Role playing time. Let’s say you have a 17 year-old daughter and she runs to you crying because she just found out she’s pregnant.  After calming her down by punching her in the face several times because she didn’t make the guy wear a condom or at least pull out, you ask her who the father is and she tells you he’s an 18 year-old high school drop out who’s mom just got arrest on felony drug charges. What do you do?

If you’re Sarah Palin, you pop open a bottle of your favorite beer and celebrate.

The daughter of former vice presidential candidate Sarah Palin gave birth to a son this past weekend.

Bristol Palin, 18, gave birth to Tripp Easton Mitchell Johnston on Saturday. He weighed 7 pounds, 7 ounces.

Sarah Palin and her husband, Todd, have five children ranging in age from son Trig, 7 months, to son Track, 19. In between are daughters Willow, 14; Piper, 7; and Bristol.

Why the fuck is Tripp spelled with two p’s?   Is that supposed to be cute?  Are they trying to make the name stand out? And why name him that?   Isn’t there enough people in the family who’s name begins with the letter T? Todd, Track, Trig, and now Tripp.  I’m at a loss of words on how fucking stupid those names are.

Goddamnit I hate babies.  People want to pretend like it’s a miracle when they are born but it isn’t. A dick threw up in a vagina.  That’s it.  Any retard can make a baby.  Watch the movie I Am Sam if you don’t believe me.

Fuck I’m so pissed right now.   Not at the baby.  I’m pretty sure if the baby knew he was going to be born to a 17 year-old mom and her 18 year-old high school drop out fuck buddy, he would have tried to strangle himself with the umbilical cord. No I’m pissed because retards are reproducing.

This is the beginning of the end folks…retards are fucking…Christ this blows….