Justice is severed folks.

Those businessmen who thought they could steal billions from taxpayers are about to get a mouthful of justice…American style.

God I can’t wait.

I hope they tie these men up in prison and let each prisoner on death row fuck them up the ass, raw dog style.

Who’s the guy being charged? The CEO of AIG? Fanny Mae? Freddie Mac? Come on…tell me…

Get the fuck outta here.

Mark Cuban?

They’re going after the owner of the Dallas Mavericks?  Shut the fuck up.

What are they going to get him on, breaking up the greatest basketball duo in the world?  Acting like a fucking ass during the game?  What?

Insider trading?

Shut the fuck up.  You’re pulling my dick on this one.   Where’s the proof?

Billionaire entrepreneur Mark Cuban, owner of the National Basketball Association’s Dallas Mavericks, was charged Monday by the Securities and Exchange Commission with insider trading.

The civil suit was filed by the SEC in a federal court in Dallas.

According to the SEC, Cuban sold 600,000 shares of Internet search company Mamma.com in June 2004 using non-public information.

Cuban is accused of calling his broker and instructing him to sell all of his stock from Mamma.com after receiving the confidential information from the company.

The SEC said Cuban learned that the company would raise money through a public offering, and he knew the stock price was about to fall.

When the offering was made public, the stock fell 9.3%, and Cuban avoided losses in excess of $750,000 by selling stock the day before, the SEC report said.

The SEC is going after a man who used ‘insider information’ to make $750,000?  Are they for real?

Wow…I can’t believe that.

I’m sure they think they did something too.

I bet everyone is sitting around a table jerking off Christopher Cox while he says, “Great job everyone, we nailed the guy….yea yea yea like that Johnson, short quick strokes. Mark Cuban thought he could get away from us but we showed him.  Just because he’s rich doesn’t mean he gets a different set of rules for the market…Oh God, don’t stop Johnson that feels great…yea Bill…finger my asshole. He thinks he can pull one over on the SEC but he doesn’t know who he is fucking with…Oh my God Bill…are you using the ‘come here’ motion inside my asshole?  Don’t stop..yea like that. Well I can’t wait to see his face when he slap him with a 1.5 million dollar fiiiiiiiinnnnnneeeeeeeeeeee gooooodddddaaaammmmmnnnnniiiiittttt I”M CUMMING!!!

Wow….goddamn that was amazing.  Sorry about that Frank. What? Fuck you too buddy, it’s not like I meant to do that…I don’t know…just tell your wife you got soap in your eye. She should believe you.  You’ve already used that excuse?  Damn…really?  Haha guess you’re fucked.”

Fucking twats.

I hope everyone who works for the SEC gets AIDS after swallowing a load from a transvestite Brazilian hooker name Gabriel.