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A room full of pussies

President Barack Obama called his war council together Monday as he moves toward a decision on whether to add more U.S. forces in Afghanistan.

White House press secretary Robert Gibbs said he’s not aware of any more such strategy sessions being scheduled, the latest signal that Obama is closing in on a revamped war strategy after several weeks of review. Gibbs said the soonest Obama would announce a decision would be next week.

Commanding Gen. Stanley McChrystal has said more U.S. forces were needed to head off a U.S. failure in the fight against Taliban militants in Afghanistan. He has recommended about 40,000 additional troops.

I like to think that Obama and company were coming up with clever ways of telling Gen. McChrystal to go blow a homeless tranny while making plans for getting our soldiers out of Afghanistan. I also like to think that they were discussion how to spend the trillions of dollars they’re going to save by pulling out of Iraq and Afghanistan on social programs like health care, education, feeding the hungry, and providing housing for the houseless.

Damn, I really need to stop smoking and drinking, because it makes me sound like an annoying idealist.

This is how the meeting really went: Obama got down on his knees and took a load of Gen. McChrystal’s troops right in the mouth. Then he snowballed those salty fuckers into Hillary’s mouth while approving 34,000 additional troops. After Hillary swallowed Gen. McChrystal’s soldiers, Obama and company wrote the speech he’s going to give the American people next week. Then once the speech was finished everybody went home and burned a sack of thousand dollar bills the defense industry gave them in front of thirty homeless people, because the tears of the homeless helps them sleep better at night.

Christ, I need another drink.

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