How do people watch this man?  Who gets their news from this silver-haired cunt?  Who is responsible for making this man so popular?  Because we need to find these people, and put a fucking bullet in their head.

There’s no goddamn excuse for this shit.  This man is a retarded, racist, sexist, stupid piece of shit who shouldn’t be allowed on TV.   He’s so fucking stupid, his co-worker mocks him.  He lies,  he makes fun of his guests, and he gets mocked by guests on other Fox shows.

And what the fuck is up with this 9-12 bullshit?  How can someone who talks shit about 9-11 victims be allowed to run a website like this?  What are his goals?  Does he want us to live in fear of being attacked again?  Does he want us to lose our balls, and have us rely on the government for safety?   Does he want us to allow our government to pass another bill like the Patriotic Act?   Does he want us to allow the government to continue to do things like wiretapping, torture, illegal searches, and assassinations because we’re afraid?

Fuck Glenn Beck.

And fuck  God.  I blame all this shit on His stupid fucking ass, since He’s all-knowing and all-powerful.  He should’ve known how big a fuck-up Glenn Beck was going to be.  He should’ve known how Glenn Beck was going to be another Benny Hinn.  He should’ve known how Glenn Beck was going to slowly bringing down the intelligence of His people, and He should’ve made Glenn Beck’s mom have a fucking miscarriage.

So fuck God.  Fuck Him right in His invisable asshole.  I hope He breaks His goddamn leg during His battle against Satan, and fucking loses – worthless cocksucker.

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Glenn Beck needs to get assfucked to death.

Who the hell watches this man?  How can this untalented ass-clown get his own show?  Who the fuck keeps tuning in day after day to watch this cunt butcher the news?

Does he honestly think he’s funny?  Did his producers laugh when he said, “Listen, I know the next segment is about marijuana and I want to do something funny.  You know how marijuana smokers love to eat?  Well I’m going to do this…I’m going bring out the brownies from the green room and say, ‘Marijuana brownies anyone?’… You’re right Jim, our viewers will fucking love it…What?  Oh, I don’t know.  I guess I got my fantastic sense of humor from my father.  No, not my earthly father you dumbass.  I’m talking about Jesus Christ.  I guess He replaced my love of alcohol with a wonderful sense of humor…and I’m not complaining.”

What a fucking idiot.

And what the hell was up with the banner at the bottom?  Why does Glenn Beck need to use goofy cartoons during this segment?  Does he think it enhances his shitty jokes?  Or is he afraid that his viewers might lose interest and change the channel?

And what the fuck kind of questions was he asking? We shouldn’t use the economic situation to push through marijuana legalization? Wasn’t the Great Depression used to repeal alcohol prohibition?  Didn’t that help our economy?  So why is it so hard for this goofy fuck to connect the dots?  Legalizing marijuana will help the economy by allowing the government to tax it, regulate it, and turn it into a multi-billion dollar industry.

But of course this dumb shit doesn’t get it.  He’s to busy cracking jokes about how he only has two brain cells left.  Which proves my point…this man is a fucking retard.

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…Glenn Beck is a gigantic retard.

It’s official–I may have spent too much time in New York City these past few years, because I’m actually beginning to think about things like a New Yorker. For instance, life with our new President Barack Obama is beginning to feel a lot like being in a taxi, stuck in rush hour traffic: You’re not crazy about the guy behind the wheel, not only do you not like where you’re going (you are trapped in Manhattan after all), but you can’t understand the route he’s taking to get you there, and the whole thing is costing you a small fortune. Yes, a cab ride in the big city is like being on The Road to Socialism.

Maybe not.  I kinda understand him.  He’s saying socialism is like a taxi ride.  I don’t know what the fuck that means, but maybe his next example will help me out.

If Obama wanted to rush in to “save” the ice cream cone industry, I could probably learn to live with that. As much as I’d hate to have the low quality government cones, I think we’d all live happy, normal and productive lives if we were forced to eat our ice cream with spoons out of little bowls.

Nope.

I was right, this guy’s a retard.  He’s using a taxi ride and ice-cream to describe what socialism means to him.  Jesus Christ,  my retarded imaginary friend Carlos knows more about politics than this dumb fuck.  We need to find out who hired this piece of shit and beat ‘em to death with a King James Bible.

There’s no fucking way someone interviewed Glenn Beck and thought, “This guy is a fucking genius.  His political views are fantastic.  He’s two fingers deep in America’s pussy and she’s moaning for more.   Goddammit…I can’t wait to put this man on TV.”

Hell no.

I guarantee you they were thinking , “This guy is fucking nuts.  Hoping for another civil war?  Katrina victims are scumbags? What the fuck is he talking about?   And why did I agree to an interview?  Who the fuck would want to watch this guy…wait…wait a minute.  Our NASCAR demographic would eat this shit up.  My God…I’m about to make a fuck load of money.”

Goddammit, I hate Glenn Beck.  His drunk, no talent ass should be out on the street sucking dick for cheeseburgers, not getting paid millions of dollars to be on TV.  I can’t wait until this cocksucker gets pancreatic cancer and dies in the middle of an interview…

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