Today’s going to be a good day. At least according to Fox News:

U.S. stock futures plummeted Friday, pointing toward a very scary open for stocks, after Asian and European markets broadly sold off overnight.

The Dow Jones Industrial Average futures were down 550 points, or 6.27%, to 8224 as of 7:15 a.m. here in New York. The S&P 500 futures were down 60 points, or 6.56%, to 855.20 while the Nasdaq 100 futures dropped 83.50 points, or 6.66%, to 1170.

Both the Dow and S&P500 futures have hit their “lock limit” – meaning that regulations will not allow traders to sell the futures off more. They can trade above those levels, but cannot trade below those levels. It’s similar to the New York Stock Exchange’s circuit breakers – which were put into place to keep panic selling from destroying the stock market.

With fair value calculated into the futures, the Dow is expected to fall about 450 points at the 9:30 a.m. open.

And I hope when those bald white middle aged fuckers see that point drop, they all die from sucking on the governments big black dick.

I hope everyone else has an amazing day….I mean that from the heart.