I…I don’t understand.  How could you publish this?  Where were your editors?   Who’s responsible for printing this shitass cartoon? Because I’m pissed.  Not because it’s racist.  I could give a shit about that.  Racism will always be around as long as rich, white people are in power.   I’m pissed because this goddamn cartoon isn’t funny.

Where’s the punch line?  Is it supposed to be the dead chimpanzee or the pussy ass white cops or the lame one-liner about the stimulus bill?

And how the fuck do you come up with that combination?  At no point in the history of my kick-ass existence have I thought about combining a bill that’s designed to help millions of Americans struggling to pay their bills and feed their families with a chimpanzee killed by two white cops with the one-liner,”They’ll have to find someone else to write the next stimulus bill.”

I have thought about combining a bill that’s designed to help millions of Americans struggling to pay their bills and feed their families with a chimpanzee being raised over two white cops’ heads with the one-liner, “Hopefully we won’t need another person to write the next stimulus bill.” And that’s why I’m pissed.

This fucking political cartoon isn’t funny.  It doesn’t have a point, it’s poorly drawn, and it pisses in the face of every important political cartoon throughout America’s history.  Benjamin Franklin’s “Join or Die”, Thomas Nast’s “BOSS TWEED”, and Louis Maurer’s “The Great Republican Reform Party Calling on Their Candidate” now smell like fucking urine, you fucking cow cunt.

So get your fucking act together New York Post and start putting in political cartoons that are funny and have a point or I’ll start a public backlash so bad that it will make those Muslim backlashes look like a fucking birthday party.

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That’s what you’re going to go with on the front page Fox News?  A crazy monkey?   Not a story on the Stock Market crashing or how GM and Chrysler are asking for more money, but a story on how the owner of the monkey called 911 screaming,”Hurry, please! He ripped her face off.”

Listen, I think it’s a funny story.  I really do.  And I’m sure there are people who would love to read about how a crazy old white lady raised this monkey for 14 years before it chewed her friend’s face off.  But come on.  There are more important stories that need reporting other than this and how pissed off Facebook nerds are over the new TOS.

Do some fucking investigating and report on important goddamn stories.  Report on what GM and Chrysler did with the money from the first bailout.  Report on how the Stock Market fell 297.81 points yesterday and how that affects Americans.  Report on how Republicans are taking credit for the stimulus after voting against it.

Stop reporting stupid stories like Adolf Hitler’s bad table manners.  The man killed 6 million Jews without remorse and you’re surprised he didn’t have table manners? What the fuck? How do you report these fucking stories and still have the balls to say you’re the best news station in America?

And why don’t the reporters stand up and say, “These are fucking stupid stories.  Let’s do some real reporting.” I know they’re not that stupid and believe they’re helping the country.  They have to know how their reporting is slowly killing America.  They have to know how damaging each report they give, where opinions are given as facts, is to America’s journalistic integrity.  They have to know how unethical they’re being by misleading the public.

I know they know how bad they’re fucking over America and that’s why I hope every person who works for Fox News dies in a freak car accident that involves maple syrup, goose feathers, a mentally ill baby rhino, three hyper children with state of the art rocket launchers and a piece of strawberry pie.  And I hope NBC records the accident and plays it over and over again on MSNBC for five years…dirty cunts…

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