www.youtube.com/watch?v=A__vw5Vuwp0

This isn’t the first time America has funded it’s eniemies. We did it in the 30′s with the Nazis. We did it in the 60′s with Ho Chi Minh.  And we did it in the 80′s with these ‘terrorists’ . Creating enemies is in our blood, it’s who we are. And we will never stop doing it.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=ani93EHvXcE

Did he really refer to his audience members as “Tim McVeigh wantabees”? And did the audience really cheer when being compared to the worst domestic terrorist in our country’s history?

I’m…I’m at a lose for words.

If anyone needs me I’ll be getting shitfaced in my room while watching reruns of Little People, Big World.

Should I believe Fox News:

President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad claimed Thursday that Iran has produced its first batch of uranium enriched to a higher level, saying his country will not be bullied by the West into curtailing its nuclear program a day after the U.S. imposed new sanctions.

Ahmadinejad reiterated to hundreds of thousands of cheering Iranians on the anniversary of the 1979 foundation of the Islamic republic that the country was now a “nuclear state,” an announcement he’s made before. He insisted that Iran had no intention of building nuclear weapons.

Or should I believe Reuters:

Iran is experiencing surprising setbacks in its efforts to enrich uranium, and assessments suggest equipment failures and other difficulties could undermine its effort to ramp up its nuclear program, The Washington Post reported on Thursday.

You know what? It doesn’t matter if Iran’s bluffing. It doesn’t matter if Iran’s nuclear program has setbacks. It doesn’t matter if Iran’s vice president assassinates Mahmoud Ahmadinejad in the middle of a speech praising America. It doesn’t matter if Iran blew up every nuclear facility while Obama watched on Skype. It doesn’t matter if Iran and Israel suddenly became best friends and merged into one super country called Iranael.

It doesn’t matter, because our government will find another reason to invade Iran because they have a bunch of poor brown people that need to be killed and a ton of oil that needs to be refined.

The longer we stay in Afghanistan the richer this asshole becomes.

And they don’t even care about it:

NBC News chief Pentagon correspondent Jim Miklaszewski aired a clip of NBC News military analyst and retired Gen. Barry R. McCaffrey’s criticism of a “definitive exit strategy” from Afghanistan “with a timeline.” At no point during the segment did McCaffrey, Miklaszewski, or guest anchor Lester Holt disclose McCaffrey’s ties to DynCorp International — a company under contract to provide support to U.S. bases in Afghanistan for up to five years, as well as to train the Afghanistan National Police and the Ministry of Interior.

This is worse than Fox News asking John Bolton or Michelle Malkin’s opinion on Afghanistan. Why? Because everyone with half a brain knows that John Bolton and Michelle Malkin’s opinions don’t sway the American people as much as a retired general’s.

You see, most Americans are taught that people who serve in the military are heroes and they can do no wrong, tell no lies, and are always looking out for the countries best interest.

So when NBC brings this  corporate whore on to talk about Obama’s alleged Afghan strategy without disclosing his ties to DynCorp (the same DynCorp that sells and fucks little children) or explaining to their viewers his part in the propaganda program the Pentagon used to drum up support for the second Gulf War or reminding their viewers that during the first Gulf War he murdered retreating Iraqis after a cease fire was declared or informing their viewers that he was responsible for offering millions of additional advertising dollars to networks that embedded anti-drug messages in their programming then they are worse than Fox News.

So remember this the next time you’re sitting on your couch watching MSNBC and thinking how you’re more informed than the ignorant fucks that watch Fox News because you’re getting information about Afghanistan from a respected retired general while they’re getting information about Afghanistan from some crazy foreign looking woman.

Because both of you are getting false information, but only one of you has something nice to jerk-off too.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=V6ZxJTo9geM

BECK: When they’re done with Fox, and you decide to speak out on something. The old, “first they came for the Jews, and I wasn’t Jewish.” When you have a question, and you believe that something should be asked, they’re a — totally fine with you right now; they have no problem with you.

When they’re done with Fox and talk radio, do you really think they’re going to leave you alone if you want to ask a tough question? Do you really think that a man who has never had to stand against tough questions and has as much power as he does — do you really believe after he takes out the number one news network, do you really think that this man is then not going to turn on you? That you and your little organization is going to cause him any hesitation at all not to take you out?

If you believe that, you should open up a history book, because you’ve missed the point of many brutal dictators. You missed the point on how they always start.

It amazes me that this man gets paid millions of dollars to say stupid shit like this. And it amazes me that people agree with the stupid shit he says. And it amazes me that nobody cares that he’s a fucking Mormon.

I need a goddamn drink…

www.youtube.com/watch?v=pMu6wCqdeyQ

Great, now the retards are going to believe universal health care causes terrorism.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=FKZ1qbDyKOM

No, I’m not suffering from Stockholm syndrome. I just really love the man. And you know you do too. I mean, how could anyone not love a man that shouts things like “Obama is a racist because he hates the white culture”? It can’t be done.

But do you want to know the thing I love the most about Glenn Beck? I love how he doesn’t use facts or logic or reasoning to back up his statements. He just shouts “Obama is a secret Muslim trying to destroy America while raping your daughter” and smiles. How fucking awesome is that?

Shit, I wish I could do that. I wish I could say scream “My boss hates Jews because he’s a secret Nazi” without having to use facts or logic to back up my statements. But I’m not as badass as Glenn Beck. I couldn’t get away with calling a woman live on the air and mocking her miscarriage. I couldn’t get away with screaming at a caller. And I sure as hell couldn’t get away with calling John Rockefeller a communist because of some paintings.

But that’s why I love Glenn Beck.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=_HtSb7kwTFE

Now if you’ll excuse me, I’ve got some reading to do.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=QYPb3SGrFkM

I haven’t written about Obama teaming up with ABC to talk about his health care plan because I really don’t give a shit. I know, I know, I need to, but let’s be honest - nothing’s going to change. The health care industry is going to continue paying off Congress so they can keep fucking us over.

But I do give a shit about the Right-Wings’ bitching. Goddammit they need to shut the fuck up. I’m getting sick of their “This is an glorified infomercial to promote the Democrat agenda.” and “Journalism is officially dead in America.” bullshit.

So I thought I would post this video to show how they’re nothing but fucking hypocrites. And I pray to science that they all choke on a gay Mexican’s dick and die.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=nmpyHyjfj7Y

Did Aaron Schock just say he doesn’t care about Caterpillar shipping jobs to China?  Because that’s what it sounded like to me.

And I’m not alone.

Watch Neil Cavuto’s face halfway through the interview.   He gets a look that says, “Did you just say what I think you said?  No, you couldn’t be that fucking retarded.  I’m going to give you another chance to say the right thing…Nope, you just fucking did it again.  Alright, here we go.  Let’s try this one more time…Goddammit.  You just said the same stupid fucking shit three times in a row.  I have chunks of corn stuck in my shit that are smarter than you.  I hope you die in the most violent way possible - you retarded dickbag.”

Shit.  If Neil Cavuto and I are thinking the same thing, and I’m not on any drugs, what the fuck is going on?

Is…is this some kind of sign that the world is fixing to end?

Update: Found a new video that shows how fucking stupid Aaron Schock is. Thanks for the heads up Chris.