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The consumption of cannabis, even long-term, has a “minimal” impact on brain function, according to a systematic literature review just published online by the journal Psychological Medicine.

Investigators concluded, “Minimal evidence of major effects of cannabis on brain structure has been reported,” noting that marijuana users and controls perform similarly on cognitive tasks

That’s right you limp dick son of a bitch. Looks like you have to take back this stupid fucking statement:

“Marijuana is dangerous and has no medicinal benefit,” Kerlikowske said in downtown Fresno while discussing Operation SOS — Save Our Sierra — a multiagency effort to eradicate marijuana in eastern Fresno County.

I’m sorry. That was uncalled for. I didn’t mean to call you a son of a bitch and tell you to blow me. I was just excited about this news because I think marijuana should be legal. Can we put this ugly incident behind us? Good.

Now, let’s get down to business. Since this study proves that marijuana isn’t that harmful, when can we expect it to be legalized? I mean, if you legalize and tax marijuana it would help create jobs and stimulate the economy.

“Legalization is not in the president’s vocabulary, and it’s not in mine,” he said.

Oh goddammit. This fucking country is ass backwards. For fuck’s sake, we throw people in jail for smoking a goddamn plant, but do nothing to the people who illegally started two wars, tortured thousands of innocent civilians, gave no-bid contracts to their buddies, illegally wiretapped the country, developed secret assassination squads, spend trillions of dollars on the military, and funded death squads.

And that’s just from the Bush II administration. I won’t even get into all the illegal bullshit that happened during the Clinton administration, the Bush I administration, the Reagan administration, and the Nixon administration.

But Americans don’t give a shit. They don’t call out their politicians’ bullshit. They take everything at face value. They never question a goddamn thing. They just sit on their fat asses watching some fat asshole find the girl of his dreams.

You know, it’s true what George Carlin said: “When you’re born you get a ticket to the freak show. When you’re born in America, you get a front-row seat.”

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After generations of defending capital punishment and marijuana possession laws on moral, ethical and religious grounds, after years of declaring that the death penalty acted as a deterrent against violent crime and that pot smokers were more dangerous to society than, say, alcohol consumers, all of a sudden thanks to our economic crisis more and more mainstream powerbrokers are considering dramatic changes to our criminal justice system.

This trend toward releasing non-violent offenders naturally begs the question: what about legalizing marijuana possession and lowering the drinking age? A California lawmaker Monday introduced legislation that would legalize (and tax) pot there.

Hell yes.  Why is CBS News the only ones talking about this?  Legalizing cannabis would save our economy.  We could make billions off of taxing it,  save billions from ending the War on Drugs and take the power out of the hands of those Mexican drug cartels.

But that’s just the beginning.

Think about the jobs it would create. We would create jobs for people to grow the cannabis. We would create jobs for people to sell the cannabis. We would create jobs for people who would want to open coffee shops where people could come in, relax, and smoke a joint.

And think about how much money the food industry would make if cannabis becomes legal. McDonald’s, Doritos, Coke, Pepsi, Funyuns, Reese’s, Sarah Lee, and Little Debbie would make so much money that their CEOs would get naked and run through the streets screaming, “Why the fuck didn’t we do this sooner?  Why was our government so goddamn retarded?”

Hopefully California will pass this law and show our government how to fix the economy without using taxpayers’ money.  And if they’re the only state that does this then I’ll be buying a house there within the next three years…

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