Fox News has gotten the scoop of the century on Hollywood’s political views since covering the Israeli slaughtering of Palestinians is to boring.

After years of silence, conservatives are coming out of the closet.

Sticking their necks out has not always been good for business. Mark Vafiades, president of the Hollywood Congress of Republicans, says, “I’m hoping that one day politics won’t make a difference in Hollywood. But because there is still subtle intolerance here, conservatives remain somewhat shy.

“If you come to an audition wearing a Bush or McCain button, the casting director will most likely pick another actor. Just being on a set you hear people bashing Bush and the right, because they assume everyone agrees.”

“In too many cases, conservatives are immediately labeled racist, homophobic, bigoted, hateful, demonic, or even un-American without the benefit of debate, and are locked out of the hiring process, with a few exceptions.”

Couldn’t Fox have used something better than “coming out the closet” to describe what’s happening?  Stepping out of the shadows?  Standing up for what they believe in?  Exercising their first Amendment rights?  Anything would have been better than “coming out the closet”.

And why the fuck would you go to an audition wearing a political button?   You don’t know what the director’s political views are.  You wouldn’t walk into a job interview with a political button on would you?  Fuck no.  Everyone knows that. So fuck these stupid actors who think they can audition with their stupid buttons on.

Besides, why the hell are they wearing a Bush button?  The guy hasn’t ran for office since 2004. Celebrities are fucking retarded.  I don’t give a shit about what they believe in, who they pray too, what their eating habits are, who they’re fucking, how many kids they have, what type of STDs they have, how many drugs they take, what their favorite book is, or any other personal details about themselves.

These are the two things I care about. If they’re a male celebrity, I care if they make me laugh. They make me laugh then I’ll see their movie.  If they’re a female celebrity, they better be good looking and they better show me some titties.  If they do that then I will rent their movie and enjoy it in the privacy of my own home.

That’s it. That’s the only thing I care about. So unless celebrities follow my rules then they could all die in a plane crash over the Atlantic Ocean like JFK Jr and I wouldn’t give a shit.

Or they wouldn’t have given themselves a raise.

A crumbling economy, more than 2 million constituents who have lost their jobs this year, and congressional demands of CEOs to work for free did not convince lawmakers to freeze their own pay.

Instead, they will get a $4,700 pay increase, amounting to an additional $2.5 million that taxpayers will spend on congressional salaries, and watchdog groups are not happy about it.

Since Congress gave themselves a raise, the Supreme Court wants one too

Chief Justice John Roberts said Wednesday that Congress should be as generous to judges as it already has been to itself, by approving an inflation-related increase in their pay. “I must renew the judiciary’s modest petition: Simply provide cost-of-living increases that have been unfairly denied,” Roberts said in his annual year-end report on the federal judiciary.

Federal trial judges are paid $169,300 a year. Appellate judges make more, ranging up to Roberts’ salary of $217,400. The salaries pale in comparison to what top lawyers earn in private practice.

Jesus fucking Christ.  Two million people have lost their jobs since December 2007 and these cunts give themselves a raise.  47 million people are living without health insurance and the Supreme Court bitches about inflation.

Why do we listen to these greedy motherfuckers?  Why do we continue to bend over and take it in the ass as they steal our money and give it to their Wall Street friends?

Where is the outrage?  Where is the news coverage from CNN, Fox News, and MSNBC?  Where are the hard hitting questions from the seasoned reporters who have the people’s best interest in mind?  Where are the honest politicians who strive to make a difference in Washington?

Oh that’s right…they don’t exists because they don’t care about you.  They don’t care if you’ve lost your job.  They don’t care if you’ve lost your house.  They don’t care if you can’t afford health care for your kid.  They wouldn’t piss down your throat if your heart was on fire.

Why?

Because you aren’t rich and white.  If you were, our government will bend over backwards to give you money so you could afford that 36 million dollar apartment in New York.  If you were rich and white, our government will rush to approve a 800 billion dollar bailout so you will get your bonuses this year.  If you were rich and white, our government will let you fuck any part of their body you want.

But you’re not so they don’t give a shit about you.  So just continue to  pull down your pants, bend over, and enjoy the ass fucking since you aren’t going to change anything…happy new year you fucking pussies…

Where would we be without Fox News’ hard hitting stories?

President-elect Barack Obama is looking very presidential these days. When he makes an announcement, he is ringed by American flags and stands behind a lectern that has a very presidential-looking placard announcing “The Office of the President-Elect.”

But the props are merely that. Under the Constitution, there is no such thing as the Office of the President-elect.

Come on Fox. Is this really front page news?  Shouldn’t you be reporting on something more important, like how we are getting rapped by the government?

Of course not.

That’s not news. Why would you want to inform the public on things that actually affects them?

What do I know?

Nothing.

Please continue informing the masses on why Obama is the reason why our economy is shitting itself.

That’s more important than this…

Since this story is on the Drudge Report and the guy who runs that site is fucking crazier than that preacher who screams at college students, you might not believe him.  But you can’t deny how badass this sounds:

A leading Russian political analyst has said the economic turmoil in the United States has confirmed his long-held view that the country is heading for collapse, and will divide into separate parts.

Professor Igor Panarin said in an interview with the respected daily IZVESTIA published on Monday: “The dollar is not secured by anything. The country’s foreign debt has grown like an avalanche, even though in the early 1980s there was no debt. By 1998, when I first made my prediction, it had exceeded $2 trillion. Now it is more than 11 trillion. This is a pyramid that can only collapse.”

He predicted that the U.S. will break up into six parts – the Pacific coast, with its growing Chinese population; the South, with its Hispanics; Texas, where independence movements are on the rise; the Atlantic coast, with its distinct and separate mentality; five of the poorer central states with their large Native American populations; and the northern states, where the influence from Canada is strong.

Goddamnit…I’m sporting wood right now.

I hope this happens.

Think about how much fun it will be to watch Fox News while the country tears itself apart.

Bill O’ Reilly would shit his pants on national television while he tried to explain how the secular left is the prolem;  Sean Hannity’s head would explode from all the gay bashing he would be doing; and Rush Limbaugh would finally choke to death on his fucking cigar while he told white trash Americans how the ‘liberals’ have won.

And this isn’t the best part of the article. Check this out:

He even suggested that “we could claim Alaska – it was only granted on lease, after all.”

Russia is going to take back Alaska.

Goddamnit I want this to hurry up and happen.

I want to see chaos.

People fleeing from their buring homes, parents leaving their children on the side of the road, children beating their parents to death with metal baseball bats, homeless people killing the rich and jerking off on their corpse, chickens eating cows, cows milking people, vegetables punching rabbits, rabbits flipping off owls, squirrels mocking eagles, dogs fucking cats, cats playing poker with rats, rats playing Scrabble with their fleas.

The possibilities are endless.

The anticipation is killing me. I wonder which state will secede first?

I’m hoping my home state of South Carolina will be the first to secede…again. What about you?

19 year-old kills himself on the internet – I feel sorry for the website. Some teenager ends his life on a webcam and the website will have to pay. Fuck you kid…fuck you. Your a pussy for killing yourself that way. If you were a man you would of done it like the next link.

Man kills himself with chainsaw – Now that’s how you fucking kill yourself. Fuck hanging yourself, swallowing pills, slashing your wrist, blowing your brains out, or any other pussy way one can kill themselves…if you want to kill yourself like a man, this is the way.

Attorney General Michael B. Mukasey Collapses While Giving Speech – Good, I hope he fucking dies. This asshole has been quoted as saying:

Not every wrong, or even every violation of the law, is a crime

Our fucking Attorney General said that. Goddamnit how do dumbasses like this cocksucker get into office?

How Fox News really reports the news – It’s funny because it’s true.

Would someone please tell Sean Hannity to shut the fuck up.

How does this man have 2 shows and a radio program for a major news organization? Don’t people know how racist he is?

Wait a minute…I know why people don’t tell him to shut his goddamn cock catcher…people are afraid of his gigantic head.

I know I am.

Makes you think though…either his mom had a C-section or she has the world’s widest pussy.