Could someone explain to me why these cunts aren’t in jail?

Senators who oversee the $700 billion Wall Street rescue package held stocks in many of the banks bailed out towards the end of last year, according to financial disclosure reports released Friday.

According to the reports detailing senators’ finances in 2008, nearly half of the members of the Senate Banking Committee had holdings in financial institutions that have taken funds from the Troubled Asset Relief Program (TARP). The panel has jurisdiction over the bailout fund and other relief efforts directed by federal regulators to save the nation’s financial system.

Nevermind. I know why these pussies aren’t in jail. These twats aren’t in jail because most Americans don’t give a shit about this kind of stuff.

They don’t give a shit about Sen. Tim Johnson having $115,000 dollars in Bank of America stocks. They don’t give a shit about Sen. Chuck Schumer having $50,000 dollars in Morgan Stanley stocks and $15,000 dollars in Citibank stocks. They don’t give a shit about Sen. David Vitter having $15,000 dollars in Goldman Sachs, Bank of America and JP Morgan Chase stocks.

Most Americans don’t give a shit about this kind of stuff because they’re too busy watching that goddamn Jon and Kate plus 8 show. I mean, Jesus fucking Christ, more Americans care about some worthless cunt raising eight goddamn kids than they are about the government stealing their money and giving it to the rich.

But this isn’t surprising since most Americans are to fucking stupid to care about shit like this. And maybe that’s what I need to do.

Maybe I need to stop caring about issues like illegal wars, mutilple bailouts, and political corruption. Maybe I need to stop thinking for myself and let radio and television personalities tell me what to think.

Or maybe I should try to educate Americans. Maybe I should try to show them how bad the government is fucking them over. Maybe I should try to explain to them how issues like gay marriage, gun control and abortion are distracting them from the real problems of illegal wars, mutilple bailouts, and political corruption.

Who the fuck am I kidding? I’m not going to do any of that shit. Besides, do you know how fucking stupid most Americans are? I mean, most Americans thought David Letterman was talking about Sarah Palin’s 14-year-old daughter getting raped by Alex Rodriguez for fuck’s sake.

So fuck all this rhetorical bullshit. I’m just going to continue to do what I’ve always done: smoke weed, jerk-off to some classic 80′s porn, and cry myself to sleep.

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You’ve just gotten a taste of how this torture shit is going to play out.

Liberal activists are pressing for the impeachment of federal Judge Jay Bybee over the Bush administration’s “torture memos” in part because there is virtually nothing that President Barack Obama, congressional Republicans or conservative Senate Democrats can do to stop the process from getting underway.

Ah, yes, the classic Washington “Us verses Them” bullshit.  Where the Democrats will say things like, “This is outrageous.  How is this man a federal judge?  He signed a memo giving permission to waterboard detainees, stick their heads in a box full of bugs, slam their heads into a wall, slap them, and deprive them of sleep.  How can this man say he will uphold the Constitution when he shat on its chest 7 years ago?”

And the Republicans will respond with, “Fuck that.  There were high ranking Democrats who knew we were torturing those nasty brown pieces of shit in Iraq and Afghanistan.  Did they object?  Fuck no.  They were too busy getting paid thousands of dollars by lobbyists to care about the fucked up shit we were doing to people.  If they’re going to impeach anyone it should be their own goddamn selves.”

Think I’m lying?  Read this shit :

Republicans are pushing back. The Judiciary Committee’s ranking member, Rep. Lamar Smith (R-Texas), warned that Democratic leaders also would also come under scrutiny. He said Podesta should also pursue House Speaker Nancy Pelosi over her lack of action following classified briefings she received on the interrogation techniques.

“If he wants to be absolutely fair, he ought to ask the speaker to resign as well,” Smith told POLITICO on Monday. “Clearly, any attorney should be able to offer their legal advice and give their best counsel to a president and to an administration without fear of someone trying to reach back and impeach them when they get to a higher office.”

So it looks like nothing is going to change.  Rich, powerful white people will continue to torture  poor brown people.  The media will continue to make this a Republicans vs. Democrats issue.  And Americans could care less because they are too busy worrying about the stupid fucking swine flu.

You know…business as usual…

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This has to be a lie.

In the midst of the congressional outrage over bonuses and bailouts, many of the very firms who benefited from TARP funds are still making political donations. And the politicians are still taking them.

According to the latest F.E.C. data for February, several members of Congress who have been critical of the federal government’s bailout of U.S. companies have received campaign contributions just in the last six weeks – from the firms they bailed out.

What does this say about our government?  That they really don’t care about us?   That they really enjoy butt fucking us?  That they really can do whatever they want because we won’t do a goddamn thing about it except weep in our pillows at night?

How are we supposed to react when we see Senators Jim DeMint(R), Tom Carper(D), and Jeff Merkley(D)  each receiving 6,000 dollars for their campaigns?  What can we do when House Representatives Richard Neal(D), Eric Cantor(R), and John Boehner(R) receive a total of 32,500 dollars from companies we’ve bailed out?  How can we compete with companies who are using our money to bribe our politicians into giving them more of our money?

No – no I don’t believe it.  I can’t.  Because if this was really happening the media would be all over it.  Right?

I mean, the Media get’s a hard-on every time a corruption story comes along.  They live for this kind of stuff.  This is how they make a name for themselves.  Did the Media sit on its hands when Richard Nixon was  making the Constitution gag on his old cock?  No.  Did the Media turn a blind eye when Bill Clinton was getting his dick sucked in the White House by some fat chick?  No.  So the Media wouldn’t sit around with their thumbs up their asses when our government and their corporate buddies are gangbanging us.  The Media cares about us too much.

And our government cares about us too.  They trust us, and we trust them.  Otherwise, why would we let our government torture terrorist,  illegally wiretap us,  illegally detain suspects, control the internet, bailout Wall Street, bailout the auto industry, continue the War of Drugs, keep gay people from getting married, continue to send hundreds of thousands of troops to the Middle East, and shit on the Constitution in our name?

Man, I need to calm the fuck down.  You know what?  I’m going to go smoke a joint, jerk-off to some 80′s porn, and play some Sid Meier’s Civilization Revolution for the Xbox 360.  Yeah – that should calm me down…

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I was starting to worry President Obama didn’t care about my nonexistent child’s safety.

The Cybersecurity Act of 2009 introduced in the Senate would allow the president to shut down private Internet networks. The legislation also calls for the government to have the authority to demand security data from private networks without regard to any provision of law, regulation, rule or policy restricting such access.

Thank the invisible man in the sky.  I was starting to worry.  I mean, what would happen if some pimple faced Chinese teenager decided to hack into the mainframe of the Department of Defense, and steal all our secret weapon designs?  How would we be able to defeat the Chinese in WW3 when they’re using the same weapons we are?  Or what would happen if some creepy Russian child prodigy decided to shut off our electricity and force us to live like the majority of Iraqis?  How will we live without being able to get on our computer to see which up-and-coming Hollywood celebrity has a new sex tape?  Or what would happen if some poor Indian boy decided to shut down our banking system and force millions of Americans out of their jobs?  How would we be able to afford that seventh iPhone or the new Macbook?

I’ll tell you want would happen – we’d be running around naked in the streets screaming, “Holy fucking shit.  We are so fucked right now.  I’m so scared about my safety that I just shat myself.  We are all going to die.”

There’s no way we can let this happen.  For God’s sake, we’re talking about National Security here.  The entire American population is under attack every day from these crazy freedom-hating bastards.  And what’s the only thing stopping these attacks?  Windows defender?  Please.

We need something stronger.  We need something that will protect us from everything.  Something that will be awake and alert when we are asleep.  Something that will know what’s best for us, even when we don’t.   Our government knows this and that’s why they’re creating a position with ultimate power over the internet to protect us from those bastards who hate us.

So I hope this law passes.

In fact – I pray this law passes.  Because I don’t know what I would do if my country, the greatest, bestest, freest, lovingest, caringest, amazingest, beautifulest, wonderfulest, most God -fearingest place on the face of the Earth, would come under attack.  I…I just don’t want to think about it.

(Ed. note – Here’s the last link for my 3 international readers.)

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But he really should just shut the fuck up.  He doesn’t want to help the American people.  Not really.  If he truly cared about the American people, he could easily end wasteful spending and stimulate the economy without spending taxpayers’ dollars.

If he wanted to help the American people, he would end the fucking War on Drugs that cost 40 billion dollars a year.  If he wanted to help the American people, he would stop spending billions of dollars over in Iraqi.  If he wanted to help the American people, he wouldn’t go to war in Afghanistan when it isn’t winnable.  If he wanted to help the American people, he wouldn’t have increased the defense budget by 8 percent.  If he wanted to help the American people, he wouldn’t give any more money to the banks.  If he wanted to help the American people, he wouldn’t appoint assholes from the Fed who caused this mess.  If he wanted to help the American people, he would throw those business fucks on Wall Street in jail for stealing.

But he doesn’t want to help the American people.  The only reason why he wants to push this bill through is because there’s a shit ton of programs the Democrats want that are included in it.  It’s like Rahm Emanuel says,”Never let a serious crisis go to waste. What I mean by that is it’s an opportunity to do things you couldn’t do before.”

Or was that George Bush who said that?  Shit…well, either way…fuck those two shit stains and fuck Barack Obama.  I’ll start to respect him when he does something that benefits the American people…

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Why else would he give a shitty excuse like this?

Geithner said he was careless in failing to pay $34,000 in Social Security and Medicare taxes from 2001-2004 when he worked for the International Monetary Fund.

He apologized to Congress. “I have paid what I owed,” President Obama’s Treasury pick said. He also paid penalties.

A sheepish Geithner grudgingly told the Senate Finance Committee he “used TurboTax to prepare my returns” in 2001 and 2002.

So Timothy, you’re going to sit there while being interviewing for the Treasury Secretary, the person in charge of helping us get out of this dark economic period, and tell the American people that the reason why you didn’t pay 35,000 dollars in tax was because of some shitty software you used?  Really?  You honestly think that people will believe that a person who used to work for the International Monetary Fund, relies on a piece of 60 dollar software that is sold at Wal-Mart to complete his taxes?

Get the fuck out of here with that bullshit.

You couldn’t lie to us?  You could look into the camera and say, “Senators I’m terrible sorry about this mistake.  You see it was all my fault but I can explain.  If you would look at page 49 of my tax returns and go to section 52, part 2, letter C..Everyone there?  Yeah?  Okay, good.  Now if you look closely…there…you see that?  That’s where I messed up.  I multiplied those two figures but forgot to move the decimal point over.  My bad .”

But no, you blame it on a fucking piece of software.  Why?  Because you got caught gaming the system and you couldn’t be honest, could you?  No.  Why the fuck would you do that?  Why would you want to tell the American people that you purposely cheated the tax system when it’s easier to make up some bullshit story and lie to them instead?  You piece of shit.  I’m glad your stupid fucking reputation is shot to hell.

But you know what else is fucked up about this?  You totally fucked up Turbo Tax’s reputation too.  I’m sure they are about to be sued until my dick grows three feet.   I know I fucking would.  Why?  Because you just blamed your tax problem on their software.  You have just told the American people that it wasn’t your fault for not paying your taxes because Turbo Tax added wrong.  Now when people fail to pay their taxes because it’s too expensive or they feel like they didn’t get a big enough rebate…BOOM…it’s Turbo Tax’s fault.

So fuck you and fuck Barack Obama.

That asshole spent two fucking years  preaching about bring change to Washington and when he finally gets there, what does he do?  He nominates this dickless cunt who’s been fucking stealing from the American people.  Barack Obama is just like those fucking assholes who were in office before him.  The only thing that has change in his administration is  age and skin color, everything else is still the fucking same…

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Tags: Barack Obama, Congress, Fuck everyone in politics, Senate, Timothy Geithner, Treasury, White House
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And someone needs to smack the shit out of them.

President Obama is stressing bipartisanship when it comes to the $900 billion economic stimulus plan being considered in the Senate, and he may get it — in unity of opposition.

Senate Minority Leader Mitch McConnell, R-Ky., said Sunday he “can’t believe that the president isn’t embarrassed about” the stimulus packages that have passed the House and the Senate appropriations and finance committees.

So let me get this straight.  When Wall Street was close to failing and they offered to give Congress the best blow job of their life, the Republicans didn’t have a problem with voting for the bailout.  When the car industry came groveling to Congress and offered to sacrifice their firstborn on the Capital steps, the Republicans didn’t have a problem with voting for the bailout.  But when the American people come begging for help, wearing nothing but a potato sack and clutching their newborn babies to their chest, the Republicans turn up their noses and say, “We want to help but this goes against our ideology.”

What a bunch of shit.

If Republicans really cared about spending money, we wouldn’t be over in Iraqi wasting 3 trillion dollars.  But they don’t.  They don’t give a shit about the American people.  They only care about the rich.

But why don’t people see the Republicans for what they truly are: big, fat, old, white,  I-hate-gays-but-I-get-fucked-in-the-ass-every-night jerkoffs?  Because people are fucking stupid.  They care about how bad they get fucked by their own party as long as they can keep their fucking guns, gays don’t have any rights, and they get to preach about the Sanctity of Life bullshit.

Goddammit I can’t wait till this country goes broke because these fucking idiots are to fucking stupid to notice.  I hope they have to sell their daughters into prostitution and their sons into slavery.  I hope their wives become barren so they don’t produce more stupid fucking kids.  And I hope that the men are forced to sit around street corners, begging for a job that will never come.

I hope all of these things happen since people are too fucking lazy to turn off their goddamn television and read about how they’re getting fucked over.  Oh that’s right, they can’t read because our fucking school system sucks major elephant dick….goddammit we are fucked…

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Tags: Bailout, Barack Obama, Congress, Democrats, Republicans, Republicans don't give a fuck about you, Stimulus Plan, Wall Street
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