First we find out Blackwater killed a couple of whistle blowers, then we find out they forced little girls to swallow soldiers’ cocks for a buck, and now we find out they were apart of the CIA’s assassination program.

The New York Times quotes current and ex-government officials as saying Blackwater helped the CIA with planning, training and surveillance.

The New York Times reports that the CIA did not have a formal contract with Blackwater for the programme to locate and kill senior members of al-Qaeda.

Instead, they had individual agreements with top officials in the firm, the paper goes on to say.

Where’s the outrage? Where are the angry mobs filling Congressional town halls and asking questions like: “Why do you continue to give my money to these evil, hateful Nazi companies? Why does Obama continue to fund these Nazi-like companies that rape and murder innocent civilians? Why do you support Obama when it comes to his Nazi military plan in Iraq? Why are you a Nazi appeaser? Why do you hate this country?”

Oh, that’s right, it’s because they’re too fucking busy bitching about the government wanting to use their tax dollars to help the sick. They’re too fucking busy screaming random shit about “death panels” and “rationing programs” to care about the billions of dollars being given to companies who are allowed to kill anyone they want without repercussions. They’re too fucking busy bitching about how America has the best health care in the world, if we don’t count France, Italy, San Marino, Andorra, Malta, Singapore, Spain, Oman, Austria, Japan, Norway, Portugal, Monaco, Greece, Iceland, Luxembourg, Netherlands, United Kingdom, Ireland, Switzerland, Belgium, Colombia, Sweden, Cyprus, Germany, Saudi Arabia, United Arab Emirates, Israel, Morocco, Canada, Finland, Australia, Chile, Denmark, Dominica, and Costa Rica.

And they’re too fucking busy screaming “Heil Hitler” at a Jewish guy who’s talking about how great universal health care is.

Only in America will people scream and shout at their government for wanting to provide health care for poor people, yet sit with their thumbs up their asses when their government hands out billions of dollars in no-bid contracts to companies that smuggle illegal weapons into war zones, force innocent girls into prostitution, and form small assassination squads.

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Right Mr. President?

President Barack Obama approved adding some 17,000 U.S. troops for the flagging war in Afghanistan, his first significant move to change the course of a conflict that his closest military advisers have warned the United States is not winning.

“To meet urgent security needs, I approved a request from (Defense) Secretary Gates to deploy a Marine Expeditionary Brigade later this spring and an Army Stryker Brigade and the enabling forces necessary to support them later this summer,” Obama said in a statement issued by the White House.

Let’s see…there’s currently 34,000 troops fighting now, plus the22,000 Obama approved earlier this week, plus the 17,000 he just approved…carry the two…and that gives us… 73,000 troops in Afghanistan. Add in the 128,000 troops currently deployed in Iraq and WHERE THE FUCK ARE THEY GETTING THESE PEOPLE?

Honestly, who the fuck still believes we’re fighting for 9-11? Who the fuck still believes Iraq is to blame? And who the fuck wants to risk their life fighting in a war that’s unwinnable?

And why are we pissing away trillions of dollars on these stupid fucking wars when we could use that money for creating jobs, improving education, fixing health care, improving our transportation and electric grids, finding alternative fuels, fixing global warming, and solving world hunger?

Yet nobody asks these questions. Nobody asks Obama about wasteful war spending. Nobody asks Harry Reid, Nancy Pelosi, John Boehner,  Eric Cantor, or any other piece of shit Congressperson why they’re increasing the militrary budget. Nobody from MSNBC, CNN, or Fox News talks about the damage these wars are doing to our economy.

Why?

Because it’s un-American. Because questioning those in power means you hate the troops. Because questioning the war means you’re a pussy faggot commie terrorist-loving secert Muslim jerk-off.

Not me. I’m not afraid to say fuck those wars, fuck Obama, fuck Congress, fuck the Pentagon, fuck the CIA, fuck the Military, and fuck any of you cocksuckers who thinks those wars are a good goddamn idea.

Now if you’ll excuse me, I’m going to go wait outside for that special black van full of Special-Ops soldiers because I don’t want them to break down my door, rape my loved ones, and kill my dog.

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Tell me the New York Times is lying.

The Central Intelligence Agency withheld information about a secret counterterrorism program from Congress for eight years on direct orders from former Vice President Dick Cheney, the agency’s director, Leon E. Panetta, has told the Senate and House intelligence committees, two people with direct knowledge of the matter said Saturday.

You know what? This can’t be the whole story. I’m sure Dick Cheney has a good reason for doing this. I’m going to withhold judgment until I see what he has to say.

Efforts to reach Mr. Cheney were unsuccessful.

Okay, Dick was busy. Maybe him and his daughter went to see that new Bruno movie and he turned off his cell phone because he didn’t want to ruin the movie for everybody. Yeah, that’s something Dick would do. He would make sure that his cell phone was off because he respects people too much, and that’s why they couldn’t get in touch with him. Besides, I’m sure he told his family what to say when the New York Times called.

Efforts to reach Mr. Cheney through relatives were unsuccessful

Okay, maybe they were busy too. Maybe they were out on the beach, or at some horse ranch. I mean, they can’t sit around all day waiting on the New York Times to call. They’ve got shit to do. But again, I’m sure Dick knew that. That’s why he left a message with his associates to give  to the New York Times.

Efforts to reach Mr. Cheney through associates were unsuccessful.

Oh goddammit. Really Dick? Really? Your fucking ass as been all over the goddamn place talking about how this country is unsafe, and how Obama is a pussy, and how gay people should be allowed to marry, but when a major story comes out saying you’ve been running a secret CIA program that you’ve kept from Congress you suddenly drop off the face of the earth?

You know what you are Dick? You’re a big, fat, wart covered pussy that sits around all day signing off on torture techniques and secret assassination squads, and telling everyone that you can do whatever the fuck you want because the country is under attack. Until someone calls you out on all your bullshit. Then you shove a tampon up your fucking twat and run off crying like Michael Jackson’s daughter.

I cannot wait until some fat hung motherfucker bends you over his prison bed and ass fucks you so hard that every time you cough you taste his children.

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