Why is the only person making sense about torture a former WWF wrestler? And why is he arguing with this worthless cunt about it?

Why are people in this country pissed off at Nancy Pelosi and Harry Reid for being briefed on torture, but not pissed off at George Bush and Dick Cheney for authorizing torture? Why is Barack Obama not willing to prosecute CIA agents who tortured, but isn’t willing to free soldiers from jail who tortured?

Why is waterboarding considered an enhanced interrogation technique when our government does it, but considered torture when the Vietnamese government does it?

Why has there been more outrage over Micheal Vick torturing dogs, than there has been over the Bush administration torturing humans?

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Can you spot the difference between these two pictures?  If you said no because both pictures are religious propaganda then give yourself a fucking hand.

In a lengthy article on Donald Rumsfeld’s rocky tenure as Defense Secretary, GQ published never-before-seen cover sheets from top-secret intelligence briefings produced by Rumsfeld’s Pentagon. Starting in the days surrounding the U.S. invasion of Iraq, the cover sheets featured inspirational Bible verses printed over military images, “and were delivered by Rumsfeld himself to the White House” to the president, “who referred to America’s war on terror as a ‘crusade,’” GQ writes. (view the images here)

Not only were our soldiers handing out Bibles while slaughtering hundreds of innocent civilians, but our former president was getting daily military briefings with retarded Bible Verses and military images on the front page.  What retarded Bible Verses were used you ask?  These award winners:

Teir arrows are sharp, all their bows are strung; their horses’ hoofs seem like flint, their chariot wheels are like a whirl wind. Isaiah 5:28

Therefore put on the full armor of God, so that when the day of evil comes, you may be able to stand your ground, and after you have done everything, to stand. Ephesians 6:13

Commit to the LORD whatever you do, and your plans will succeed. Proverbs 16:3

But the award for “Most Retarded Bible Verse That Graced the Cover of a Top Secret Military Briefing Given to George W. Bush” is:

It is God’s will that by doing good you should silence the ignorant talk of foolish men. 1 Peter 2:15

This is a bad dream right?  I mean, there’s no way the former President of the Untied States and his administration used the deaths of 3,000 American citizens to justify torture and use it to get suspected terrorist to provide a false link to a shitty third world country so we could invade it and give billions of taxpayers’s dollars to their political friends while sacrificing thousands of American lives – right?

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And this is how it all began.

OVAL OFFICE

George Bush sits behind his desk while Dick Cheney, Colin Powell, Condoleezza Rice, George Tenet, Donald Rumsfeld, Alberto Gonzales, Jay Bybee and John Yoo sit around arguing with each other.

Dick Cheney: (to Colin Powell and Condoleezaa Rice) Will you two educated niggers shut the fuck up and listen to the goddamn wetback…

John Yoo: Um, I’m Korean sir.

Dick Cheney: (not paying attention) and the dickless white guy..

Jay Bybee:  I’m pretty sure I have a dick sir.

Dick Cheney: (still not paying attention)…because they’re saying this is perfectly legal.  And I’d like to think that lawyers from the Justice Department know a thing or two about the law.

Colin Powell:  I don’t know Dick.  I mean, some of these things sound like torture to me.

Dick Cheney: (yelling)  Goddammit Colin.  How many times do I have to say this?  We do not torture people.  We use enhanced interrogation techniques.  How fucking hard is that to comprehend?  Torturing is bad.  Enhanced interrogation techniques is good.

Condoleezza Rice:  With all due respect sir, it sounds like you’re splitting hairs here.

Dick Cheney:  With all due respect Condi, you can shut your carpet munching ass up.

George Bush has had enough with the fighting and stands up.

George Bush:  Everybody shut the hell up.  (turns to Jay Bybee)  Alright Dickless, let me get this straight.  You’re telling me that our soldiers can strip down detainees, force them to wear adult diapers, deprive them of solid food which will make them shit all over themselves, deprive them of sleep, waterboard them, slam their heads into a wall, kick them, slap them, punch them, hook their genitals up to a car battery, piss on them, shit on them, fire a gun beside their head, put their head in a box of harmless bugs but tell them they’re extremely poisonous in hopes they piss all over themselves, kidnap their families, kill their dog, destroy their home, and rape their loved ones – We can do all of that and not get in trouble if we don’t mean to intentionally harm them and only want information?

Jay Bybee:  Yes sir, that’s correct.

George Bush:  But if one of our soldiers stomps on a detainee’s big toe because they want revenge for the death of one of their comrades who died in an IED explosion, that’s considered torture and we can be charged with war crimes?

Jay Bybee: (looking nervous) Yes…yes sir.

John Yoo:  (nodding his head)  Yes Mr. President, that’s what we’re saying.

George Bush looks at Jay Bybee then at John Yoo then back at Jay Bybee before sitting down without saying a word.  The entire room is silent for 5 minutes while George Bush thinks.

George Bush:  (breaking the silence)  And now you’re asking me to sign off on these things?

John Yoo:  (glances at a smiling Cheney before looking back at George Bush)  That’s correct sir.

George Bush:  (slowly nods his head)  Alright.  But first I need to talk to the Lord.  Gotta know what the Big Guy thinks about all this.

Dick Cheney rubs his hands together like a fat kid about to get a piece of his favorite cake.  Everyone in the room is silent while George Bush lowers his head and starts to pray.

George Bush:  (mumbling to himself)…I know that Lord, but these guys say it’s legal and protected under the Constitution.  Also, don’t forget these terrorist are at war with You.  Of course I know that Lord…

Ten minutes pass before George Bush shouts “AMEN!” and looks up.

George Bush:  Well…

Everyone leans in.

George Bush: (continued)… the Lord says as long as the Justice Department says it’s legal and it isn’t against the Constitution, we can go ahead and do it.  And who am I to argue with the Lord?

Dick Cheney, Donald Rumsfeld, Alberto Gonzales, Jay Bybee and John Yoo jump up and chest bumps and high fives each other while Colin Powell and Condoleezza Rice slump in their seats.

Dick Cheney: (pointing at Colin Powell and Condoleezza Rice)  Suck on that you fucking pussy ass niggers.  Suck on that.

Yep – I’m pretty sure that’s how it happened.  And you know what?  I’m glad.  Because now I know I can kidnap that woman who doesn’t talk to me at the bar I go to every Thursday night, tie her up, pry open her mouth, and make her gag on my cock without fear of being charged with torture – because I only want information on why she doesn’t talk to me.  And for that I have to say, “Thank you George Bush…Thank you.”

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Jesus just made the Christian Right cum in their pants.

Israel moved closer to invading Gaza, saying Thursday it had wrapped up preparations for a broad offensive after Palestinian militants fired about 100 rockets and mortar shells across the border in two days.

Fuck yea baby.  Jews versus Muslims.  Armageddon.  It’s about fucking time Pat Robinson, Jerry Falwell, Rob Parsley, John Hagee, Mike Huckabee, Glenn Beck, Bill O’Reilly, John McCain, George Bush, Sean Hannity, Dick Cheney, Sarah Palin, Ann Coulter, Rudy Giuliani, and Rush Limbaugh were right.

I want to see chaos.   I want to see Israelis soldiers beat the shit out of innocent Palestinians while suicidal Palestinians blow up innocent Israelis.  I want to see tanks and airplanes flying everywhere blowing shit up. I want to see houses burst into flames and bodies flying through the air.

Why?  Because I’m all for people blowing themselves up in the name of a peaceful, loving god.  Plus I want to see how the Right Wing will act.

I want to see them crowd around their brand new 47-inch LCD TV listening to whoever is on Fox News talk about how this is the end of the world. I want to see religious men struggle to run home with their pants around their ankles while they  masturbate so fast that their dicks start to smoke as they think about the destruction their God is doing.  I want to see female Sunday school teachers knuckle deep in their snatch as they get on their knees to tell God how proud they are of Him and ask Him to kill all those who don’t believe that He is the supreme ruler of the universe.

I want this to happen because I’m going to cum buckets when I see the look on a religious person’s face when he/she finally realize that their fucking God is a fake and they brought this stupid, fucking, petty war on themselves.

Then I hope they kill themselves because they’re worthless pieces of shit.  Stupid fucking cunts…

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The people over at Think Progress are still bad mouthing Republicans. First they  rip McCain for is”lack” of knowledge about the economy. (Which I totally threw it back in their face…asshats.)  Well now they have started reporting about story with some people who signed someone elses name on an important document.  Look I don’t know what they are talking about.  I don’t like to read Liberal stories.  I’ll let you do that for yourself.

In 2004, after top Justice Department lawyers refused to re-certify the legality of President Bush’s warrantless wiretapping program, the Bush administration re-authorized the program anyway without the Justice Department’s approval. Previous accounts of the program’s re-authorization reported that the “line for the attorney general’s signature remained blank.” But in the Washington Post today, Barton Gellman reports that Vice President Cheney’s lawyer, David Addington, actually signed then-White House Counsel Alberto Gonzales’s name to the document

Get off your high horse Think Progress. How is this any different from signing your parents’ name on the perrismission slip.   Everyone is happy and that is what makes this country great.  America is ran on sweet dreams and tiny midgets.

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