instead of taking away our heroin and forcing us to exercise, like they do to their own people, they’ve decided to give us a pill that allows us to stay hard up to four hours.  And it isn’t that cheap ass Cialis they’re always showing during Monday Night Football.  I say we just stop fight and start fucking.  Who’s with me?”

Our soldiers are fucked and you can except the number of their deaths to go up.  Why?  Because we’ve just told the entire world that the men we are fighting can’t get hard.  Do you have any idea how damaging that is to the male ego?  They are now the laughing stock of the world.

Plus this shows us how fucking stupid our government is.  They want us to believe that these evil, ruthless, godless men will someone how get a nuclear weapon on the black market and blow up a good portion of our great nation,  yet they don’t know where to go to get an erection pill?

Give me a fucking break.  Our “elected” officials are nothing more than  rich, arrogant, stupid, pussified, pieces of shit and they should be taken out back, skull fucked and shot at the base of the neck.

If there was a God this would happen but since there isn’t, I’ll settle for an underage sex sting…

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