Because they need to start doing their fucking job.

The FBI violated the law in collecting thousands of U.S. telephone records during the Bush administration, The Washington Post reported Monday.

Citing internal memos and interviews, the Post said the FBI invoked nonexistent terrorism emergencies or persuaded phone companies to provide information as it illegally gathered more than 2,000 records between 2002 and 2006.

The bureau said in 2007 that it had improperly obtained some phone records, and the Justice Department inspector general is expected to release a report this month detailing the extent of the problem.

Since we can’t sue the FBI for illegally collecting thousands of phone records then we need to sue the telecommunication companies for giving them the records. Oh that’s right, our government gave telecommunication companies immunity.

Well, let’s stage a protest in several major cities to show how disgusted we are with the FBI for breaking the law. Fuck, people are too busy protesting NBC’s firing of Conan O’Brien. You know America is fucked up when Americans would rather protest the firing of a middle-age millionaire than protest the FBI illegally collecting thousands of phone records by faking terrorist emergencies.

And people wonder why I drink so much…

www.youtube.com/watch?v=SY0TQ1uOn3k

Because this asshat doesn’t know what the fuck he’s talking about. Drug use goes in waves? People have lost their lives to marijuana? What a fucking dickbag.

And thank god Tennessee Congressman Steve Cohen called Robert Mueller out on the gateway theory. I can’t stand that stupid fucking theory because we can apply it to anything. Hugs should be outlawed because rapist started out with hugs. Masturbation should be outlawed because gay people started out masturbating. Pets should be outlawed because serial killers start out by killing them.

Can we please start promoting people within government agencies who aren’t fucking retarded?

So the FBI infiltrated a group of poor black men, gave them fake C4 and faulty stringer missiles, and arrested them last night when they tried to blow up two Jewish synagogues and a couple of military planes. What did New York Senator Chuck Schumer have to say about this?

“If there can be any good news from this terror scare it’s that this group was relatively unsophisticated, penetrated early, and not connected to another terrorist group,” said Sen. Chuck Schumer (D-N.Y.). “This incident shows that we must always be vigilant against terrorism, foreign or domestic.”

Chuck Schumer -you sir are a fucking idiot.

The FBI knew about this entire plan for a fucking year, so it can’t be terrorism. It was the FBI that planted the agent in the group. It was the FBI that gave the group the idea about blowing up Jewish synagogues and military planes. It was the FBI that supplied the group with fake C4 and faulty stinger missiles. It was the FBI that arrested the group when they went to carry out their plan.

And shouldn’t the FBI be doing something more productive with their time? Like arresting the rich white fucks that have destroyed the world’s economy and stolen billions of taxpayers’s dollars?

Update: Goddammit I love when I’m right.

Best sandwich ever

I hope everyone has a Happy Thanksgiving. Remember to thank the Indians for allowing themselves to be slaughtered for our benefit…Manifest Destiny baby…Manifest Destiny.

Shit going down in India – This vacation will never be forgotten. I wonder…do you think the hotels will give their guest refunds? It’s the least they could do, right?

FBI warns of attacks – This attack better happen. I’m getting sick of all the fucking warnings and nothing happening. Make up your fucking mind FBI, will terrorist attack or won’t they? Let’s be honest…the FBI doesn’t know shit. They just like to tell us these things to scare us. Fuck the FBI, stupid worthless assholes.

Happy Thanksgiving – Politics By Satire has a post up with a few fun facts about Thanksgiving. Thought I would share.

Ann Coulter’s mouth is wired shut – That lady is the biggest cunt in the world but I’d still fuck her. I’d knock her up and see if she keeps the kid. If she doesn’t have an abortion then she is a lady of her word. Which is good…not enough people keep their word now.

Hot mom does teenagers – Where the hell was this when I was a teenager? My friends’ moms were so ugly I wouldn’t fuck them with a stolen dildo. I should of chosen my friends based on how hot their moms were. God I’m stupid.

Bailout Info Graphic – That’s impressive…