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Tue 18 Aug, 2009

Fuck Conservative Beliefs

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Why do most Americans believe in the conservative philosophy?

Most Americans believe in small government, yet they love big cars, big houses, big explosions, big guns, big muscles, big tits, big dicks, big asses, big bank accounts, big buildings, big roller coasters, big TVs, big trucks, big vans, big dogs, big knives, big steaks, big cigars, big football players, big basketball players, big baseball players, big paychecks, big churches, big airplanes, big tanks, big jets, big bombs, big robots, big spaceships, big car crashes, and big orgasms.

Most Americans believe in being fiscally responsible, yet they waste money on worthless shit like cars, houses, boats, vacations, clothes, jewelry, watches, shoes, prostitutes, dinners, iPhones, iPods, Macs, PCs, porn DVDs, CDs, Jesus dildos, and books written by retards.

Most Americans believe in being pro-life, yet they murder doctors, lawyers, teachers, judges, nurses, homosexuals, heterosexuals, Blacks, Whites, Iraqis, Cubans, Asians, Mexicans,  Afghans,  Iranians, Russians, Germans, and Pakistanis.

Most Americans don’t follow one fucking area of the conservative philosophy, yet there are twice as many Americans who consider themselves conservative than liberal. Why?

Because most Americans would rather help some rich, powerful white Wall Street CEO buy his seventh mansion than help some poor, weak, homeless nigger get health care.

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Wed 29 Jul, 2009

Things are looking up in Afghanistan

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Right Mr. President?

President Barack Obama approved adding some 17,000 U.S. troops for the flagging war in Afghanistan, his first significant move to change the course of a conflict that his closest military advisers have warned the United States is not winning.

“To meet urgent security needs, I approved a request from (Defense) Secretary Gates to deploy a Marine Expeditionary Brigade later this spring and an Army Stryker Brigade and the enabling forces necessary to support them later this summer,” Obama said in a statement issued by the White House.

Let’s see…there’s currently 34,000 troops fighting now, plus the22,000 Obama approved earlier this week, plus the 17,000 he just approved…carry the two…and that gives us… 73,000 troops in Afghanistan. Add in the 128,000 troops currently deployed in Iraq and WHERE THE FUCK ARE THEY GETTING THESE PEOPLE?

Honestly, who the fuck still believes we’re fighting for 9-11? Who the fuck still believes Iraq is to blame? And who the fuck wants to risk their life fighting in a war that’s unwinnable?

And why are we pissing away trillions of dollars on these stupid fucking wars when we could use that money for creating jobs, improving education, fixing health care, improving our transportation and electric grids, finding alternative fuels, fixing global warming, and solving world hunger?

Yet nobody asks these questions. Nobody asks Obama about wasteful war spending. Nobody asks Harry Reid, Nancy Pelosi, John Boehner,  Eric Cantor, or any other piece of shit Congressperson why they’re increasing the militrary budget. Nobody from MSNBC, CNN, or Fox News talks about the damage these wars are doing to our economy.

Why?

Because it’s un-American. Because questioning those in power means you hate the troops. Because questioning the war means you’re a pussy faggot commie terrorist-loving secert Muslim jerk-off.

Not me. I’m not afraid to say fuck those wars, fuck Obama, fuck Congress, fuck the Pentagon, fuck the CIA, fuck the Military, and fuck any of you cocksuckers who thinks those wars are a good goddamn idea.

Now if you’ll excuse me, I’m going to go wait outside for that special black van full of Special-Ops soldiers because I don’t want them to break down my door, rape my loved ones, and kill my dog.

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