I’m glad the Washington Post has America’s back.

For $25,000 to $250,000, The Washington Post is offering lobbyists and association executives off-the-record, nonconfrontational access to “those powerful few” — Obama administration officials, members of Congress, and the paper’s own reporters and editors.

Where would we be if the Washington Post didn’t look out for us? Who would ask our government officals tough questions like: “Why are we spending billions of dollars overseas when millions of Americans are going to bed hungry?” ,and “Why are we the only industrialized country in the world that doesn’t provide universal health care?” ,and “Why are we spending $1 billion dollars on an embassy in Islamabad?” ,and ”Why are taxpayers bailing out Wall Street CEOs when they’re the ones who created this mess? And for my follow up, why are those very same CEOs allowed high ranking government jobs?”

We would be up shit river without life jackets. This is why we need to bailout the newspaper industry. We need these journalist getting to the truth. Because if they don’t, who will?

Not you and me. We’re too busy. We’ve got full time jobs, and families to take care of. We’ve got ball games to watch and celebrity gossip to catch up on. We’ve got beers to drink and crappy reality shows to watch. Plus, we’ve got church on Sundays.

So keep up the good work Washington Post. Without you, we’d be fucked.

Side note: How cool would it be if we were allowed to use “off the record” like our government officials? We’d never get into trouble. We could tell that hot chick we banged last night, “Yeah, I had a great time last night too. But off the record, you might want to go see a doctor because I’ve got a serious case of herpes.” And we could tell our boss what we really think about him/her, “I love your new car boss. But off the record, I think a retarded child could run the company better than your fat ass. Plus, I raw dogged your daughter last night, so you might want to take her to the doctor because I’ve got massive warts on my dick.”

Goddammit, I picked the wrong career.

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It’s about time you started to show the American people how brutal war is and what’s happening to innocent Iraqi civilians.  That’s why I’m giving you a PhuckPolitics fist pump for reporting, in detail, how Steven Green and his buddies raped an innocent 14-year-old girl and then killed her and her entire family.

Allegedly SGT Paul CORTEZ, SPC James BARKER,PFC Steven GREEN, and PFC Jesse SPIELMAN, were playing cards and drinking alcohol.  The Soldiers are alleged to have gone to the house of an Iraqi Family nearby.  They then allegedly raped a young woman who lived at the residence and set her on fire. They are also thought to have murdered her family.

The American people have a right to know how these American soldiers brutally gang raped this innocent 14-year-old Iraqi girl and killed her by setting her on fire.  The American people have a right to know what American soldiers are doing in the Middle East in their name.  And you’ve finally realized that the American people have a right to know how fucked up this American lead war is, and how it’s affecting innocent Iraqi citizens.

What?

This isn’t from CNN?  Really?  Then where is it from?  It better not be some crazy liberal/conservative/Democrat/Republican blog like Daily Kos/Pajamas Media/Huffington Post/Town Hall.  If it is then you can shove it up your ass because those fuckers are batshit insane.

It isn’t?  Alright, then where is it from?  No shit?  No, no I’m sorry but I don’t believe you.  There’s no way this is from a leaked Army memo telling the media to be passive about reporting this story.  The Army wouldn’t do something like that.  Plus, I remember reading an article about this guy on CNN.com.

You know the article I’m talking about.  The one where it reports on how brutal Steven Green’s crimes were and how he just got convicted.

Yes I’m sure the article said he gang raped this innocent 14-year-old girl and set her body on fire, then killed her entire family which included a 5 year-old.

Sure I’m willing to bet on it.  What do you want to lose?  Oh, you’re so confident about winning that you’re going to let me make the conditions?  Alright.  If I’m right, you have to watch every episode of  Reba that comes on the Lifetime Channel for an entire week without stabbing yourself in the face.  And if you’re right, I have to read every Ann Coulter book without tearing out the pages and wiping my ass with them.  Deal?  Good.  Now show me the article.

“You probably think I’m a monster.”

That’s what FBI agents said former U.S. soldier Steven Green told them nearly three years ago about accusations that he had raped a 14-year-old Iraqi girl and killed her and her family.

Oh come on.  That’s it?  That’s all CNN wrote about this guy?  They didn’t talk about how Steven Green and his buddies decided to go to a random Iraqi house and rape an innocent 14-year-old girl, set her on fire, and kill her entire family – all because they were drunk and bored?

There has to be some more quotes about this sick fuck and what he did.  He had to have said something else or the prosecutor had to have said something  about this sick crime…right?

There are?  Good.  Because I was starting to get pissed off at CNN for doing a shitty job reporting this story.  Now show me those quotes so my  faith in CNN’s reporting can be restored.

“All of my buddies were getting killed over there. My lieutenant got his face blown off. … George Bush and Dick Cheney ought to be the ones that are arrested.”

Prosecutors said he and others in his unit plotted an attack on an Iraqi family. Green herded the parents and younger sister of 14-year-old Abeer al-Janabi into another room of a house while two accomplices raped her. He then gunned down her parents and her 6-year-old sister, before joining in the rape and killing the teenager.

Oh goddammit.  The kid was 5, not 6.  And they didn’t gun down the 14-year-old girl.  They poured gasoline on her and lit her on fire.

Fuck it, I’m done with CNN.  They’re just as bad as Fox News and MSNBC.  They don’t care about reporting the facts because they’re too busy standing in a corner jerking-off  to the government and their corporate buddies Eiffel Towering the American people .

Of course they stop pleasuring themselves the moment Rush Limbaugh is made fun of and rush to his defense.  But once they stop congratulating themselves for protecting his honor, they go back to slowly stroking themselves as the American people get tag teamed by CNN’s government and corporate heroes.

This just shows you how the media doesn’t care about the American people.  They only care about being close to those in power.

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