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Thank God Congress rescued the economy…Imagine how fucked we would be if they didn’t.

Stocks fell Wednesday for the third session in a row, with the Dow industrial tumbling over 400 points, as investors bet that a long and deep recession is on the horizon.

The Dow Jones industrial average (INDU) lost 411 points, or about 4.7%, to 8,282.66. It was the lowest close for the blue-chip average since it settled at 8,175 on Oct. 27.

Over the past three days, the Dow has fallen more than 660 points, or 7%.

“The concern is that the economy will turn out worse than the current forecast [and] the recession will be longer and more severe,” said Hugh Johnson, chief strategist at Thomas Lloyd Global Asset Management in New York.

Hey…did you hear Osama Bin Laden is planning a new terrorist attack? No. Well he is…And it’s suppose to be bigger than 9-11.

Who else is hoping Wall Street is the target?

This is how I want to see it happen:

CNN is doing a report on the Stock Market and is showing live footage of those Wall Street cocksuckers as they try to see how bad they can fuck over America while making enough money to buy their fourth mansion before lunch.

Suddenly a Greyhound bus comes CRASHING through the wall at 100 miles an hour, skidding on its side and instantly killing 30 of the motherfuckers.

Once the bus comes to a screeching stop, 70 Islamic terrorist get out of the bus with enough explosives around their waist that Dick Cheney instantly gets a hard on. After surveying the scene, each terrorist grabs the nearest stock broker, bends them over, and brutally ass rapes ‘em on national TV.

After brutally ass fucking every person in the building, the terrorist do their little victory yell and BOOM..blow themselves up…killing every one of those greedy cum catching fucks.

But that’s not the best part.

Once the smoke clears, middle-class Americans start pissing on those who crawl out of the rubble on fire.

What?

So you wouldn’t piss on a burning stock broker?

I can’t blame you. Why waste good piss?

Besides…everyone knows the fastest way to put out a flaming stock broker is by shooting their load in the stock broker’s left eye..just don’t shoot it in their right eye…they aren’t too fond of that….