Wed 1 Jul, 2009
Now if you’ll excuse me, I’ve got some reading to do.
Tags: Common Sense, Fox News, Glenn Beck, He's lost his goddamn mind
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Fri 19 Jun, 2009
I haven’t written about Obama teaming up with ABC to talk about his health care plan because I really don’t give a shit. I know, I know, I need to, but let’s be honest - nothing’s going to change. The health care industry is going to continue paying off Congress so they can keep fucking us over.
But I do give a shit about the Right-Wings’ bitching. Goddammit they need to shut the fuck up. I’m getting sick of their “This is an glorified infomercial to promote the Democrat agenda.” and “Journalism is officially dead in America.” bullshit.
So I thought I would post this video to show how they’re nothing but fucking hypocrites. And I pray to science that they all choke on a gay Mexican’s dick and die.
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Tue 5 May, 2009
Did Aaron Schock just say he doesn’t care about Caterpillar shipping jobs to China? Because that’s what it sounded like to me.
And I’m not alone.
Watch Neil Cavuto’s face halfway through the interview. He gets a look that says, “Did you just say what I think you said? No, you couldn’t be that fucking retarded. I’m going to give you another chance to say the right thing…Nope, you just fucking did it again. Alright, here we go. Let’s try this one more time…Goddammit. You just said the same stupid fucking shit three times in a row. I have chunks of corn stuck in my shit that are smarter than you. I hope you die in the most violent way possible - you retarded dickbag.”
Shit. If Neil Cavuto and I are thinking the same thing, and I’m not on any drugs, what the fuck is going on?
Is…is this some kind of sign that the world is fixing to end?
Update: Found a new video that shows how fucking stupid Aaron Schock is. Thanks for the heads up Chris.
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Mon 23 Mar, 2009
You expect me to feel sorry for this guy?
Ernie Casillas lived the good life as he doled out millions of dollars in loans in California. The former banker drove fancy cars and took extravagant vacations.
But with the banking industry in crisis, his job is gone — as is his lavish lifestyle. Desperate for work, he recently swallowed his pride and posted a message on Craigslist: “Unemployed I need a job.”
Get the fuck out of here. This fucking guy doesn’t deserve my sympathy. He was a glorified bitch. Look at his fucking job skills:
“I have over 20 years of experience in sales, telephone sales in a call center, customer service, administrative assistant, cash handling, teller, and many more skills and abilities. Great personality, very friendly, hard worker, very responsible,” it said. “I will be happy to e-mail you my resume. I need a job now. Please call my cell phone.”
A fucking retard can answer phone calls, count money, and suck enough dick to get a sale. It’s fucking easy. And how much did this dumb fuck make a year?
Casillas says, he was successful, making about $70,000 a year in the banking industry.
Jesus fucking Christ. This cunt got paid 70,000 dollars a year for answering a fucking phone and stroking off a couple of wealthy people? That’s more than teachers in South Carolina make in two years. What the hell did he do with his money?
I was just living a very good life,” he said. “My daughter would ask me to take her to Las Vegas for her birthday, and we would stay at the most expensive hotels. Every year, this is what she wanted.”
Fuck me backwards.
He took his spoiled cunt of a daughter to Las Vegas every year for her birthday? He was rewarding her for surviving a whole year by taking her to a city where the murder rate is 1.5 times higher than the national average? What a fucking moron. I’m glad this cock sucker is forced to live with his 75 year-old mother. I’m glad his wife left him. I’m glad he’s forced to cry himself to sleep each night. Serves him right for acting like a rich business asshole.
But I don’t want to fucking read about him.
Instead of reading about pussified bank assholes and how bad they’re doing in this economy, I want to read about important shit.
Like how Sarah Palin is rejecting funds that would help teachers and special education, even though the stupid cunt has a retarded child. Or how Mark Sanford is rejecting stimulus money for education and forcing South Carolina to cut 7,500 teaching jobs. Or how stupid Timothy Geithner’s plan is, and how fucked we are as a nation. Or how AIG’s counterparties are getting paid back in full. Or how fucking pathetic the American people are for doing nothing about this major ass fucking.
Of course I won’t read about any of these stories on CNN because they’re fucking worthless. But they aren’t alone. The entire Main Stream Media is fucking worthless. Fox News, MSNBC, CNBC, The New York Post, The Washington Post, LA Times, Chicago Tribune, Newsweek, Time, and the Wall Street Journal are as useful as a homeless man’s cum stained boxers.
And do the American people care? Hell no. There too busy talking about the new iPhone’s copy and paste feature.
So I’m fucking glad this shit is happening. I’m glad that AIG gets to hide behind their fucking “We have a contact” excuse when handing out millions of dollars to their executives. I’m glad that Citigroup and Bank of American are going to need more taxpayer money. I’m glad that Republicans and Democrats are having a dick waving contest over who is tougher on corruption. I’m glad that we are sending more troops overseas to fight an unwinnable war. I’m glad all this shit is happening because you fucking people are to goddamn lazy to get off your fat asses and do something.
And those stupid, gay ass tea parties don’t count. I hope everybody who goes to those fucking things die from a toxic nerve gas attack – you stupid pussies.
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Wed 18 Mar, 2009
How do people watch this man? Who gets their news from this silver-haired cunt? Who is responsible for making this man so popular? Because we need to find these people, and put a fucking bullet in their head.
There’s no goddamn excuse for this shit. This man is a retarded, racist, sexist, stupid piece of shit who shouldn’t be allowed on TV. He’s so fucking stupid, his co-worker mocks him. He lies, he makes fun of his guests, and he gets mocked by guests on other Fox shows.
And what the fuck is up with this 9-12 bullshit? How can someone who talks shit about 9-11 victims be allowed to run a website like this? What are his goals? Does he want us to live in fear of being attacked again? Does he want us to lose our balls, and have us rely on the government for safety? Does he want us to allow our government to pass another bill like the Patriotic Act? Does he want us to allow the government to continue to do things like wiretapping, torture, illegal searches, and assassinations because we’re afraid?
Fuck Glenn Beck.
And fuck God. I blame all this shit on His stupid fucking ass, since He’s all-knowing and all-powerful. He should’ve known how big a fuck-up Glenn Beck was going to be. He should’ve known how Glenn Beck was going to be another Benny Hinn. He should’ve known how Glenn Beck was going to slowly bringing down the intelligence of His people, and He should’ve made Glenn Beck’s mom have a fucking miscarriage.
So fuck God. Fuck Him right in His invisable asshole. I hope He breaks His goddamn leg during His battle against Satan, and fucking loses – worthless cocksucker.
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Wed 11 Mar, 2009
…but we can’t afford to close Gitmo. Why? Because we can’t let those terrorist go or more shit like this will happen.
By the time Michael McLendon ended his rampage, he had fatally shot his mother and set fire to her house, killed his grandparents, his aunt and uncle, the wife and child of a sheriff’s deputy, and three other people, according to the coroners of the two counties that the shooting spanned.
Fuck. What made this stupid cunt do this? Was he trying to punish Americans because they elected a man who manipulated the military into invading his country, raping his daughters, and torturing him? Did he want Americans to feel his pain? Nope. This guy was just buck fuck insane.
So I guess I owe Rush Limbaugh, Sean Hannity, Glenn Beck, Geroge Will, Michelle Malkin, Ann Coulter, Bill O’Reilly, David Brooks, Tony Blankley, William Kristol, Charles Krauthammer, George Bush, Dick Cheney, Karl Rove, John McCain, Lindsey Graham, Joe Libermann, Mike Huckabee, Sarah Palin, Newt Gingrich and Joe the plumber an apology.
I’m sorry. I’m sorry that I didn’t believe you when you said those Gitmo detainees wanted to kill Americans. I’m sorry that I was blinded by the liberal media. I’m sorry I let them seduce me into hating you and saying mean things like, “I wouldn’t shit on Dick Cheney’s face if it was on fire.” I’m sorry. I should have said nice things like, ” I would pin my mother against the floor and let Rush Limbaugh anally rape her just so I could say I was in the same room with God.” I’m truly, deeply sorry and I will never, ever believe anything CNN, MSNBC, ABC, NBC, CBS, the New York Times, the Daily Show, the Colbert Report, the Huffington Post, Newsweek, Time, and Good Morning America tells me.
So fuck you Keith Olbermann, Rachel Maddow, Christ Mathews, Larry King, Rick Sanchez, Paul Krugman, Arianna Huffington, Bill Maher, Jon Stewart, Stephen Colbert, and Alan Colmes. If you bitches didn’t trick the American people into electing Barack Obama , then Guantanamo Bay would still be open and those 10 people would still be alive.
Because of you, those 10 people will never be able to feel the warmth of a hug. Because of you, those 10 people will never be able to see the sunrise. Because of you, those 10 people will never be able to smell the sweet scent of a puppy’s breath. Because of you, those 10 people will never be able to do a goddamn thing because they’re fucking dead.
They were killed by a raving lunatic who hated everything America stood for. I hope each one of you stupid, liberal pussies di – what?
No, that can’t be right. You sure? Like 100 percent sure? Like you’re so sure this guy isn’t a former detainee from Gitmo that you’re willing to let me rape your unborn daughter if you are wrong? Really?
Well fuck the Gospel, this is the greatest news I’ve ever heard.
I don’t have to admit I was wrong. The person who killed those 10 people was a fucking American. He was just like Eric Harris, Dylan Klebold, Seung-Hui Cho, Charles Joseph Whitman, Theodore Kacynski, Eric Rudolph, Timothy McVeigh, Terry Nichols, John Allen Muhammad and Lee Malvo.
So Keith Olbermann, Rachel Maddow, Christ Mathews, Larry King, Rick Sanchez, Paul Krugman, Arianna Huffington, Bill Maher, Jon Stewart, Stephen Colbert, and Alan Colmes, I didn’t mean what I said. You people keep me going in this crazy, fucked-up world.
And I want to give a huge “Fuck you” to Rush Limbaugh, Sean Hannity, Glenn Beck, George Will, Michelle Malkin, Ann Coulter, Bill O’Reilly, David Brooks, Tony Blankley, William Kristol, Charles Krauthammer, George Bush, Dick Cheney, Karl Rove, John McCain, Lindsey Graham, Joe Libermann, Mike Huckabee, Sarah Palin, and Newt Gingrich. I hope every one of you worthless pieces of pussy excretions dies from a combination of herpes and bird flu.
Tags: Alabama, CNN, Fox News, Fuck White People, TerroristComments (12)
Tue 10 Mar, 2009
Because they can get behind a 14 year-old boy.
Sitting in the back seat of his mother’s van as she drives through Atlanta suburbs, Jonathan Krohn is about to sign off with a conservative radio talk show host in Florida. In the 40 minutes he’s been on the air, with the help of his mother’s cellphone, this hyper-articulate Georgia eighth grader has attacked the stimulus bill, identified leaders he thinks will salvage the Republican Party’s image, and assessed the legitimacy of Barack Obama’s birth certificate.
Did I read that right? Did it really say this kid is a hyper-articulate eighth grader who is attacking the stimulus bill, identifying leaders he think will salvage the Republican Party’s image and assessing the legitimacy of Barack Obama’s birth certificate? Let me re-read it…yep, that’s what it said.
How can people take this little shit serious? He’s 14, he’s home schooled, and he owns the fucking book 10 Big Lies About America. This kid is fucking brainwashed. He doesn’t have an original fucking thought in his goddamn head. I mean look at this:
Why just that morning, his mother, Marla Krohn, marveled, a staff member for a potential candidate for Georgia governor asked for a meeting with Jonathan. In her gentle drawl, Mrs. Krohn said cautiously, “I’m not sure I’m a supporter of his.”
“Neither am I,” Jonathan piped in.
“But I’m a voter,” Mrs. Krohn reminded him firmly.
Jonathan retorted, “Now that I’m a political pundit, I have the ability to influence people. I have to think about it!”
He can’t even stand up to his own goddamn mother. Am I surprised? No. All he does he repeat the same fucking talking points he’s heard from Rush Limbaugh, Sean Hannity, Glenn Beck and everyone else at Fox News.
“Barack Obama is leading us to socialism.”
“The White House is going after Rush Limbaugh and that’s not fair.”
“Barack Obama is the most left-wing president in my lifetime.”
Jesus Christ, I feel sorry for the poor fuck. His parents won’t let him go to public school, he’s subjected to five hour Christian perspective studying every Friday, and he’s an “experienced” child actor. And we know how stable child actors are…especially the experienced ones.
But you want to know what this little shit does that drives me crazy? It isn’t his acting experience or his ability to regurgitate Republican talking points or his gay ass haircut or his stupid fucking smirk. It’s his hands. I hate how this little cunt uses his goddamn hands.
Why does he have to throw them in the air every time he talks? He looks like he’s impersonating Rush Limbaugh mocking Michael J. Fox. It’s annoying. Either move your fucking hands a little bit or stick them in your goddamn pockets, you little shit.
I can’t wait till this kid gets ass fucked by Lindsey Graham. in 20 years…
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